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Hi Leute!

Ich moechte Euch ale mal auf folgenden Text aufmerksam machen, der im Moment
in den meisten Mailboxen kursiert!

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Amiga-Tuner is to be developed!!!!
Amiga CD32 is canceled!
Beate Uhse is in cooperation with Samsung
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                      Hey Dudes, have an exe on this:


    SAMSUNG (as all know) bought C= last week! But they're in financial
 problems also, so they signed a cooperation-letter with Beate Uhse (Germany)

           Well, how's the future of the Amiga now looking like?
 Samnsung will stop the production of the Amiga CD32 within the next days,
                and will continue to build an Amiga-Tuner!
  The Amiga-Tuner is based on an A1200 with (probably) AAA Chipset and an
 faster CPU (68EC030) clocked at 50MHz ! There's an inbuilt Genlock, which
 merges the (Amiga-) Tuner screens into the selected Cablechannel which is
to be shown on TV. The whole thing is based on digital television (MPEG2).

  They'll also try to produce the A5000/060 in masses to drop the price!!
 At the mo they're in contactation with some 3rd world's countries to get
                cheap workers for their factorys in taiwan.

    Samsung also plans to throw out license-rights for 3rd parties, so
    there'll exist Amiga-clones till the end of the year or mid '95 !!!
            (This will drop the price of the Amiga drastically)

             Ok, now to the new Cooperation signed yesterday:
         Beate Uhse is going to push Samsung with financial power!
     Why?  First rumours say, that Samsung will enclose an prospect of
    Beate Uhse to the Amiga-products! But this doesn't seem to be true!
    I think Beate Uhse tries to buy some Amigarights to develop the new
  Cybersex-system on Amiga based machines. The first plans were shown on
  TV last week (the dude who developed Cybersex said, that they are going
               to sign a contract this week with Beate Uhse!

   Well, we'll know more about this till end of June, because the first
                   official press release is mid june !!
                 Don't get too much into panic, friends!!


Signed: Jim T. Millroe

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Mh.... dann sehen wir also bald Amiga-kompatible ... mh...

...meine Freunde nennen mich Matthias. Fuer SIE bin ich RoboCole !

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Matthias `Cole` Sax   (A2500T/030 & A1200)      Mailbox: 09161-3052 ( RN! )
UUCP: cole@dorado.incubus.sub.org                        09161-5695

(AmigaGadget-News-Flash : Da in meiner Abiklasse - und das ist _KEIN_
 Scherz - die Nichte von Beate Uhse war, konnte ich brandneue
 Informationen zu der Samsung-Beate-Uhse-Connection erhalten !
 Offensichtlich werden z.B. sämtliche neue Amiga-Modelle nicht mehr
 auf Binärbasis, sondern auf Sexer-Basis funktionieren.
 Gerüchte sprechen auch davon, daß sämtliche Peripheriegeräte
 zukünftig ausschließlich unter Verwendung der Materialien
 Latex und Leder gefertigt werden. In einer spontanen Reaktion konnten
 wir MicroSoft-Bill Gates ein "Stöhn" entlocken.....    (an))