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    Top Ten : Things Overheard At
     The Rolling Stones Concert
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-----> Wednesday, August 3, 1994 <-----

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  From New York, a city with a chewy nougat filling, it's the Late
Show with David Letterman.  Tonight - Cybil Shepard, comedian Elayne
Boosler, and singer Dave Edmunds.  Plus Paul Shaffer and the CBS
Orchestra.  And now, America's favorite crime fighting hero, David
Letterman.
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Top Ten Things Overheard At The Rolling Stones Concert
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  [The Stones kicked off their "Voodoo Lounge tour in D.C.]
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10.  "I love it when they smash their walkers at the end of a song"

 9.  "The Medic Alert beepers are drowning out the music"

 8.  "Look!  The new guy on bass!  It's Matlock!"

 7.  "He means, time was on their side"

 6.  "Start me up!  I'm serious!  This isn't part of the song!"
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 5.  "It looks like a comet smashed into Keith Richards"

 4.  "Cool!  Jagger's teeth just landed in my lap!"

 3.  "What's Letterman doing up there with a fiddle?"  [followed by
     famous clip of guy who looks like Dave playing a fiddle and
     singing "Camptown Ladies."]

 2.  "Michael Jackson married?  Please...!"

 1.  "I can't get no Met-a-muc-il"
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