ÿÿ00ÿ ÿ00ÿ01ÿ03ÿ01The Best Home Page Ever?ÿ00 ÿ02ÿNO!ÿ ÿ00 ÿÿ ÿ03ÿ02PUH / AGONY ÿ02ÿ01ÿ01ÿ00ÿÿ ÿÿ01Much has been said in the press lately about the home page of Agony, the address of which is ÿÿ02www.rby.hk-r.se/~pt96bto ÿ ÿ01The home page saw the light of day in August thanks to Polyfemos, the master blaster PC hacker of the Agony PC division. Even though we actually are somewhat shy, we cannot hold away from you what important people has said about it... ÿ02"...and we believe it is the best homepage ever!"ÿ01, TUB-INSPEKTOR said and thanked us for letting them advertise for free. ÿ02"...but HEY! That's me, the photo, right there! What on Earth am I doing there?" ÿ01I reckon Tobias Jansson shouldn't have bet so much Coca-Cola on the outcome of MineField after all. ÿ02"In... Internet?"ÿ01, Svea Andersson said and was obviously somewhat proud of the fact that her eighty-year-old husband Alvar had an Internet gallery of his own. ÿ02"Judging by what I have seen of it, the reactions of several people involved, and, not least, the level of sanity of its creators, I'd say that the Agony home page is extremely cool, even though I suspect it might not be all too good (as defined by prof. Jane S. MacStansfield, Boston University) for the intellectual level."ÿ01 Well, he choses his words carefully, does he not, the good S.Duvan / Citron. Later the same evening, when we had had his 'few' beers (he's as thirsty as a sponge), reliable sources (Koffe / One) heard him say that 'the Agony homepage is fucking best'. ÿ01We talked to Duffe / Sardonyx, obviously drunk as he was, and he told us that our home page was the second best he had ever seen. The best one was his own. ÿ02"In order to make your computer a multi media computer, you must buy a sound card and a special kit of Microsoft loudspeakers"ÿ01, the leading PC paper magazine of Sweden said. None of the Agony members agreed. ÿ02"I like it, I really do." ÿ01/ Puh ÿ02"I am proud of it, I really am." ÿ01/ Polyfemos ÿ02"Linking my hp there has sure been worth the trouble!"ÿ01, Lars Bergqvist, cyber engineer, machine technologue and Volvo band worker, said. ÿ02"I lack words. Really, there ain't words to describe my feelings for this very page. Tremendously tricky, fucking fantastic and chillingly cool, I'd say."ÿ01 Count Dragonsbane / One is, as far as we are concerned, the only one who can combine "ain't", "tremendous" and "fucking" within the same paragraph. One man, One myth, One legend. ÿ02"Truly amazing!"ÿ01, cyber hacker and undercover infiltrator Per Östh said. ÿ02"Ah, what is this crap!"ÿ01, a Swedish Microsoft-dude says. That is, in fact, a good sign. ÿ01