@database Criminals.doc @remark Converted with HTML2Guide ©1997 Mark Harman @wordwrap @node MAIN "Criminals.doc" WITTICISMS OF 7 CONDEMNED CRIMINALS. 1. GEORGE APPEL. (Electrocuted in 1952.) As he was being strapped into the electric chair Appel quipped - "Well, folks, you`ll soon see a baked Appel." 2. GUY CLARK. (Hanged in 1832.) On the way to the gallows the sheriff asked Clark to speed up the pace. Clark replied, "Nothing will happen until I get there." 3. JAMES DONALD FRENCH. (Electrocuted in 1966.) Turning to a newsman on his way to the chair, French helpfully suggested. "I have a terrific headline for you in the morning - French Fries!" 4. WILLIAM PALMER. (Hanged in 1856.) As he stepped onto the gallows Palmer looked at the trapdoor and exclaimed, "Are you sure it`s safe?" 5. SIR WALTER RALEIGH. (Beheaded in 1618.) Feeling the edge of the axe soon to be used on him, Raleigh said, "Tis asharp remedy but a sure one for all ills." 6. JAMES W RODGERS. (Shot in 1960.) Asked if he had a last request, Rodgers stated, "Why yes - a bulletproof vest." 7. FREDERICK CHARLES WOOD (Electrocuted in 1963.) Sitting down in the electric chair Woods said, "Gentlemen, you are about to see the effect of electricity upon Wood." @endnode