|2-Mail Call! Extra! Extra! etc etc etc... =============================================================== To: Steve @ V12PD... Fm: Freak/NFA Just in case you haven't gotten in touch, what's happening man? I'm sat here all patient like waiting to hear something from you, every morning I rush down to the letterbox looking for that jiffy, but nothing! =============================================================== To: Deck the Ripper/NFA Fm: Freak/NFA Have you decided on anything definate with regards to what you wrote about before? I think the "Buck 'Em Up" approach would work best, esp. thinking about what I said concerning credibility etc. And where the hell are my oranges? Every time you're late I get awful worried that Parcel Farce have lost 'em! =============================================================== To: Budda/NFA Fm: Freak/NFA I hope you're gonna write to me before the year's out? =============================================================== To: Bootblock/Terraform Fm: Freak/NFA Hoi! You fat bastard!! Er... Verily! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say the wench was not uncomely from where I was sitting (which was on a rather mucky 9X that hurtled past you at breakneck speed - which probably accounts for the discrepencies 'twixt our opinions...), and anyway, if thou'st would remember I proclaimed the maiden to be far too good-looking to go out with YOU, think about it... =============================================================== To: Aladdin Sane/iNDi Fm: Freak/NFA Do it, do it DO IT!!! My missus and meself would be glad to accompany you and Suzanne some- where if you're willing and able, we can get blotto'd somewhere or maybe (sit down to read this) spend a night being S.O.B.E.R and doing things that are C.I.V.I.L.I.S.E.D... Oooh, I need a lie down... If you *DO* want to go out somewhere as an awesome foursome, make sure they sell Beck's & Carling! =============================================================== To: The Low-Totty Regulator, London. Fm: Freak/NFA (& Aladdin Sane/iNDi by proxy) We wish to draw your attention to a distinct lack of totty in the area of Cleethorpes over the past few weeks. Please dispatch an investigator to conduct an, er... investigation (!) into the occurences, we shall be very interested to hear your opinion on the levels of scantily-clad post pubescent females which, we're sure you'll agree, are well below this area's average for this time of year. =============================================================== To: Miss E.R. Summerfield Fm: Freak/NFA I see that you got *another* review for snails, this time a really good one in Amiga Format, they loved it! =============================================================== To: Kei/Carnage Fm: Freak/NFA Ignore what I said before, I'm learning this Blitz lark pretty quick and it doesn't seem too difficult after all (it's just a case of ignoring the manual - which is crap - and jumping in at the deep end), so if you want to do some kewl effects in this 'ere demo... =============================================================== To: Freak/NFA Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Ermm... when I was at your palace and ya saw that article (of mine) which suggested you code an article viewer/tester, I meant that you code one and put it on one of Da Word disks, so that Da Word article writers can test out their articles to see if it looks correct. Okay, is that clear now ? =============================================================== To: Cherie... Fm: Richard... Guess what?... I Love You... Just thought I'd let you know... :) =============================================================== To: Furrball/Strobe Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Thanks for yer letter and disks, they will be back with you very soon (the disks & me letter) containing some luverly stuff ! Oh yeh, Amiga Tech. have NOT sold the new miggy to Sony (Fony), so who-ever told you that needs a good twatting. Escom has sold Amiga Technologies to Viscorp. Write U Soon! (again!) =============================================================== To: Freak/NFA Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm I'm getting my harddrive very soon now! AND it'll be bigger than yours! In fact, it'll be 170megs !! Yay ! =} =============================================================== To: Furrball/Strobe Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Where's is/was this Saturne party thing ? =============================================================== To: Blitz 2 Coders .... Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Is there anyone out there that knows how to use ARexx via Blitz 2 and is there a Blitz 2 Step-by-Step guide to coding games in Blitz ? Anyone know when BUM #9 is out, and the much promised Blitz 2 CDROM ? =============================================================== To: Furrball/Strobe Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Urm... soz about sending ya disks back a tad late (a couple of days). Hopefully the blitz programs will work on your miggy. Use them on yer A1200 to ensure 100% workage order! =============================================================== To: Andrew Bolt (Bolty Boy) Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Do yer want to help me build a humongus missile, and fire it at those bastards at Digitiser ? Or we can make that Atomic Bomb featured in Da Word#9. We'll obviously need the 50lbs of plutonium, but I may have some problems getting it. As I don't work for the government and I don't know any mafia mobs. Hope to be blowing Digitiser up soon, eh ? =============================================================== To: Workbench/Corruption Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Do you believe in PARALLEL cables ? =============================================================== To: InterNET accessers .... Fm: BootBlock/TerraForm Is there anyone out there that has access to the InterNET, and can get the Blitz List ? (Blitz Basic 2) Here's the blitz address: > blitz-list@helsinki.fi If so, write to: ßootßlock/TerraForm 115 Corporation Road Grimsby South Humberside DN31 1UR I'll send you a couple of disks and some details, or you send the disks and I'll send them back to ya with some stuff on or whatever. !! 100% REPLY GUARANTEED !! =============================================================== end...