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 Top Ten : Republican Conv. '96 in NY
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  From New York, a tapestry of human oddities, it's the Late Show with
David Letterman.  Tonight - Howard Stern and singer Celine Dion.
Plus Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra.  And now, a man who's hyper on
cookies, David Letterman.
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Top Ten Reasons New York City Would Be A Good Place For The '96
Republican Convention
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10.  Constant gunfire will keep the delegates from dozing off

 9.  Crowded sidewalks present an opportunity for Sen. Packwood to
     "accidentally" bump into women

 8.  3/4 of the rat population are registered Republicans

 7.  If hotels are filled, they can always break into my place

 6.  Delegates pay no city, state or federal taxes on their crack
     purchases
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 5.  Chance to take part in weekly Mets tryouts, maybe become a Major
     League Baseball player!

 4.  Would be fun to watch Dan Quayle trying to figure out a subway map

 3.  Andrew Giuliani will be away at camp

 2.  Taxis equipped with heavy duty suspension, perfect for Rush
     Limbaugh

 1.  Plenty of certified baby-sitters for Reagan
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