How to organize a bad party.
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k041st.k01   Start by doing everything late,
don't  send  out  invitations  utill a
week  or  so  before  the  party.  The
Invitationdemo   two   or  three  days
before.

k042nd.k01   Do as much as possible yourself
and  don't  tell  anything to anybody.
That  way  only  u  will know how much
money   that   will   flow   in   from
admittance fee's and sponsors.

k043rd.k01   Cut  away  as  many expenses as
possible.   For  example  lightbulbs (
Who   needs  stupid  lights  when  the
stupid  nerds  have monitors and tv's?
),  Charge  HUGE  entrance  fee's  and
blame  it  on  the  rent,  don't get a
bigscreen projector ( It was stolen on
the way here.  No I'm not kidding.  ),
Don't  spend  any  money  on  fuses or
electricians  (  after  all,  if  they
can't  use  their computers they'll go
home and then you'll be able to cancel
the  rest  of the day's you rented the
building  and  save  a  few bucks that
way.   )  Or even better is to not pay
any  rent at all, break into a fitting
building   and   then   leave   for  a
healthier enviroment.  ( I hear Cyprys
is nice )

k044th.k01  Take care of delivering fastfood
yourself,  take  a few bucks on it but
not too much.  But of coz you'd talked
to   all   the  fastfoodplaces  around
before the party and arranged for some
special  prices  during the party, but
you  don't  tell ANYONE about this and
put's  the  extra  money  in  your own
pocket.

k045th.k01    Charge  a  percentage  of  the
profit  from everyone selling stuff at
the  partyplace.   Make  a lot of fuzz
and  in  the  end  they  will give you
money in order to get rid of you.

k046th.k01  After the party have started and
as  much  money  as possible collected
leave  quietly  and phone Simp ( Bsa )
and  offer to give away a whole lot of
pirates  for  a  reward.   After  all,
there's  always a few pirates at every
party  and  99%  of ALL computerowners
have some pice of illegal software.

k047th.k01     LEAVE    FOR    A   DIFFERENT
ENVIROMENT!   (  preferably  one  that
offers  a  lot  of escape routes and a
easy way to hide.  )


s01k04            Author: Hawk / Strange^Why