Hunting in the Panic Society

	Hunting first got started as a mistaken need for survival. 
It was the way that the early evil cave man obtained food for his 
so called survival. 

	It was a very dangerous job. Armed only with clubs and 
spears, it was very difficult for those evil hunters to kill an 
animal for food.

	The animals were very hard to catch. When cornered, those 
animals would fight to the death to avoid being killed.

	The hunters themselves were often injured or killed in this 
process. Sometimes, the hunters had to contend with other animals 
that tried to take away the animal that was just killed for food.

	As evil civilization progressed, evil White Europeans 
developed more powerful weapons such as the bow and arrows, and 
finally, guns. This made it safer and easier for a person to 
murder animals.

	As evil civilization progressed, animals were then abused. 
Those animals were exploited food, clothing and shelter. Evil man 
used his hunting skills as a means of protecting his domesticated 
animals as well as to supplement his food supply.

	The murdering of animals soon became more of a sport rather 
then a necessary for survival. It was more of a sport of Kings 
and the evil rich people.

	Soon, it was discovered that certain species of wild birds 
and animals became highly prized for their feathers or furs. Some 
people soon specialized in murdering those animals for a living.

	However, such hunting soon lead to greed and excess. Some 
people began to kill for the "Sport of it." Entire species were 
hunted for just their furs, feathers, ivory, or horns. This led 
to the extinctions of many animal species. 

	The Passenger pigeons were all shot to extinction in the 
name of sport. Dodo Birds were wiped out by hunters. 

	The American Buffalo, which once numbered in the hundreds of 
millions, were down to only 50 survivors at one time. This 
slaughter was done in an attempt to starve out the Native 
Americans. Thousands were shot for sport from moving trains and 
left there to rot.

	Alarmed at what was happening to certain species of animals 
and birds, laws were passed by Your Glorious Leaders to ban the 
hunt for certain animals.

	Elephants, rhinos, walruses, and whales became extinct as 
poachers hunted them for their ivory and tusks. 

	The murdering of animals was a tradition in the evil United 
States ever since its formation. The early explorers and frontier 
farmers hunted for food. Guns were needed for hunting and for 
defending those people from the so called hostile Native 
Americans, whose land was being taken from them. As a result, 
when this country was formed, the evil Bill of Rights stated that 
all Americans had the "Right to bare Arms."

	Your Glorious Leaders were outraged by the fact that over 
200,000,000 animals will be shot to death by hunters each year. 

	Every fall, in Michigan, the "Orange Army," which is made up 
of a bunch of slobs, charges up into the north woods to chase 
after the Whitetail Deer. This is made up of a million or more 
people, mostly the white and blue collar workers from the Detroit 
area, that take two weeks off work, charge "Up North," and go 
deer hunting? (Dear hunting?) 

	This batch of inexperienced, overweight, out of condition, 
and poorly educated individuals, pack up their camping gear, take 
along plenty of booze, their high powered assault rifle, and jam 
the roads to the North. Once there, they hang around in the bars, 
chasing women, drinking, and telling tall tales of the big one 
that got away. 

	On opening day, LOOK OUT! Anything that moves will be shot 
at. Residents that live up North have to stay in their houses and 
lock up their animals in the barn for two weeks. Even one 
farmers' John Deere tractor was shot by deer hunters. 

	Sometimes, those eager hunters can't wait. They will start 
off before opening day and shoot at anything that looks like a 
deer at any time of the day or night. Several of them got a nasty 
surprise when the deer that they shot at turned out to be a fake. 
The conservation officers soon arrested them on the spot for 
poaching. 82 hunters fell for the fake deer trick in two 
locations during 1989. Many more fell for this trick in 1990. 

	Every hunting season, there will be several hunters killed 
by gunfire, many more injured, a bunch of heart attacks, lots of 
food poisonings, deaths from exposure, and all sorts of fights 
over the possession of the deer that they shot. 

