»CL9:»SML:-------------------------------------- »CL8:»BIG: TCP 1997 - Live partyreport »CL9:»SML:-------------------------------------- »CL4: by Curt Cool »CL0: Okay, now we are seated at »CL1:The Copenhagen Party 1997», held by »CL3:"Dansk Gruppe af Computerfreaks"» ("Danish Group of Computerfreaks"). And let me tell you this, our expectations for this party were not too high, and even then, we were »CL1:disappointed.» If we have to mention the plus side first (and we have to, not to sound too negative), the party surroundings are rather good, featuring both showers and a separate building close by, ensuring quiet sleeping. But mind you, on monday night the weather was really bad, and although the windows were closed, the rain still managed »CL1:to get inside», and some raindrops also got through the roof, perhaps the building is up for a serious makeup, or ready to be demolished. On the minus side we have that most of the organizers are complete »CL1:ignorants» when it comes to the scene, old, fat, disgusting computer nerds, who obviously do not know a single thing about how to organize a demo party. This is why this party from now on in this article will be described as a meeting instead. Mind you, there actually are nice, friendly and clever organizers present at the party, but obviously they haven't had a single thing to say about the meeting. Well, the list of the mistakes made by the organizers is almost endless, but to name but a few would be appropriate. For instance it is »CL1:not allowed to bring your own food», since the organizers wants the attenders to buy the overpriced food which is possible to buy at the meeting. Of course booze is not allowed either, but then again, this is the case at most demoparties. Another great minus is the »CL3:lottery». Yes, the organizers seem to think that the scene consists of a lot of old ladies wanting to buy lottery tickets, with prizes so wonderful you can't imagine it: Towels, Coca-Cola etc.! »PIC:TCP97» Then there is the general problems with the information contained in the invitation: In the invitation there was »CL3:no adress» of the meeting, »CL3:no guidelines» on how to get here, and as the party lasts for a whole week, it is also quite annoying for people who only has time to come during weekends that there was no »CL3:time-schedule» in the invitation. (Oups! I have just made a really cool demo which would win the compo, but the deadline has already been and gone...). And I could also mention the fact that it is not possible to buy one day tickets. After all, I don;t think everyone wants to pay dkr. 350 for being here one day. Which brings us to another problem, namely that the price of a classroom with seats for 10 people is 1500 dkr., whereas a single ticket for the main hall costs dkr. 350. Why not have one price to attend the party for a week and avoid the confusion? At the meeting, members of most of the Danish groups are present: Depth, IRIS, Puzzle, Efreet, Loonies, Rebels, Scoopex, Fnuque, Ambrosia, Death Row + some independents like Melomaniac, Kollaps/ex. Focus Design & Tactica are here, or have been here. And although everyone agrees that the organization is rubbish, we still have fun with eachother, for instance Cytron, Gizmoduck, Quedax, Nightsight & Curt Cool/Depth went grilling at Bakermans place yesterday, together with NME & Hille/Insanity. But one thing is for sure, the promised »CL1:"one week of computer fun"» is provided by the »CL8:attenders» themselves and »CL9:NOT» by the organizers!