Doors:PuterFlame/PuterFlame.text Can't read your 'puter signals... Notify Sysop :) MIGGY YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Welcome %R! Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) Can't beat the Amiga! I s'pose ya already know this.. :) Amiga user eh? Definitely one of the smarter ones.. :) Don't we already know you %R? Still - Miggy rules! Miggy Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Hello %R! Smart cookie! Stay with the Miggy - we will! Can't beat the Amiga! I s'pose ya already know this.. :) Beware the dark side %R, Amiga Rules! miggy Can't beat the Amiga! I s'pose ya already know this.. :) Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Welcome %R! Smart cookie! Stay with the Miggy - we will! Don't we already know you %R? Still - Miggy rules! AMIGA Amiga user eh? Definitely one of the smarter ones.. :) Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Gooday %R! I smell an Amiga back there.. :) Don't we already know you %R? Still - Miggy rules! Amiga Smart cookie! Stay with the Miggy - we will! Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Hello %R! Amiga user eh? Definitely one of the smarter ones.. :) Don't we already know you %R? Still - Miggy rules! amiga Beware the dark side %R, Amiga Rules! Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Welcome %R! Smart cookie! Stay with the Miggy - we will! Don't we already know you %R? Still - Miggy rules! Am!ga Don't we already know you %R? Still - Miggy rules! I smell an Amiga back there.. :) Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Hello %R! Amiga user eh? Definitely one of the smarter ones.. :) AMiGA I smell an Amiga back there.. :) Beware the dark side %R, Amiga Rules! Ooooh.. Another Amiga! I like this 8) YAY! Good ol' Amiga - Gooday %R! Smart cookie! Stay with the Miggy - we will! 500 Your 500 is welcome here %R, as ALL Miggy's are :) An A500. Probably the most ever sold model :) A favourite machine, the old 500... I hear an Agnus - It must be a 500.. I spy an old A500 - grouse! 1000 Oooo.. An A1000. Rare breed that :) A big box A1000. I like! One of the original A1000's.. Not too common these days, the old A1000 :) The A1000 is still a good machine.. 1200 I spy an A1200.. Stepping up there nicely! An A1200. Successor to the 500.. Oooo.. Enough to create mayhem eh? An A1200 should be enough :) Nice an' compact the A1200. A1200 eh? Kinda kicks arse don't it? :) 2000 A '2000 eh? The bigger box should serve you well :) I hear the rumblings of an A2000.. The A2000 is still a good machine :) I hear an Agnus - it must be a 2000.. A favourite of many, the old 2000 :) 3000 I can hear an A3000 chattin' at me. Mid-range power! A big box A3000. I like! One of the original A3000's.. Not too common these days, the old A3000 :) Your 3000 is welcome here %R, as ALL Miggy's are :) 4000 An A4000 - now we're cookin! 8) Expandability like no other - The 4000 should do ya. Power to move eh? An A4000 - I like :) Oooo.. Enough to create mayhem eh? An A4000 should be enough :) Your 4000 is welcome here %R, as ALL Miggy's are :) 4000T ..in a Tower no less - this is gettin' interestin'! ..in a tower too? Goody! ..Tower as well - Should save some space huh? :) ..Umm - it says it's standin' on it's side ;) ..Oooo - Tower case.. How's the weather up there? :) 4000-T ..in a tower too? Goody! ..Tower as well - Should save some space huh? :) ..Umm - it says it's standin' on it's side ;) ..Oooo - Tower case.. How's the weather up there? :) ..in a Tower no less - this is gettin' interestin'! 