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 TopTen : Being Married to M.Jackson
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-----> Tuesday, August 2, 1994 <-----

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  From New York, written applications due September 1st, it's the Late
Show with David Letterman.  Tonight - actress Cameron Diaz, singer
Stevie Nicks, and etiquette expert Letitia Baldrige.  Plus Paul Shaffer
and the CBS Orchestra.  And now, a man who loves your sunny smile more
than life itself, David Letterman.
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Top Ten Good Things About Being Married To Michael Jackson
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  [Yep, it's official folks!  Lisa Marie officially announced her
  marriage to the Mikey.]
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10.  When you get a few years older good advice on plastic surgeons

 9.  White sequined glove prevents greasy fingerprints on fridge

 8.  Fun to say "Honey, could you moonwalk to the Stop 'N' Shop for a
     quart of milk?"

 7.  After a day with the Jacksons, suddenly your Presley relatives
     seem normal

 6.  None of those annoying demands for sex
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 5.  His squeaky ultrasonic voice keeps away mice

 4.  As King of Pop, gets 10% dinner discount at participating Red
     Lobster restaurants

 3.  If he comes home with lipstick on his collar, you can be pretty
     sure it's his own

 2.  Never have to throw out leftovers with Liz dropping by

 1.  Three words:  Christmas with Tito

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