The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary

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:-)   Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.

;-)   Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.

:-(   Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.

:-I   Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not quite as
      good as a happy smiley

:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed

%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*)   User is drunk

[:]   User is a robot

8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)  Sunglasses on head

::-)  User wears normal glasses

B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-)  User is a little girl

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

:-{)  User has a mustache

:-{}  User wears lipstick

{:-)  User wears a toupee

}:-(  Toupee in an updraft

:-[   User is a Vampire

:-E   Bucktoothed vampire

:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7   User juust made a wry statement

:-*   User just ate something sour

:-)~  User drools

:-~)  User has a cold

:'-(  User is crying

:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@   User is screaming

:-#   User wears braces

:^)   User has a broken nose

:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face

:<)   User is from an Ivy League School

:-&   User is tongue tied.

=:-)  User is a hosehead

-:-)  User is a punk rocker

-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)   User has two noses

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-)  Same thing...other side

|-I   User is asleep

|-O   User is yawning/snoring

:-Q   User is a smoker

:-?   User smokes a pipe

O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P   Nyahhhh!

:-S   User just made an incoherent statement

:-D   User is laughing (at you!)

:-X   User's lips are sealed

:-C   User is really bummed

<|-)  User is Chinese

<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/   User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

@=    User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o   Uh oh!

(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!

3:]   Pet smiley

3:[   Mean Pet smiley

d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9   User is licking his/her lips

%-6   User is braindead

[:-)  User is wearing a walkman

(:I   User is an egghead

<:-I  User is a dunce

K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-)  User is wearing a turban

:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

:-:   Mutant Smiley

      The invisible smiley

.-)   User only has one eye

,-)   Ditto...but he's winking

X-(   User just died

8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
           updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.

:)  Midget smiley

:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

=)  Variation on a theme...

:} - What should we call these? (what?)

:) - Happy

:> - what?

:@ - what?

:D - Laughter

:I - Hmmm...

:( - Sad

:[ - Real Downer

:< - what?

:{ - what?

:O - Yelling

:C - what?

:Q - what?

:,( - Crying

[] - Hugs and

:* - Kisses

|I - Asleep

|^o -Snoring

  :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

  :-1   smiley bland face

  :-!           "

  :-@   smiley face screaming

  :-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache

  :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

  :-%   smiley banker

  :-6   smiley after eating something sour

  :^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)

  :-7   smiley after a wry statement

  8-)   smiley swimmer

  :-*   smiley after eating something bitter

  :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied

  :-0   smiley orator

  (:-(  unsmiley frowning

  (:-)  smiley big-face

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