hpf1s3c08         PEOPLE TALK ABOUT...
             by RokDaZone


c11... Eksec/Infect:
c12(This  fellow  is  while I am at it in
this   section  everytime,  congrats!)

c09More  and  more  the Infect-boss - who
Dopes    sister   described   as   'so
strange!' - got himself into the title
of  party-aristocrat.  The king of the
unadulterated  nonsense once again had
a  very good time at The Summer Party.
First  he  asked the guys from Ecstasy
how  much  their  E-pills  would cost.
After  the  hasty  reply that they did
not   have   any   drugs,   the   poor
Exstacy-mates     found     themselves
confronted   by   bitter  accusals  of
spreading   false   rumours  by  their
banner.   The  same  fate  underlay  a
fellow,  being  asked  by Eksec for no
specific  reason  if  he  was  able to
speak  German.   The  Dane unaware the
danger  answered  by  his  only German
word  f4'Nein'  f1(=  no)  -  making Eksec
cursing over him for being a lier.

The  next  victim  even  was  put into
heavy  tests.   After  being asked the
same  question  than  the Dane before,
the contestant was happy to declare he
could.  Eksec, not having assumed this
answer,  stocked  for  a  second, than
handed a chocolate bar over to the guy
demanding:   f4'Ok, then unpack this one
for  me.' f1A whole table of ten Germans
lay  under  the tables when the victim
made  a good face to the evil game and
did what the German demanded.

A  mephisto,  this  Eksec?  No, just a
little special freak, who also managed
to   make   the   audience  roar  when
receiving  his  secod  prize  for  the
Wildcompo f4'I've got a Cola T-shirt!'



f1c11... The VD-Bunch:
c09After   many   people   confused   the
rotating  head  at  the  end  of their
latest  demo  Sumea  with c10Dr.Skullc09, we
now  have the bitter task to tell that
it was not the famous coder.  In fact,
it  even  was  no  head, but a fotball
with  two  tabletennis-balls  stuck on
it.  Still, we have to admit that they
really look the same.



c11... Tasslehoff Burrfoot/Zartwork:
c09After  finding out that she could make
much   more   money  by  cleaning  the
Seenpoint-office   than   by   writing
articles     for    c11Generation    c09(cf.
Seenpoint#3), she considers to open up
the Scenes first professional cleaning
service.    Asked   after   her  first
ambitions   regarding  this  job,  she
declares:   f4'I will start by polishing
Fishwaves dirty mouth!'



f1c11... Higgie/White Bread Crew:
c09When   walking  through  the  redlight
district   of  Amsterdam,  this  saucy
fellow   has   repordetly   a  strange
attitude  when  it comes to the habits
inside these exclusive circles.  Being
adressed  by  a  asiat  prostitute  by
f4'Come  into my room, I want to talk to
you!'  f1(Duuuuh!),  he in fact followed
her  and  being  in  her  room, asked:
f4'Ok, here we are.  What would you like
to discuss?'
f1We  do not know how much he had to pay
for this night, though...



c11... Astro and Lord Helmet:
c09After  succesfully bringing RAW to the
top twice, enjoying all the structural
work from c11Terroxc09, they finally claimed
to   never  have  cared  about  Terrox
anyway.   Man,  does this not remember
us  from  all  topmanagers  around the
globe?  RAW surely must have been very
professional in the upper suits.



c11... Fishwave/Sardonyx:
c09The  old soothsayer always was sure to
become  the  most  hated Scener in the
Scene with all the big editors against
him.   Well,  latest after issue three
of  his  bitter-toned diskmag he seems
to  finally  have succeeded - although
it  is obvious, the known editors like
him more than the people he thought to
favour  his  tone  in the first place.
We wonder if he does not feel a little
lonely at the top?



c11... Ghandy & Zerox/Gods:
c09After    the    whole   Scene   waited
breathlessly  and  openmouthed for the
rebirth of c11D.I.S.C.  c09(often announced,
never  released), they managed to make
Jurassic   Pack   a   packmag  without
packpart  but  a  magpart  appearing a
full  mag  much  more  important  than
D.I.S.C.  could ever be nowadays.  And
as   sideeffect  created  the  biggest
literal  mag-part-pack confusion there
is.
Moreover,   after   Zerox  decided  to
dedicate  f4'King  Without A Crown' f1from
c11Metallica  c09to  me,  I have hereby take
the    honour    to   say   that   The
c10Marvellous(!)    Lunatics    Ball   c09in
exchange  dedicates  Bernhard  Brinks'
golden  oldie  f4'Tanze  Samba  mit mir'
f1('Dance the Samba with Me') to him.