1c1 < CRC: 0xEA57CFC2 File: quotes.list Date: Fri Nov 10 08:40:39 1995 --- > CRC: 0x916B14DE File: quotes.list Date: Fri Dec 1 07:46:42 1995 3c3 < This is the Quotes List v1160 [Wed Nov 8 15:14:51 PST 1995] --- > This is the Quotes List v1162 [Tue Nov 28 16:12:52 PST 1995] 31,47c31,47 < Actors | Col Needham | 11/03/95 < Actresses | Col Needham | 11/03/95 < Alternative Names | Michel Hafner | 11/03/95 < Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner | 11/03/95 < Alternative Versions | Giancarlo Cairella | 10/27/95 < Biographies | Mark Harding | 11/03/95 < Cast Completion | Col Needham | 11/03/95 < Certificates | Mark Harding | 11/03/95 < Cinematographers | Michel Hafner | 11/03/95 < Color Information | Mark Harding | 11/03/95 < Composers | Michel Hafner | 11/03/95 < Costume Designers | Harald Mayr | 11/03/95 < Countries | Mark Harding | 11/03/95 < Crazy Credits | Mark Harding | 11/03/95 < Directors | Col Needham | 11/03/95 < Editors | Harald Mayr | 11/03/95 < Genres | Colin Tinto | 10/27/95 --- > Actors | Col Needham | 11/25/95 > Actresses | Col Needham | 11/25/95 > Alternative Names | Michel Hafner | 11/25/95 > Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner | 11/25/95 > Alternative Versions | Giancarlo Cairella | 11/17/95 > Biographies | Mark Harding | 11/25/95 > Cast Completion | Col Needham | 11/25/95 > Certificates | Mark Harding | 11/25/95 > Cinematographers | Michel Hafner | 11/25/95 > Color Information | Mark Harding | 11/25/95 > Composers | Michel Hafner | 11/25/95 > Costume Designers | Harald Mayr | 11/17/95 > Countries | Mark Harding | 11/25/95 > Crazy Credits | Mark Harding | 11/25/95 > Directors | Col Needham | 11/25/95 > Editors | Harald Mayr | 11/17/95 > Genres | Colin Tinto | 11/25/95 50,55c50,55 < Laser Discs | Peter Simeon | 10/27/95 < Literature | Joachim Polzer | 10/06/95 < Locations | Rob Hartill | 11/03/95 < Misc. 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C. (Bud) Baxter: Really. I was reading some figures from the > Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New > Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds > a year. > Fran Kubelik: That makes me feel just terrible. > C. C. (Bud) Baxter: Why? > Fran Kubelik: Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no > colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year. > 1325a1347,1353 > [Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building.] > Mugger: Don't kill me, man--don't kill me!!! > Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I > want you to tell all your friends about me. > Mugger: Who are you?!? > Batman: I'm Batman. > 1861a1890,1895 > # Blue Lamp, The (1949) > > Diana Lewis: What d'ye think I am? Soft or something? > Spud: Yeah. > > 2023a2058,2074 > # Born to Dance (1936) > > Gunny Sacks: But Jenny, I'm your husband. > Jenny Sacks: Don't remind me. > > Gunny Sacks: I will never join the Navy again, even if they make me a > general. > Mush Tracy: Have you ever seen a general in the Navy? > Gunny Sacks: No, 'cause they're smart. > > Jenny Sacks: Can we visit the brig? There's a man I'd like to see in > it, eh, I meant, I want to see? > > Jenny Sacks: Can we visit the crows-nest? > Captain Dingby: No, under no circumstances. It's nesting season. > > 2211a2263,2271 > # Bride of the Monster (1955) > > [Lugosi, Bela]: Home. I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an > animal. The jungle is my home. For 20 years I have lived in this > jungle hell. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan. Outlawed in the > world of science, which had previously hailed me as a genius. Now > here in this jungle hell, I have proved that I was right. > > 2216a2277,2279 > Caroline: Who knew that,in between bake sales, my mother was Anais > Nin? > 2234a2298,2303 > # Broadway Melody of 1938 (1937) > > Alice Clayton: Is he dead? > Jerry Jason: Well, he was the last time when I asked him for a raise. > > 2269c2338 < # Bugsy --- > # Bugsy (1991) 2308a2378,2398 > # Buono, il Brutto, il Cattivo, Il (1966) > > Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat" to [Eastwood, Clint]: There > are 2 kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope > around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the > cutting... > > [Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat" is sitting in a bathtub > with a lot of foam and the One Armed Man enters the room] > One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I > should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I > find you in exactly