ÿÿ00ÿ ÿ00ÿ01ÿ03ÿ01Who's the Racist Anyway?ÿ00 ÿ ÿ ÿ03ÿ02PUH / AGONY ÿ02ÿ01ÿ01ÿ00ÿÿ ÿ01I decided to cut most of my hair off some four years ago, and that's how I have been looking ever since; about five millimetres of hair covers my head. Why, you may ask, did I do this, as it hardly could be for beauty reasons? The answer is, of course, that I like it, but nobody believes that ("The absence of hair maybe gives him a strength in that he feels that he is someone he really isn't? /S.Duvan", which is why I have made up a list of the advantages of lacking hair. ÿ02*ÿ01 It is very nice, not having to do ANYTHING more with your hair then to wash it every day. No hairdresser, no styling gel, no hair drier and no lice. ÿ02*ÿ01 It is very cheap. Since I bought my own haircutter four years ago (for 400 SKR, which equals 400/6.77 USD) I have not visited any hair dresser at all (they charge 200 SKR these days, you know). We are, accordingly, talking thousands of crowns here. Furthermore, I don't use any greater amounts of schampoo, no styling gel, no power for the electrical hair drier, and no gas to take me and my car to the hair dresser. ÿ02*ÿ01 It is very environmentally correct not to use any styling gels, to save schampoo, electric power (hair drier, remember?) and gas for the car. As if that was not enough, I compost my cut hair in my mothers compost, everything to make the trees happy. (We are basically talking an addition of calcium here, which prevents and repairs acidification) ÿ02*ÿ01 It saves time. No long minutes in front of the mirror, no hours of waiting at the hair dresser's place. ÿ02*ÿ01 Have you ever try to get into a Poseidon Jetsuit (which is a dry-suit for divers) when having at least a certain amount of hair? ÿ02*ÿ01 It fits certain persons. (Not females, though, which is a painful experience that I have lived through) Anyway, now you know why I have short hair. Please notice that the list above does not include ANY KIND of racist thoughts or arguments, simply because of the fact that I am not a racist or anything like it. Hell, I just have short hair. That can be hard to understand. Every time I walk around in Gothenburg, these black people from Persia, Iraq and God knows what come up to me and say with an assailed Swedish "Hey, fuckin racist, I'll kill you sonnofa bitch". One time, a (fucking) Arab even went violent, and since they always come in tens those foreigners, I had to run away. I HAD NOT DONE ANYTHING AT ALL, I walked around in a normal manner, with normal clothes, I hadn't said anything, I hadn't even looked at them, still they came up to me and threatened someone they thought was a racist. This gives rise to the question of WHO IS THAT RACIST, AFTER ALL? Well, according to the dictionary, a racist is someone who judges without knowing, and that's about it. Who judged without knowing, then; was it me or was it the Arabs? It was the Arabs; they are the (fucking) racists. All I had done was that I had chosen not to let my hair grow (which sounds quite similar to their argument "All we have done is that we were born coloured"), and that makes me a mothafuckin sonnofabitch and them the saviours of mankind and defenders of the coloured. I still am not a racist, but if this goes on, I swear to God I'll convert. ÿ ÿ01