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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
Get back Eve, I don't know how big this thing gets.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE
You stupid bastard, If you'd have turned left after the Red Sea, we'd have had the oil and the Arabs would have the oranges.

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I'll need a bucket of water to swallow those tablets.

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You mean with all those angels in heaven, God came down to Earthjust to put you in the club.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
It's Christmas, I'm pregnant, you forgot to order a taxi, and now you tell me we haven't got a hotel room.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
You come here covered in sheep shit, with no presents, telling me  at a person dressed in white with wings sent you to come and seeour new baby and you expect me to believe you're not pissed.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
Now let me get this straight, you want me to be King of the Jews and cut the tip off my what?

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
No you're not going to turn water into wine.  Buy your own like anybody else.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
hey Peter i can see your house from up here.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
I don't care who you bloody are, no one walks on water while I'm fishing.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
Haven't you got anything else, I hate fish sandwiches.

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Hey Jesus, how do you fancy a few days in Jerusalem with the boys over the Easter holiday?

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LITTLE KNOW QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
Save me an Easter egg Peter, I'll be back in 3 days

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If you drop that bloody cross once more, you're out of the procession.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
Canyou put your feet together please, we've only got one nail left.

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LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES FROM THE BIBLE:
Hey, Barabas!  This is one hell of a way to spend a Bank Holiday.