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WHAT'S THIS ABOUT THEN?
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This is about the rest of stuff in this drawer and some other things.
Firstly all the programs, pictures and graphic files are copyright (c) of me
Gareth Robinson (The sounds are not mine). This stuff was written in Blitz
Basic 2, Dpaint IV and Scribble. I spent a lot of time writing this game when
I should have been revising for my A-levels.

You can, and should, copy this and give it to your friends. However if you enjoy the game I would ask you to send me some money for my effort and time spent. Write to me at:
    Gareth Robinson
    72, Armagh Road
    Tandragee
    Co. Armagh
    Northern Ireland
    BT62 2HS


ANYTHING ELSE?
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I would like to thank my brother Paul, Aaron Graham, Stephen Graham, Glenn
McClements and Glenn Cartmill for their "constructive" criticism and for
playtesting. Also thanks to BBC Radio 1 (97-99 FM) which I listened to almost
continuously when writing this.

To run Aubergine, the following files need to be in it's drawer.
    1.sfx          2.sfx
    3.sfx          4.sfx
    5.sfx          Abergine
    aub.pic        plain
    wait


WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THINGS IN THIS "STUFF" DRAWER?
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Right then. Firstly to see any of the pictures on this disk just double click
them, then press Ctrl-C to quit them

The picture Blurg is crap. Ignore it. It's just there to fill up space. I
first drew it on a Nimbus in school and this is the Amiga version.

Pipes is a picture which I spent ages mucking about with brushes and gradient
fills on. It`s crap as well, but at least it fills up the disk.

Pronounce, when run, will speak some rubbish, then end. And thats it. It does
however remind me of some of the noises spoken by the aliens in the Star Wars
movies.


AND FINALLY?
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Here is some poetry by me and my friends

I wanted to write a poem
So I did
This is it
It does not rhyme very well
Not much
Except a little bit
            BY GARETH ROBINSON


There were ten in the bed and the little one said..
Craig you farted, you stinking bas***d
            BY GLENN McCLEMENTS


There were ten in the bed and the little one said..
Not tonight Glenn, we've all got headaches
            BY CRAIG SHIPMAN


There were ten in the bed
Wahey!
            BY GARETH ROBINSON


There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
With so many children she didn't know what to do
I blame the lack of proper sex education in schools
Things were better when we had a socialist government
This is so
            BY GLENN McCLEMENTS


Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get the poor dog a bone
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
I blame the government
            BY GLENN McCLEMENTS


And these are some poems I heard on the Mark Radcliffe Show but don't know
who wrote them


Look, It's the ten past four crow!
Late again.
You can't trust these crows...
            UNKNOWN


It's ten past six
It's ten past six
It's ten past six
It's ten past six
It's ten past six
It's ten past six
Oh no, it's groundhog day.
            UNKNOWN

And finally, a joke..
There were two polar bears on an iceberg, and one said to the other "Can I
push you off" And the other polar bear said "No".....