Well then... 

Wot's on BattleAngel's computer desk?
An Amiga A1200 with 8Mb RAM, 270Mb HD and a knackered PCMCIA slot An ancient Philips portable telly. An X-Files Mousemat from HMV A CPC Atari/Amiga Mouse A black comb A disk box A Stationery-Holder full of pens and rubbers and stuff An Encounters (UFO Mag) Magnet A Magazine-holder holding my rude artwork >) Three of Bootblock/TfM's disks A Power Computing CDROM x2 My Sister's stapler which she 'lost' months ago A bit of paper with notes on it A Staedtler Stick Pen (Black) A Staedtler Rubber Two (TWO!) Nintendo Aerial Switchers to go between N64/1200/Telly A New Zealand Story Disk A red paperclip A Squirrel SCSI interface hanging limp beside me poor PCMCIA slot An Appleseed postcard A disk full of filthy piccies!
SHELF ABOVE MY DESK
A Sega Saturn lapel badge stuck upside down Two CD holders with all my CDs in them Some Babylon 5 Trading Cards stuck to the shelf My Hi-fi A flat, half-empty can of 7up
SHELF BELOW MY DESK
Bloody great big cardboard box full of disks Another disk box A Nintendo 64 with Pilotwings plugged in
EVERYWHERE ELSE
Babylon 5 and X-Files Posters The Dirty Pair poster (Excellent manga) A completely tidy floor - Ahhh! A big 2 litre bottle of Lilt BattleAngel!