The "Politically Correct" Dictionary, Acid Rain The rainfall that is poisoning lakes and killing trees in the forest of the world. This is being caused by the evil capitalistic power plants in the US. African American The PC way to call a Black or Negro minority member of the PC liberal movement. Your Glorious Leaders have determined that Such people are more then equal and can never be racist in their behavior. Alternate Lifestyles Phrase used to describe the lifestyle of the Gay Militant. This free for all, high risk, promiscusis lifestyle has been considered normal by Your Glorious Leaders. Animal Raping and Murder Name given to biologist and testing labs by Your Glorious Leaders. Anti Abortion See the evil Pro Life movement Animal Rights The New Age religeon of Your Glorious Leaders based on the fact that animals have more rights then you do. Assault Weapons A name given to any gun that can fire more then one round by just pulling the trigger. Members of PETA, Earth First, the Humane Society, and Your Glorious Leaders got a ban on "Assault Weapons" so that hunters can't use them to kill, "poor defenseless animals". Baby Killer Any Veteran that served in the evil Vietnam War Bambi Syndrome Favorite tactic used by Animal Rights activists to rally public support against hunting. This involved the use of pictures of cute animals to get people mad at hunters. Barrier free A requirement that any new building, park, or other private or public place has to create. Your Glorious Leaders are fighting for all existing structures to be brought up to this code no matter what the cost. All entrance ways, levels, restrooms, exits, etc. must be made "barrier Free" so that anyone who is "Physically Challenged" may have free and unrestricted access to any part of that structure. Bork The name of an evil nomonee for the Surpreme court who was hounded out of this nomination by Your Glorious Leaders because of his conservative views. He does not behave "Politically Correct". Popular phrase used by Your Glorious Leaders when faced with a conservative nomination, "We will Bork him". Bowling Center the PC correct way to call the bowling alley. Broad Based Contributions To make the "Rich" pay their fair share. But, He's Trying What President Bill Clinton did in the 90s before his former wife became our supreme leader. Cattle Raping Name given to the dairy and beef cattle industry by Your Glorious Leaders. Chicken Raping Name given to the poultry industry by Your Glorious Leaders. Christopher Columbas This evil person is to be blamed for all the evils that have been caused to Native Americans and Africans because he attacked America. Companion Animal The PC way to call a pet. The ownership of a Companion Animal amounts to worse then slavery. Such animals must be allow to go free. Instead of owning a pet, you provide care for a companion animal. Crewed and Uncrewed NASA has plan to replace Manned and Unmanned with the politically correct terms of crewed and uncrewed. Crack Babies, Crack Children. A classification of children that are born to drug addicted mothers, Such children suffer from severe mental, physical, and other health problems as a result of the effects of those drugs as they were developing fetuses. Such kids require very expensive intensive hospital care when born since they are usually born much too premature to survive on their own. As they get older, they require excessive amounts of special and intensive theropy. Such kids are prone to extreme violences and have extreme learning handicaps. They would have been better off had the evil Regan/Bush admistration allowed them to be aborted. Date Rape A brand new crime that has resulted from couples who are dating and the evil, testrone infested male attacks her. Death of Superman Because Superman stands for "Truth, Justice, and the American way, and such ideals stand in the way of political correctness, it was necessary for Your Glorious Leaders to have Marvil Comics to kill Off Superman. It had to be done in a politically correct way of course. Dolphin Free Tuna A claim that is put on cans of tuna fish by evil tuna companies. This PC phrase was used to keep Animal Rights activists from boycotting their tuna products. But, Your Glorious Leaders knew better. There is no such thing. Eating of Rotting Flesh The name given to the eating of any forms of meat by Your Glorious Leaders. Environmentally Safe Product, Friendly Products. A name given to products that when manufactured, do not use any resources, use energy, or generate any waste. The product is also recyclable. Erectile Disfunction Impotance among those evil testrone infested males. Ethanic Cleansing A civil war in which one group of people are determined to exterminate the other. Such wars have a history of fighting that goes back thousands of years. Your Glorious Leaders insist on "fairness" and helping the weaker side no matter it's political or ethanic alignment. Ethically Correct The process of protecting animals from any human use of interference