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Martin_Gordziel@ac.maus.de (Martin Gordziel) writes:

>MH>"The ten greatest 'F*cks'"

>(Achtung, der folgende Text übersteigt wahrscheinlich das Niveau dieser
>Gruppe...):

Keinesfalls. Ich habe da eine andere Version dieses Files, mit einigen
netten Ergaenzungen, die ich dem geneigten Leser hiermit zukommen lassen
will. (kommt aus alt.tasteless.jokes)
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                           FUCK!
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Our most versatile word.  By its stress and inflection it can
describe many emotions.  It can be used as a noun (I don't give
a fuck), as an objective (it's fucked), as a verb in its
transitive form (the game was fucked up by the weather), and its
intransitive form (I'll be fucked), in the present tense (I'm
fucked), in the past tense (I was fucked).  Many everyday
expressions show its true versatility ...

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Denial .................... I didn't fucking do it
Perplexity................. I know fuck all about it
Apathy .................... Who gives a fuck
Greetings ................. How the fuck are you
Resignation ............... Oh fuck it
Derision .................. He fucks everything up
Suspicion ................. Who the fuck are you
Panic ..................... Let's get the fuck out of here
Directions ................ Fuck off
Disbelief ................. How the fuck did you do that

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The word has been used throughout history by many famous
people.  Some of the more notable quotations are ...

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What the fuck was that ..................... The Mayor of Hiroshima
Look at all those fucking Indians .......... General Custer
Where's that fucking water coming from ..... Captain of the Titanic
Thats not a real fucking gun ............... John Lennon
The fucking throttle's stuck ............... Donald Campbell
Who's going to fucking know ................ President Nixon
Heads are going to fucking roll ............ Anne Boleyn
Who let the fucking women drive ............ Captain Space Shuttle
I thought I could smell fucking petrol ..... Nikki Lauda
What fucking map ........................... Mark Thatcher
Any fucker can understand that ............. Einstein
It fucking looks like her .................. Picasso
Where the fuck are we ...................... Christopher Columbus
I'm forever blowing fucking bubbles ........ Michael Jackson
How the fuck do work that out .............. Pythagarous
You want what on the fucking ceiling ....... Michaelangelo
Fuck a duck ................................ Walt Disney
Why? Because it's fucking there ............ Sir Edmond Hilary
I don't suppose it's fucking raining ....... Joan of Arc
I didn't want to fucking go anyway ......... Sebastion Coe
I haven't got a fucking clue ............... Miss Marples
Scattered showers my fucking arse .......... Noah
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Hoffentlich hat es Euch gefallen
                        Hinnerk
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Hinnerk Hagenah, Computer Science Student, Universitaet Erlangen-Nuernberg
e-mail: hkhagena@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de
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