COLORUP.ZIP ColorUp v1.0 Is a humorous way to wake people up. When the program starts, it appears the computer has stopped working, and colorful blocks fill up the screen. Then the black screen and a DOS prompt appear. When the victim exits the program they are right back at the screen they started from. Requires VBRUN300. (Puffin Software, Inc.) (Reg.Fee: $15). DESFUN.ZIP Dragon's Eye Fun Pack v3.1 Contains ten relatively harmless joke programs for Windows. These little gems range from faces drawn randomly on the screen, to cracks that appear from out of nowhere (with sound effects!), to laughing eyes that follow your cursor's movement, creepy bugs, and many more. (Dragon's Eye Software) (Reg.Fee: $10). DOHDOH.ZIP DohDoh Is a joke program for Windows. It displays a screen with 26 different exit buttons, but when you try to click on one it moves away. Requires VBRUN300. (Mark S. Johnson) (Reg.Fee: $0). FLIP_RS.ZIP Flipped Is a harmless joke program that flips the screen upside down, wallpaper and all. The screen reverts to normal when you click the mouse. (Robert Salesas) (Reg.Fee: $0). ICOFRIT.ZIP IcoFrite v2.0 Is a practical joke program that definitely falls into the "Cruel and Unusual" category. Once loaded, it causes all icons on your desktop to run away from the cursor. This makes it impossible to run any program by clicking on it's icon. You could try to run a program by using the Task List, but when the cursor crosses the frame of an open window, it automatically iconizes the program. (Clickon Software) (Reg.Fee: $0). PC_VD.ZIP PC-VD Is an amusing little program that pokes fun at viruses and the hoopla surrounding them. Requires VBRUN100. (David K. Merriman) (ASP) (Reg.Fee: $?). PSLJOKE.ZIP PsL Jokester Is a harmless practical joke to pull on someone. After running it, the desktop appears to be normal, but each time you click on it, a little more of the screen disappears. After it completely disappears, the program ends and the desktop returns to normal. Requires VBRUN100. (Nelson Ford) (ASP) (Reg.Fee: $0). Q_DFRMT.ZIP Quick & Dirty Disk Formatter Is a rather dastardly joke program that pretends to reformat your hard drive, no matter what option you select. It even simulates realistic drive activity noises to really make someone nervous! (Joe Tirio) (Reg.Fee: $?). RUNNIN.ZIP Runnin Is an amusing little desktop joke. It creates a small window that runs away from your mouse cursor. You must try to catch it and click on the close button. Requires VBRUN300. (Reg.Fee: $0). WINBUGS.ZIP Bugs v1.1 Causes a bug to wander around your desktop. You can only get rid of the pest by spraying it into oblivion with your bug spray, or squashing it into a greenish smear with a fly swatter. The frequency of the bugs appearance can be user-defined, as well as the amount of time it will hang out on your desktop. (David McIntosh) (Reg.Fee: $20).