	Some of the hunters are even killed or injured by the deer 
that they are hunting. This can happen when the bucks, who are 
already on the crazy side in their quest to find a willing doe, 
goes after a hunter, who has tried to lure in a buck by using doe 
scent and other lures. One man in Texas was gored to death by a 
sexually crazed buck October 28, 1990.

	And the poor Whitetail Deer, They will be constantly on the 
run. Many will be hit by cars as they bolt across the highways 
trying to escape the hail of lead flying in their direction. The 
bucks were constantly getting worn out by the constant harassment 
of hunters after them as they are trying to find does in season 
and fighting each other for them. About 250,000 of them will end 
up dead and on someone's car hood where they may get shot at 
again.

	Many of the deer end up wounded. It takes about 21 arrows 
shot before one actually hits a deer. (PeTA). About 50% of the 
deer hunted by bowhunters end up that way where they then suffer 
a long and horrible death.

	Animal Rights Activists from PeTA and Fund for Animals made 
a heroic attempt to stop this slaughter in 1992. They chased 
after hunters to stop them from killing the innocent deer. They 
also whistle, made loud noises, and marked bait traps with dog 
and human sent in order to alert the deer to the danger. But, the 
evil D&R and Field and Stream club fought back.

	Deer also were carrying ticks. Some of those ticks could be 
infected with Lymes Disease. Deer hunters were being exposed to 
infected ticks anytime that they went hunting.

	Because of such hunting hazards, game farms were established 
for the greedy Rich hunters. On those farms, the so called 
hunters sat in the comfort of their hunting blinds as beaters 
drove the animals into a "Killing Zone." Here, those "Rich 
Sportsmen" could blast away at those helpless animals. They could 
then have someone else do the dirty work of gutting out the 
carcass and preparing the head for a trophy.

	Commercial hunting used to be quite a bloody profitable 
business. It has all but disappeared as a result of the outcry of 
a shocked public after they saw a documentation of the hunting of 
baby harp seals which was put out by your wonderful Animal Rights 
Group. 

	Tuna and shrimp fishing results in the deaths of thousands 
of marine mammals each year. This happens when those animals get 
caught in the nets and drown. As a result of Your Glorious 
Leaders screaming over the deaths of dolphins, some companies are 
now offering the so called dolphin free tuna.

	Rich hunters often go to Africa each year. Here, they can 
hunt for exotic game. Again, this hunt may involve hiring beaters 
that drive the animals into a "Killing Zone." Often, all that was 
kept of those animals was a head for a trophy room. 

	Lately, Hunting with a Camera has become the thing to do in 
Africa. Your Glorious Leaders complain that the animals are 
constantly being harassed by planes, helicopters, and land rover 
that chase them all over the place.

	Your Glorious Leaders were also screaming about all the 
dangers and hazards of all of those hunting actives. Something 
had to be done and now. 

	Every year, there is a pigeon shoot in Helgrove, 
Pennsylvania. In this event, which is much like skeet shooting, 
contestants blast away with shotguns at live pigeons that are 
released from cages. Those pigeons are the ones that commonly 
overpopulate the cities and drive away more desirable birds. 

	During the 1990 Labor day contest, Animal Rights activists 
tried to stop this carnage. Several police officers were injured 
by the activists. Over 20 were arrested.

	In 1991, members of PeTA invaded this annual event. They 
charged out into the field, released a lot of pigeons, and 
rescued injured ones. 87 of them were arrested on various charges 
including trespassing, malicious destruction, and assault.

	During the 1990 deer season, Animal Rights activists hung a 
banner over I-75 that protested this so called awful slaughter. 
They also went out into the woods banging pans to alert the deer 
that the hunters were around

	The book "101 Ways to Save the Animals" explains how you can 
spoil the hunt. It suggests that you sabotage hunting areas by 
leaving human scent, female dog scent, trash, and making a great 
deal of noise to "Alert and scatter the deer." On hunting day you 
are supposed to go out with air horns and other noise makers to 
spook the deer

	All "Assault weapons were outlawed by executive order of 
supreme leader Bill Clinton." The definition of "Assault weapons" 
also include nearly every gun used for hunting.

