Top Ten Hong Kong movie subtitles



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  On Monday, the National Film Theatre being a month-long season of Hong
Kong movies in the run-up to the territory's handover to China.  A great
pleasure  of  the  genre  is  the  subtitles.  Here are ten of the best,
according  to  Stefan  Hammond and Mike Williams, co-editors of Sex, Zen
and A Bullet in the Head (Titan Books).


1.  Sir, your eyebrows are shaved!
2.  Take my advice or I'll spank you without pants.
3.  I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
4.  What is soul?  It's just a toilet paper.
5.  How can you use my intestines as a gift?
6.  Suck the coffin mushroom now.
7.  What you need is a canned woman.
8.  Noodles?  Forget it!  Try my fist!
9.  Sex fiend, you'll never get reincarnated!
10. The fart of God.  What does it mean?


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