WARNING!!! If you are offended by politically incorrect references to, race, religion, gender, or you are a liberal, then, QUIT NOW!!! Don't blame me if you are offended, You have been warned! If you can't accept responsibility for your being offended QUIT NOW!!! If you believe that it is everyone elses fault, QUIT NOW!!! The year 2025 Liberal policies, because they went unchallenged, during the Clinton administration of 1994, resulted in the formation of the Panic Society. The Constitution was long ago eliminated in order to give rights to plants and animals. As liberal policies from the Al Gore administration of 2000 dragged everyone else down to the lifestyle of poverty, VHEMT, a radical splinter group of Earth First, declared war on the human species, by releasing a genetically engineered hantavirus that wiped out 99% of the undesirable evil human population around the world. Hillery Clinton then became supreme ruler of the world as she and her liberal friends seized control of the survivors. Presently, phase one of Panic Society is nearly complete. This phase resulted in the seizing of all property in America, the complete dismantling of capitalism in America, the total elimination of all technology in America, the turning of America into a World park where only Native Americans and a privileged few are allowed to live, and moving the rest of you evil people into super safe housing of the country of your ethnic origin. Your task, to learn all you can about the Panic Society, escape from your temporary prison, sabotage the master computer, and warn the survivors about this evil plan for extinction of the human race for the sake of the Environment. Unknown to Hillery and her friends, someone on the inside started tampering with their equipment. Use this to your advantage. But, be careful. Should she finds out, you will be trapped forever in a state of mind control until the human race becomes extinct in about 100 years. You start the game in your super safe room in housing unit 55865619. Explore your domain. look for clues, get information from the computer, gather up useful objects for later use when you can finally escape. Take everything. Some items will be needed in later levels. Warning, Big brother is everywhere. Your Glorious Leaders have decided to micromanage your life at all levels. They will use robocops to ensure your cooperation. Fail to cooperate and you could lose the game. In addition, you have been tagged with an injectable implant that cannot be removed. This happened when the Hillery Health Care Plan became law. This implant can be tracked by remote scanners and robocop. You will have to find some way to jam it. For more information, you can access the text window by clicking the mouse pointer at the bottom of the living room screen, type in the word "help" followed by the (return) key. You may also issue commands anytime that you activate a text window. Characters that you may role play in this game; 1. Evil White European Male; A horrible, vile creature. A destroyer of the environment, exploiter of the less fortune, molester of children, cruel to animals, money grubbing, overweight, woman beating, raping, drinking, sexist, testosterone infested, racist pig. Expect to have your miserable life in this game micromanaged for you by Big Brother. 2. Disadvantage African American Male; You are a person that has been so exploited and discriminated against that the game will not micromanage your life. Because you are a male, You are still considered to be an evil, raping, drug abusing, sexist pig in this game. 3. Poverty Stricken Latin American. You are a job stealing, Welfare hogging, language barrier, school system overloading burden on society. Other then that, Your role is similar to the Evil White European Male. 4. Evil Job Stealing Asian American. Your job stealing has flooded America with cheap imports as you have taken all of the high paying jobs in America. Your role is similar to the Evil White European Male. 5. Holey Terror of a Teen Boy; You are a disgusting, drug using, molesting, murdering, gang forming, out of control, hormone overloaded, teen boy. Yet, according to liberals, it is not your fault that you behave in this manner. Its all your parents fault. play the game similar to the Evil White European Male. 6. Teen Girl Terror; You are an emotionally out of control, drug using, nymphomaniac, baby killing, binging, purging, molested terror of a spoiled rotten brat of a teen girl. And, it is all your parent's fault. Play the game similar to the womyn's role in this game. 7. Exploited European Womyn. You no longer have to endure being beaten and a sex object for evil White European Males. In this game, you have been given more then equality. You now have two toilets and a shenal in your bathroom and the seat is always down 8. Harassed African American Female. In addition to being exploited, discriminated against and being forced to endure all kinds of unwanted sexual advances, you are accused of being fat, having too many babies, a welfare cheat, and a bad temper. Play the game similar to that of the exploited European womyn. 9. Greedy Old Goat; As a Senior Citizen, you are nothing more then a burden on society. You have caused an overload on health care, taken too much money from Social Security, and wasted everyones time in general. Play the game as that of the evil male. 10. Greedy Old Nag; As a Senior Citizen, you are the same burden as the Greedy Old Goat, except, there are more of you. In addition, you are easily conned out of all of your money to become an even greater burden on society. Play the game as that of a exploited womyn. 11. Conservative Ditto Head; Just think of all the awful things that Liberals accuse Rush Limbaugh of. That is you in this game. Play the role of the Evil White European Male in this game. 12. Wonderful Native American; You are wonderful, You are Nature, You are one with the land, You can do no wrong. Unfortunately, you are not allowed to play the Wonderful Native American in this game because you now have America as your home, the way it was before the invasion of the Evil White European. Now, if I have not succeeded in offending you, Good luck, you will need it. Oh, by the way, Wallace can't play. He will suffer severe mental angush if he does. (He is busy suing Compton's CD-ROM eneyclopedia over a historical reference to a word considered "racist" by liberals). Any key to start the game.