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      Armstrong Moon Landing Lines
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  From New York, easy on the starch, it's the Late Show with David
Letterman.  Tonight - Susan Sarandon, musical group Midnight Oil, and
Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz Aldrin.  Plus Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra.
And now, Michael Jackson's best man, David Letterman.
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Top Ten Rejected Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Lines
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10.  "One small step for man.  10 million frequent flyer miles for me"

 9.  "When I spit, it floats upward"

 8.  "This is the most corniest thing I've ever done"

 7.  "A special Thank You to a youngster named Dave Letterman who knit us
     the special space socks"

 6.  "Hey!  I can see Rush Limbaugh from here!"
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 5.  "Are you watching Dorothy Shinbach?  Would you go to the prom with
     me now, Dorothy Shinbach?"

 4.  "I'm taking one giant leak for mankind"

 3.  "Goooaalllll!" [followed by clip of World Cup Announcer screaming
     the same phrase]

 2.  "I'm Mr. Galakawitz.  You mean Dr. Galakawitz?  Yes I am"  [think Bud
     Light commercials]

 1.  "Aieee!  Moon Weasels!"
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