³
                                                      ³ KaosKeys v1.0
                                                      ³ Copyright (C) 1990
                                                      ³ By Philip Maland
                                                      ³ 05/25/90
                                                      ³
  Disclaimer:

     This program is hereby released into the public domain.  The author makes
 no claim as to the fitness of this program.  The author is not responsible 
 for any damages resulting from the use or abuse of this program.  KaosKeys
 may be freely distributed, as long as no money changes hands.  Thanks.


  Program Info:

     KaosKeys is a simple joke program written out of sheer boredom.  It took
 under an hour of my time to write it, so I am not asking for any donations
 for the use of KaosKeys.  Judging by the success of my other joke TSRs, I
 figured it was about time to release another one.  If you like KaosKeys, 
 all I ask is that you use it on someone.


  Usage:

     To load, just type KAOSKEYS at the dos prompt.  Once it is installed,
 any alpha key typed (A through Z) will be randomly capitalized.  Other keys
 will not be affected.

     The first time it is run, it will not display any message.  This is to
 prevent suspicion on the part of the Jokee (the person you are playing the
 joke on (that isn't a word, is it?))  Running it again will display the
 copyright message, and inform you that it is loaded.

     The best way to play this joke is to rename KaosKeys to something that
 looks harmless, like Speedisk, and add a line to their AUTOEXEC.BAT file
 that says "Speedisk FAST".  Then reboot the computer and walk away.

     Since adding an uninstall feature to a program is such a pain, the only
 way to remove KaosKeys from memory is to use programs like Mark and Release
 by TurboPower Software, or to reboot.

     If someone asks, I'll write a version which will confuse even most
 "Power users" by hiding from standard memory mapping utilities.  


 About the author:

   Address:  Philip Maland
             711 W. Casino Rd. Apt. 6A2
             Everett, WA  98204
             (206) 355-8524

      If you have any suggestions, comments, complaints, concerns, questions
 etc, please write to me at the above address (or call).  I can also be 
 reached on:

             GEnie:  L.MALAND
   Or:
             CompuServe:  72020,3626
   Or:
             ProVision BBS 
             (206) 353-6966
             Sysop:  Joel Bergen
             Home of Global War




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