10 reasons why to visit Chenobyl

1. You could grow useful body parts.
2. There is no problem with overcrowding.
3. Scientists believe that there is only a 1% chance that you will die after visiting.
4. Scientists believe that there is only a 99% chance that you will die instantly.
5. Every hundredth visiter gets a radiation suit.
6. For just five pounds at the gift shop you can become officially dead.
7. There is a possibility that you will turn big and green when you get angry.
8. You will gain the ability to see in the dark because you will be glowing.
9. It is a proven fact that visitors are ten times more likely to get a job in a freak show.
10. One in three visitors will grow a huge penis (including women).

By Joe Webb

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