the position that suits me. I have lots of time > to learn to shoot with my left. > [Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam] > Tuco: When you have to shoot - shoot, don't talk. > > [Eastwood, Clint] to Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat": You > see, in this world there's 2 kinds of people, my friend: Those with > loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. > > 2355a2446,2453 > # Cabaret (1972) > > [Brian and Sally are having a heated exchange.] > Brian: Fuck Maximilian! > Sally: I did. > Brian: ...So did I. > > 2484a2583,2586 > Major Strasser: What is your nationality? > Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard. > Captain Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world. > 2624a2727,2733 > # Christopher Strong (1933) > > Lady Cynthia Darrington: I wouldn't have loved you if you'd been a > usual man. And you wouldn't have loved me if I'd been a woman who > didn't take this kind of thing seriously. > > 2982c3091 < # Cromwell --- > # Cromwell (1970) 3015c3124,3125 < # Cry in the Dark, A (1989) --- > > # Cry in the Dark, A (1988) 3019a3130,3137 > # Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) > > Dr. Carlo Fiorillo: One more of these killings and they will hold me > criminally responsible. > Dr. Emanuel: The fools! Here we are so close to solving the mystery > of life and death, and they worry about their precious laws. > > 3030c3148 < # D.O.A. (1949) --- > # D.O.A. (1950) 3311a3430,3460 > # Divorce of Lady X, The (1938) > > Leslie: You're much too nice to turn me out. > Logan: Nice! My dear young lady, you don't know me. The trouble with > me is that I'm weak. A charming young girl like you can put anything > over on me in five minutes. But at least I know my weakness, so I > force myself to be rude. Sometimes even brutal! > [Leslie starts backing Logan into a corner] > Leslie: You do like talking about yourself, don't you? > Logan: Why... yes... most men do. But at least they know the truth > about themselves. Women don't. They only know the truth about each > other. > > Logan: We have ample opportunities in this court for learning what > women mean, or what they mean they mean if in these days they mean > anything at all. > > Logan: Modern woman has disowned womanhood but refuses man's > obligations. She demands freedom but won't accept > responsibility. She insists upon time to develop her personality, > and she spends it in cogitating on which part of her body to paint > next. > > Logan: Modern woman has no loyalty, decency, or justice; no endurance, > reticence, or self-control; no affection, fine feelings, or > mercy. In short, she is unprincipled, relentless, and exacting; > idle, unproductive, and tedious; unimaginative, humorless, and vain; > vindictive, undignified, and weak. And the sooner man takes out his > whip again, the better for sanity and progress. > > 3332c3481 < # Dr. Alien --- > # Dr. Alien (1988) 3443a3593,3606 > # Dracula (1931/I) > > Count Dracula: Listen to them...children of the night. What music > *they* make! > > Count Dracula: This...is very old...wine. I hope you will like it. > Renfield: Aren't you drinking? > Count Dracula: I never drink...wine. > > Count Dracula: To die - to be *really* dead - that must be glorious! > Mina Seward: Why, Count Dracula! > Count Dracula: There are far worse things...awaiting man than...death. > > 3449a3613,3622 > # Dracula's Daughter (1936) > > Countess Marya Zaleska: Sandor, look at me. What do you see in my > eyes? > Sandor: Death. > > Lady Esme Hammond: Sherry, Marya? > Countess Marya Zaleska: Thank you, I never drink ...wine. > > 3710c3883 < # Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend --- > # Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992) 4132c4305 < # Flirt --- > # Flirt (1995) 4426a4600,4608 > # Get Shorty (1995) > > Harry Zim: I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the > best, and he said, "ransom notes." > > Bo Catlett: What is the point of living in LA if you're not in the > movie business? > > 4584a4767 > Blake: Coffee is for closers! 