for their own good and well being. Exploiters of The Earth Name given to farming and evil farmers. Fairness and Fair Share The policy of taking from the achevers and giving to the non achever. This can take the form of taxing the rich and giving to the poor. A policy of punishing achevement so that a person doesn't reap any rewards for putting in that extra effort. Feminist Name given to a womyn (Yes, this is spelled correct) that wants no part of evil testatrone infested males. Womyn have more then equal rights and unrestricted access to all male only events, locker rooms, clubs, bars, restrooms, etc. However, males can never have the right of unrestricted access to womyns only clubs, locker rooms etc. Freedom of Religion Your Glorious Leaders definition is to mean "Freedom From Religion". There shall be no reference to God, Christmas, Easter, or any other custom, holiday, etc that has any connection to religion. Gay The new and only defination of this word is that of any male who engauge in oral and anel sex with other males. Greenhouse Gases A name given to carbon dioxide, methane, and chloroflorocarbons that come from evil capitalism and other man made sources. Global Warming When the earth will become too warm to support life as we know it because of the evil activities of capitalism. Hieagle Court The new name of a street called Gay Ct. after residents got tired of being harrased by evil anti gay extremist Hollywood Left The name given to movie and rock stars that become famous and then support the glorious cause of Your Glorious Leaders. "I am outraged!" Expresson used by "Feminist" when they are faced with an issue that is not politically correct. International The use of the word "foreign" is forbidden by order of Ted Turner, President of Turner Broadcasting. Employees can be fired on the spot if they use that word. In Your Face An expression of hatrid used by Feminist when refering to anything male. Invest in Americka The politically correct spelling and term for a tax and spending that Your Glorious Leaders put into effect under the Clinton admistration. Kennedy If this is your last name and you are Liberal, you can do no wrong. Kiddie Porn Any piece of art, photo, magazine, video, movie, that contains naked children that could be considered by Your Glorious Leaders to be sexually arousing to the viewer. Photos of naked babies, young children, topless and or bottomless children in family photo albumns are also considered to be kiddie porn. Native American The PC way to call an American Indian or member of any of the many tribes of Indians in your local area that are part of our movement. It is immoral, slanderous and racist to Native Americans and their religion if any schools, clubs, or individual use any symbols, tribal names, music, etc. as part of any activity. They live in harmoney with the earth. Man, Men, Male, They are responsable for the attack on the Earth which is an attack on Womyn. When they attack Womyn, they are also attacking the Earth. Multiculturism A policy of promoting oneness by encouraging minorities to remain isolated in their own cultures and to refuse to fit in to the evil American culture. NIMBY Not in My Back Yard. Outcome Based Education The pholosphy of learning where the wrong answers are ok. Where 2+2=3 is a correct answer. Where achevement is discouraged so that the achever is lowered to the level of the non achever. Everyone is given the grade of L so as to make it fair to non achevers. Ozone layer A layer in the earths atmosphere that adsorbs harmful UV radiation. Evil Modern technology is destroying this protective layer. Ozone Hole The name given to a thinning of the ozone layer that appears in the Antarctic during its winter months PAC Political Action Committee. This group is made up of supporters of Your Glorious Leaders that use their money to lobby for Your Glorious Leaders to place him in office. Your Glorious Leaders will then return the favor and vote for laws to support the PC cause. PACs helped to put Your Glorious Leaders in control and save the planet. Parasitic Growth Name given to a fetus by a Pro Choice Feminist. Percussion Expression Or "Drumming" by Womyn. Term used by Feminist to express outrage over "Male Dominance". A form of expression used by Feminist when they take up drum playing. Physically or Mentally Challenged The PC way to call or talk about someone that has a mental or physical handicap. Political Cleansing The total elimation of any idea that is in opposition, or can prove the folly of your glorious leader's thinking. Politically Correct "The belief that language that offends", liberal ideas, "should be eliminated" Websters Pornography Any book, magazine, picture, movie, record, etc. having any kind of sexual message that Your Glorious Leaders have deemed unfit to see, hear or read. 75% of those that have committed some kind of a sex crime have been exposed to pornography. Pro Choice People that believe that an unborn human fetus is nothing more then an unviable