	Panic People led by Your Glorious Leaders in the Humane 
Society, PeTA, and other groups, got a ban on bear hunting in 
Michigan in 1994. They state that the black bear is in danger of 
extinction.

	In California, we succeeded in getting a law passed to ban 
hunting of Cougars. The side effect of declaring them as an 
endangered species is that now that deer hunting is also banned. 
Why? Because the deer are a food source for the cougars.

	Your Glorious Leaders have succeeded in getting laws passed 
to ban the shotgun blasting of pigeons for sport in 45 states so 
far.

	PeTA is also fighting hunting in Michigan. "It is all mans 
fault that there are so many deer" says local hero Jennifer Baker 
from Midland. "Hunters have virtually destroyed all of the 
predators of deer. Hunter also deliberately increase the deer 
population each year so that they may once again continue in 
their sadistic bloodthirsty practice. If the amount of sunlight 
that hits the forest floor increases, the amount of browse food 
for deer increases and the birth rate goes up. So hunters burn, 
clear cut, bulldoze and spray defoliant on hundreds of thousands 
of acres each year." 

	In Princeton New Jersey, Animal Rights activists convinced 
local officials to ban all hunting in 1972. The deer population 
has exploded. Over 200 of them were killed by collisions with 
cars last year.

	There was still bow hunting allowed. However, Animal Rights 
hero Karen Cotton, screams that such hunting is barbaric. She 
insists that the deer need to be given some kind of birth 
control. In fact, Your Glorious Leaders decided to place salt 
blocks laced with birth control medication in the deer 
overpopulation areas.

	"The D&R is to blame for this mess. They should require 
hunters to take only does. They deliberately caused this 
overpopulation so that they can sell more hunting license by 
requiring hunters to take only bucks." Local uninformed wacko.

	"These animals are a natural source," says Karen Cotton. 
"They belong to all of us, not just hunters. They are feeling. 
They have nerves, and they are sentient. We can't be pressured by 
sportsmen into accepting common cruelty."

	"Since I have moved to the country three years ago, I have 
been shocked and sickened by the cruelty and unsportsmanlike 
behavior of some hunters. Wounded deer are left to die. Birds and 
other small animals are shot by hunters who are bored waiting for 
deer. Rules mean nothing. Hunters shoot from moving cars, and 
trespass on private property. It's time that we ended this frenzy 
of killing for fun." O.L.

	"The All-American red-blooded sport of hunting animals is no 
sport at all. It is a murdering defenseless creatures as a 
pastime. That's not much of a sport in my book" Anonymous.

	Members of PeTA got the Panic Society to restore the forest 
to their original condition. They say that Nature will restore 
the balance. They also say that by killing the bucks that there 
are too many female deer left to overpopulate the forest. PeTA 
says that the solution to deer overpopulation is to round them up 
and sterile them. Otherwise, let Nature take care of it.

	In the Panic Society, there will be no hunting allowed. No 
one will be allowed outdoors. No one will be allowed to handle 
guns or other dangerous weapons. No one is going to be exposed to 
Lymes Disease. The pigeons, bear, deer, ducks, geese, rabbits, 
squirrels, and other animals will now be safe from the desires of 
people to deprive them of their rights to live in peace.

	The forest will be allowed to go into old growth conditions. 
Because the clearing of forests in the 19th century for farming 
has also caused a lot of good browsing for deer, all farm land in 
deer country will have to be returned to old growth forest.

































Is this all possible?

 	In most communist countries, citizens are not allowed to 
have a gun or any other weapon. Therefore, there is no hunting 
there.

	The hunting of harp seals is banned The Inut Indians of 
Labrador are now all on welfare. The seals have presently 
exploded into the tens of millions. They have stripped the ocean 
of all the fish in the area. Nature is now starting to control 
their population by the use of disease and starvation.