4586,4589c4769 < # God's Army (1994) < < Lucifer: Heaven will become just another Hell, and that's just one too < many. --- > Roma: Is there a hell on Earth? Yes. I won't live in it. 4723,4743d4902 < # Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The (1966) < < Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat" to [Eastwood, Clint]: There < are 2 kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope < around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the < cutting... < < [Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat" is sitting in a bathtub < with a lot of foam and the One Armed Man enters the room] < One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I < should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I < find you in exactly the position that suits me. I have lots of time < to learn to shoot with my left. < [Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam] < Tuco: When you have to shoot - shoot, don't talk. < < [Eastwood, Clint] to Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat": You < see, in this world there's 2 kinds of people, my friend: Those with < loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. < < 4800a4960,4966 > # Gorilla at Large (1954) > > Sgt. Garrison: You've always been this alert, Shaughnessy? > Shaughnessy: Always on my toes! > Sgt. Garrison: Well, get off 'em. You're a cop, not a ballet dancer. > > 5123c5289,5292 < # Heavenly Creatures --- > # Heavenly Creatures (1994) > > Juliet Hulme: All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. > It's all frightfully romantic. 5128a5298,5301 > [voiceover, from her diary] > Pauline Parker: We have decided how sad it is for others that they > cannot fully appreciate our genius. > 5236a5410,5414 > # Himmel ueber Berlin, Der (1987) > > Nick Cave: From here to eternity... > > 5290a5469,5481 > # Home for the Holidays (1995) > > Claudia: You don't know the first thing about me. > > Joanne: If I just met you on the street and you gave me your number, > I'd throw it away. > > Claudia: We don't have to like each other. We're family. > > Walter: Cash is King. Cash is the fossil fuel that keeps our economic > pistons pumping. > > 5316a5508,5518 > # Hora da Estrela, A (1985) > > Macabea: I am a typist and a virgin, and I like Coca-Cola. > > Olimpico: Look, I'll buy you a cup of coffee. > Macabea: With milk? > Olimpico: What? > Macabea: With milk. > Olimpico: OK. But if it costs more you pay the difference. > > 5425a5628,5630 > Bad Alien: I come in peace. > Jack Caine: Then you go in pieces, asshole. > 5579c5784 < # Interview With the Vampire (1994) --- > # Interview with the Vampire (1994) 5695a5901,5908 > # Jazz Singer, The (1927) > > [First words spoken from the screen to a movie audience] > Jack Robin: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't herad nothing > yet. Wait a minute, I've said, you ain't heard nothing yet. Wanna > hear "Toot, Toot, Tootsie"? > > 5810a6024,6028 > # Kicking and Screaming (1995) > > Chet: If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini. > > 5882c6100 < # Knute Rockney, All American (1940) --- > # Knute Rockne, All American (1940) 6024a6243,6253 > # Lady of Burlesque (1943) > > Biff: What's the matter with comics? > Dixie: I went into show business when I was seven years old. Two days > later the first comic I ever met stole my piggy bank in a railroad > station in Portland. When I was 11 the comics were looking at my > ankles. When I was 14 they were...just looking. When I was 20 I'd > been stuck with enough lunch checks to pay for a three-story > house. Naw, they're shiftless, dame-chasing, ambitionless... > > 6248c6477 < # Last of the Dogmen (1994) --- > # Last of the Dogmen (1995) 6307c6536 < # League of their Own, A (1992) --- > # League of Their Own, A (1992) 6321a6551,6557 > # Leaving Las Vegas (1995) > > Sera: That's nice talk, Ben--keep drinking. Between the 101-proof > breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come > out. > > 6490a6727,6739 > # Long Lost Father (1934) > > Bellairs on the phone with Lindsey: Sir Anthony Gelding wants to know > how much you would ask to appear here in our floor show at the Happy > Hour... How much? How much?? My dear young lady, it's only for > singing. Sir Anthony Gelding's a happily married man. > > [Bellairs has chastised the maitre d' for letting a fast crowd into > the club.] > Maitre d': They all come from good families, sir. > Bellairs: So did Henry VIII. > > 6917a7167,7178 > # Mighty Aphrodite (1995) > > Lenny Weinrib: Adopt, what. I don't want to adopt. Not with my > genes. I have award winning genes. > > Max: Who is the boss between you and mommy? > Lenny Weinrib: Who is the boss? You have to ask that? I'm the > boss. Mommy is only the decision maker. > > Cassandra: I see disaster. I see catastrophe. Worse, I see lawyers! > > 6923a7185,7191 > # Million Dollar Legs (1939) > > Dean Wixby: It was our beloved student body president! > Coach Baxter: Frye? > Dean Wixby: Fry! I'll boil him in oil. > > 7157a7426,7432 > # Mulholland Falls (1995) > > Lieutenant Maxwell Hooper: This isn't America, Jack. This is LA. > > General Timms: A hundred die so that a thousand may live. > > 7201c7476 < # Music Man, The --- > # Music Man, The (1962) 7608a7884,7885 > Jack Kelly: For a dreamer night's the only time of day. > 7651a7929,7934 > # Night of the Iguana, The (1964) > > Hannah Jelkes: There are worse things than chastity, Mr. Shannon. > Lawrence Shannon: Yes: lunacy and death. > > 7679a7963,7968 > # No Time for Love (1943) > > Poppy answering the door: Doorbells should ring once and then > electrocute the ringer. > > 8119c8408 < # Pocketful of Miracles --- > # Pocketful of Miracles (1961) 8403a8693,8698 > # Prophecy, The (1995) > > Lucifer: Heaven will become just another Hell, and that's just one too > many. > > 8444a8740,8744 > [Marsellus is telling Butch to take a dive.] > Marsellus: The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. > That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it > never helps. > 8553c8853 < # Race for the Double Helix, The (TV) --- > # Race for the Double Helix, The (1987) (TV) 9498c9798 < # Shanghai Gesture, The --- > # Shanghai Gesture, The (1941) 9505c9805 < # Sharpe's Honour (1994)(TV) --- > # Sharpe's Honour (1994) (TV) 9864c10164 < # South Sea Sinners (1949) --- > # South Sea Sinner (1949) 10073a10374,10379 > # Star in the Dust (1956) > > Sam Hall: You annoy me, sheriff. When I leave your hotel I'm gonna > squash you like I'd squash a bug. > > 10121c10427 < # Star Trek: Generations (1994) --- > # Star Trek Generations (1994) 10244c10550 < # Stay Away Joe (1968) --- > # Stay Away, Joe (1968) 10702a11009,11027 > Louise Sawyer: You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe > me, Texas ain't the place you want to get caught. > > Louise Sawyer: Is he you husband or your father? > > Louise Sawyer: You finally got laid properly, that's so sweet. > > Louise Sawyer: Certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my > mind, things like, incarceration, cavity search, death by > electrocution, life in prison, shit like that, know what I'm sayin', > so do I want to come out alive . . . > > Louise Sawyer: Where do you get off behaving that way with women you > don't even know, huh? How'd you feel if someone did that to your > mother or your sister or your wife? > > Louise Sawyer: You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance > you've had to express yourself. > 10712c11037 < if his ass. --- > of his ass. 10816a11142,11149 > # This Is the Army (1943) > > Jerry Jones: Will you marry me tonight? > Ethel: Well, of course. > Jerry Jones: Wonderful. Congratulations, darling, you're a > warbride. I've just been drafted. > > 11269a11603,11610 > # Undertakings (1995) > > W.F. Lloyd: The dead have been my life. > > W.F. Lloyd:...I'm sorry--I'm not very comfortable dealing with and > talking to people...when they're alive. > > 11391a11733,11735 > Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing > the world he doesn't exist. > 11407a11752,11758 > # Voodoo Man (1944) > > Dr. Richard Marlowe: My wife...this young lady is going to help you. > Stella Saunders: Is your wife ill? > Dr. Richard Marlowe: She's dead. > > 11418c11769 < # Walk, Don't Run (1966) --- > # Walk Don't Run (1966) 11423a11775,11785 > # Walk in the Sun, A (1945) > > Friedman: You ever think you'll live to make corporal? > Rivera: Baby, I just want to live long enough to make civilian. > > Sergeant Tyne: It's a funny thing, how many people you meet in an army > that cross your path for a few seconds and you never see 'em again. > > Rivera: Nobody dies. > > 11447a11810,11820 > # War of the Worlds, The (1953) > > Sylvia: They murder everything that moves! > > Forrester: If they're mortal, they have mortal weaknesses. They'll be > stopped, somehow. > > Radio announcer: All communications are out... which is why these tape > recordings I'm making are for the sake of future history--if any. > > 11614c11987 < # Weird Science --- > # Weird Science (1985) 11626c11999,12007 < # What About Bob (1991) --- > # Welcome Stranger (1947) > > Mrs. Gilley: Picture show's on Tuesday. > Jim Pearson: What's showing Tuesday? > Mrs. Gilley: Some picture with Bob Hope in it. > Jim Pearson: I'll wait 'til a week from Tuesday. > > > # What About Bob? (1991) 11785,11789d12165 < # Wings of Desire (1988) < < Nick Cave: From here to eternity... < < 11823c12199 < # Wizard of OZ, The (1939) --- > # Wizard of Oz, The (1939)