tissue mass that should be aborted at any time that they chose for any or no reason. They are at constant war with the Pro Life whackos. Pro Life Evil people that believe that it is immoral for a fetus to be aborted for any reason. They also believe that it is immoral to use fetal cell research for any reason, even if it could save their own life, that of their children, or even another fetus. They are at constant war with your Pro Choice heros. Queer Believe it or not, it is Politically Correct to call this group of Gay Activist Queer. Also used to define a Gay that will have sex with anyone, anything, anywhere, at anytime. This person is usually an Act Up member and has a high probabily of suffering from AIDS Quality Time The time that you spend playing with your "Companion Animals" Rape This name is given by Feminist to any form of sex between a man and woman consensual or not. "Married woman don't know that they are being raped", is one favorate quote by a Feminist collage professor. Giving birth is considered being "Raped a second time" by the Feminist. Recreational Drugs A catch all name that makes it sound ok to use illegal drugs such as marijuana or cocaine. RU-428 The Abortion Pill It is now being sanctioned by the Clinton admistration and will be highly encouraged to be used for abortions. Safe Sex The idea that if a condom is used, there is no danger of getting pregant, catching AIDS, or some other sexually transmitted disease. Sanitation Engineer The PC name to call the garbage man. Sanitary landfill, Hazardous Waste Landfill The PC name given to a dump that No One wants in their back yard. Sex Education Mention "Sex Education" and you will get in a panic over how the schools want to teach your kids all about sex, morality and alternate lifestyles. Sheinal, by Urinette A female urinal designed for speed, and miniumal undressing in a womyn's super safe home. This device consist of a special funnel and hose that allows a woman to urinate without having to sit on a toilet seat. Species Equality, All forms of life, be it human, animals, insects, trees, plants, weeds, germs, viruses, and other bacteria, have the same intrinsic value. Panic Society places the animals above humans in value. Sound Byte An audio tape edited to extract a politically correct portion of someone's interview or speech Symbolism We care The Moral Majority Is neither. The Silent Majority Are the people in the Panic Society Them The name that Feminist have given to man or men. Touch Deprived Children A new psychological problem that has resulted because parents and relatives cannot show affection to their children for fear that they will be arrested for committing some sex crime. Uncles Something that any male dreads being if he has a niece. Our Court records prove that many cases of child molesting are the result of Uncles molesting a niece. Uncles are automatically guilty of molesting their nieces. Vegan What your diet is. Video Byte The process of editing video tape prior to broadcasting so that only the politically correct portion of that tape gets shown to the public. The short segiment of the Rodney King beating is a classic example of how the video byte proved that the LA Police are guilty of senseless bruality. Riots resulted when a trial jury made the mistake if saying that this was not the case. A second trial corrected this mistake. Virgin Birth A process of conception developed in Great Britain so that feminist can have children without ever getting involved with sex with any man. Vivisection, PC meaning. The action of torturing animals in research labs just for the pleasure of it. To subject lab animals to all kinds of painful testing, To force feed chemicals and other poisons to animals, To burn out their eyes and skin. To continue such testing in order to perserves one job. White European Males. They are the ones Your Glorious Leaders blame for all of the evils of sexist, racist, and other undesirable behaivor. They are also to blame for the damage to the environment, the exploitation of minorities such as African Americans, Native Americans, etc. History books have been rewritten to show just how evil the White Europiean Males have been. Womyn The PC way to spell the name of women when you have to deal with members of the Feminist Movement. Such womyn so totally hate anything that is male that they changed the spelling of words that contain male, man, or men. Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire "I will not tax the middle class to pay for these programs". From a campaign speach by Bill Clinton. His first broken promise as soon as he was elected. The Liberal media did not challange him on this. Liberal Democrats All they know how to do is tax, tax, tax, and spend, spend spend. Favorite Quotes, "Lets us help you" and "We care". Their policies have resulted in you being trapped in the Panic Society Your Glorious Leaders Those liberals that are living like kings while you are forced to do nothing for your own good and well being.