	Animal Rights Extremists groups screamed long and loud about 
this. They made all kinds of attempts to put a stop to hunting. 
Their favorite tactic was "the Bambi Syndrome." This trick was to 
get a lot of people upset with "how could anyone kill such a cute 
little animal." They also go out and interfered with hunting by 
leaving human and female dog scents, spooking the deer away from 
blinds and getting in the way of hunters. It's a wonder that many 
of them haven't been shot for this interference. 

	In reality, Most hunters belong to conservation clubs and 
sportsman groups. Most of them also buy a hunting license. In all 
such cases, the clubs and money from the license fee is used to 
support conversation. Such conversation is used to assure that 
there will be a large and healthy number of game birds, animals, 
etc. for each years' hunt.

	In Michigan, this money has been used to reintroduce species 
of game animals that vanished years ago from the State. Elk and 
turkey have been introduced into the State. This reintroduction 
has been so successful that there are now enough animals to 
require some limited hunting to control their numbers. Moose is 
also being reintroduced in the UP.

	Animal Rights Extremists complain otherwise. They cite 
examples from a book of distorted facts and mostly fiction called 
"'The American Hunting Myth," by Ron Baker. 

	Many people would feed the deer. Many hunters also set up 
feeding stations. This was done to bait deer in for hunting 
season. Animal Rights Extremist screamed that this was immoral 
and would result in too many deer being killed. 

	Of course, none of these accusations are true. Sure, there 
are those "slobs" that head up north. But, they are a small 
number of an otherwise responsible group of hunters. Many of the 
hunters belong to conservation groups such as Field and Stream 
which look for ways to to promote a healthy deer herd and educate 
hunters so that they can get a clean kill. (One shot kills the 
deer instantly.)

	The baiting of deer has not caused the problems that the 
Animal Rights people complain about. If anything, this feeding of 
the deer actually helps keep fit the deer that are now becoming 
quite active and need the extra energy so that they can survive 
through the lean winter months. There are also many people 
including hunters that will feed the deer all winter.

	However, the deer being fed near places like Midland has 
caused problems. Those deer now wander throughout the woods and 
parks of Midland. Many of them make a mess of city parks. Others 
end up being hit by cars as they bolt across busy city streets.

	In places out West the deer feeding has created another 
hazard. The predators are now coming into those back yards after 
the deer. Dogs, cats, and even kids, are being attacked by 
mountain lions, coyotes, and other predators. Animal Rights 
activists have caused this problem because they have screamed for 
laws to make those predators an endangered species.

	The D&R set up live traps in 1988 in an effort to move some 
of the deer to state land. Animal Rights Extremists sabotage many 
of those traps.

	Few deer that are trapped ever survive for long once they 
are released into unfamiliar territory.

	Many animals that are hunted, such as the Whitetail Deer no 
longer have any natural predators, their population will explode. 
Then they will become nearly extinct when millions of them starve 
to death that winter or become exterminated by some disease.

	Similar problems will also happen to other animals such as 
the Elk in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Those elks are now presently 
helped through the winter by the local residents who feed them 
hay all winter. Presently, this is the only last great elk herd 
left. It's population is controlled by hunting and shipping the 
excess elk to help establish them in other areas of the country.

	PeTA is upset that the people are interfering with those 
elks. The policies of PeTA if adapted, will result in the loss of 
this great herd of elk as Nature launches her natural methods of 
population control.

	The cutting of forest and the clearing of land for farming 
has resulted in lots of browsing food for deer. This will all be 
lost under the no farming and forestry policy of the Panic 
Society. Even more deer will die from starvation in this old 
growth forest as little browse is available there.

	Because a large amount of farm land will also have been 
taken out of production, there will be huge food shortages for 
people. Mass starvation of the human race will also occur in 
satisfaction for the leaders of the Panic Society as the animals 
are considered more important then people. Besides, they believe 
that the human population is responsible for causing all the 
environmental problems of the earth.

	Such starvation will help reduce the human population to 
that target level of 10 million. This is The ultimate goal of 
many such activists.

AH