The history of the National Animal Rights Act

	2019 This was the year that marked the 12th anniversary of 
the NARA (National Animal Rights Act). 

	NARA stated that animals had the right to exist without 
interference, enslavement or manipulation from humans, "Animal" 
are defined as that class of living creatures from Amoeba to 
Zebra. Since it was shown that animals, especially domesticated 
ones, had been deprived of a "normal evolutionary opportunity," 
Congress allowed them special privileges (an affirmative action 
proviso) They have the right to life. liberty and welfare, yet 
bare no responsibility for their actions. 

	During the first 12 years, NARA was challenged frequently in 
court. but judges held true to the intent of legislation. That 
legislation was written with the underlying premise that "An 
elephant is a baby is a rat is a bug." All were declared equal 
under the law.

	On the day NARA was signed into law by President Paul 
Tangus, PeTA, FFA, and HSUS volunteers released all domestic 
livestock, zoo animals, condo pets, laboratory animals, backyard 
horses, circus captives, game preserve inhabitants, dog kennel 
dwellers and aviary prisoners. According to the law, every animal 
was guaranteed it's liberty. Each had the right to go where it 
pleased. 

	Although predators had a heyday, death loss to depredation 
was small compared to the carnage on the highways. This 
continuing slaughter led to the most significant and far-reaching 
stepchild of the NARA, passage of the Anti-Motor Vehicle Act, 
which banned all self-propelled vehicles.

	Without trucks, the handling and treatment of large animals 
that had been injured posed major problems. Transportation of 
crippled, hurt horses, cattle and hogs was impossible due to the 
Anti-Motor Vehicle Act: It was also illegal to use a horse as a 
beast of burden (Anti-Carriage and Cowboy Act). so the sick and 
injured beasts were treated where they lay. by veterinarians 
conscripted into public service. 

	Disposal of carcasses which litterd highways, lawns, woods 
and sidewalks became a moot point, since the Predator Protection 
Act prohibited any interference with coyotes, buzzards and 
domestic cats engaged in the normal behavior of eating carrion. 

	Initially, volunteers were allowed to drag carcass remains 
out of their front yards until it was pointed out that the 
movement infringe on the rights of bone beetles and blowfly 
larvae (The Maggot Protection Act).

	Dogs formed in packs and roamed city and countryside alike, 
preying on freed domestic livestock, the occasional horse or the 
unlucky cat. 

	Vigilante groups soon formed to protect children from the 
marauding predators.

	The infamous Struthers Trial established the rights of 
reptiles (represented by the ACLU). Ms. Potential *#  _#!

threat to protozoa )*!$

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and violated the Protozoan and One-Celled Animal Act, 

	Eventually, the Anti-Antibiotics Bill was passed. Black 
market pharmaceutical soon dwarfed the illegal narcotics trade as 
medical doctors tried in vain to control the spiraling circle of 
disease and death. 

	Crop production decreased at alarming rates as insects 
multiplied and ate, unhindered. Mechanized farming as well as 
draft horses, were prohibited. Wheat, corn, fruit, potatoes, 
rice, cotton, cabbage and virtually all other crops were planted, 
weeded and harvested by hand. The U.S. no longer attracted 
immigrants, so farm labor was impossible to find. The U.S. began 
importing food from Third World countries, who looked upon NARA 
as a windfall. Mexico and Korea were the two biggest contributors  
to Animal Rights political action committee. Initially, animal 
rights enforcers spent most of their time in former livestock- 
producing areas, seeking violators. 

	But soon they were driven back to the safety in numbers of 
the cities and suburbs, They had a better chance of survival in a 
herd of activists than alone on a country road, facing a pack of 
dogs or other predators. 

	The self-sufficient soon got fed up and migrated to Mexico 
and Canada to work in the fields. They were not missed. 

	Any animal (defined as protozoa to primate, excluding 
humans) has the right to exist without the interference, 
enslavement or manipulation of man. No impediment may be put in 
place to bar the natural movement of animals. This includes 
screen doors, privacy fences, cages, aquariums or hot wires. 

	No substance or weapon may be sold whose purpose can be 
construed to be directly intended for the death of an animal. 
This includes antibiotics, fly swatters, insecticides, flea 
coLlars, bug zappers. D-Con. pesticides, hunting rifles or 
shotguns.

	Saturday Night Specials and automatic weapons are exempt, 
since their primary purpose is to kill humans. 

	The U.S. became a vast experiment that the rest of the WOrld 
watched-some incredulously, some greedily. 

	If it were not for the concrete, glass and steel structures 
built by modern man prior to the passage of NARA, America would 
have a prehistoric aura. Although man is part of the ecosystem, 
he is essentially removed to hi rise buildings above the third 
floor. They travel in groups for safety's sake. The elderly, the 
handicapped and children often fell prey to the fearless 
predators . It is not uncommon to see a baby calf playing on a 
schoolground, a black bear begging on the street or hogs 
rummaging through three months' accumulation of garbage, 

	Formerly "domestic" cattle, horses, sheep and pigs roam city 
parks, alleys, malls, urban lawns, side street, small country 
gardens, plains and mountains. They are stalked by large bands of 
feral dogs, coyotes, rats and swarms of insects, 

	Between parasites, disease and deprivation, a natural 
balance is being struck. lt is a world that existed in 
prehistory, Not necessarily a bad world, but a dangerous place 
for an unarmed bipedal primate like man. 



	In the year 2020, the Panic Society became established. The 
human population was reduced to a more manageable 10 million and 
moved to the country of its origin. Animals have now been given 
free rein of the wilderness of the Americas, Africa, Europe and 
Asia. People now live in safe areas of Europe, Asia, and Africa. 
Native Americans are allowed to roam freely in the Americas NARA 
and other such laws are no longer needed as people have now been 
successfully been separated from the animals.

	The domestic animal became extinct as all such animals had 
been sterilized by laws passed prior to NARA.





























Back to reality.

	Wait, you say, this column is getting preposterous! Even the 
most narrow-minded of animal rights fanatics would not ban 
automobiles. Roadkill animal deaths wouLd be acceptable. And they 
would certainly not ban antibiotics! Look at the lives they've 
saved! 

	Certain trade-offs are allowed. And, of course, they never 
meant for insects, rodents and reptiles to have free access to 
their homes. Plus, everybody knows pets should always be 
restrained and protected from eagles and coyotes. Packs of wild 
dogs simply could not be tolerated in densely populated urban 
areas. 

	So what do the animal rights activists really want? In a 
nutshell, they want the elimination of animal agriculture - pigs, 
sheep, cattle, chicken and other poultry. They also want a total 
ban on breeding of dogs and cats. What we're looking at is 
"selective" animal rights. 

	So how does one distinguish which animals have rights and 
which don't? Easy they only have rights if they are being used by 
people.

	Note, for real. Most of this article was actually printed in 
a newsletter that I receive. AH.