010 A 68010 gives about 20,000 instructs/sec more than 68000. Good! :) Successor to the 68000. The '010 isn't too common eh? Still an alternative to the '000 eh? :) Halfway there to an '020 ;) Too bad the '020 won't fit where the '010 is eh? One day.. ;) 020 The '020 "square" chip - common but GOOD ta see! 8) An '020 too? I don't mind this chip (is it crinkle cut?) Awww? Why not an '030 - it's got a datacache :) Halfway there to an '040 ;) '020 chip. Good alternative to the 68000 chip huh? 030 An '030 too? I like this chip (not a crinkle to be seen!) Halfway there to an '060 ;) The '030 "square" chip - common but GOOD ta see! 8) Hmmm - '030. Big improvement over the '020 huh? '030 eh? Cool! ;) 040 ...Be still my fluttering circuit board - an '040 to boot! Hmmm.. - '040. Double the rate of the '030. '040 power. Memory access lacks some speed though :( '040 too? Kickass! :) Oooo.. '040. Let's drive! 050 An '050.. Bullshit! :) NO!! I still don't believe you have an '050... NO!! I don't believe you have an '050... Not possible! I don't believe you have an '050... NO!! I don't believe you have an '050... 060 WHOOOOSH!! An '060 is serious silicon man! Screamin'. I hear the whoosh of an '060! '060 huh? Better have those caches set.. :) Oooo.. Pull over an' let me drive that '060.. '060 huh?%Y I'm speechless! ibm WHAAT? An IBM??? Is that a REAL one or just a clone (again!)... IBM - "Insolence Breeds Mediocrity" %R, you should know better... A PeeCee huh? Have we achieved our goal in life yet %R? [Snigger!] Tell me %R - how many times have ya installed Bindoze... A PeeCee??? Why not upgrade to a pocket calculator - they're smaller :) Ibm A PeeCee huh? Have we achieved our goal in life yet %R? [Snigger!] Tell me %R - how many times have ya installed Bindoze... IBM - "Insolence Breeds Mediocrity" %R, you should know better... WHAAT? An IBM??? Is that a REAL one or just a clone (again!)... A PeeCee??? Why not upgrade to a pocket calculator - they're smaller :) IBM IBM - "Insolence Breeds Mediocrity" %R, you should know better... WHAAT? An IBM??? Is that a REAL one or just a clone (again!)... A PeeCee huh? Have we achieved our goal in life yet %R? A PeeCee??? Why not upgrade to a pocket calculator - they're smaller :) [Snigger!] Tell me %R - how many times have ya installed Bindoze... pc A PeeCee huh? Have we achieved our goal in life yet %R? [Snigger!] Tell me %R - how many times have ya installed Bindoze... A PeeCee??? Why not upgrade to a pocket calculator - they're smaller :) IBM - "Insolence Breeds Mediocrity" %R, you should know better... WHAAT? An IBM??? Is that a REAL one or just a clone (again!)... PC A PeeCee??? Why not upgrade to a pocket calculator - they're smaller :) IBM - "Insolence Breeds Mediocrity" %R, you should know better... WHAAT? An IBM??? Is that a REAL one or just a clone (again!)... A PeeCee huh? Have we achieved our goal in life yet %R? [Snigger!] Tell me %R - how many times have ya installed Bindoze... INTEL Intel huh? Not that smart now are we %R.. :) [Snore!]... not yet another Intel :) Intel - INTEL? Hahahahahaaa! YUUUUCK! Intel! Hmmm... Intel.%Y BORING! Intel Intel - INTEL? Hahahahahaaa! Hmmm... Intel.%Y BORING! YUUUUCK! Intel! [Snore!]... not yet another Intel :) Intel huh? Not that smart now are we %R.. :) intel Intel huh? Not that smart now are we %R.. :) Intel - INTEL? Hahahahahaaa! YUUUUCK! Intel! Hmmm... Intel.%Y BORING! [Snore!]... not yet another Intel :) PENTIUM [Snore!]... not yet another pentium :) Pentium - Somethin' ta kick when ya get bored.. BLEEP! - Shaddup.. [BOOT!] Pentium huh? Huge - really, really huge [yawn!] :) Oooo - a Pentium..%Y BIG DEAL!%Y Ummm.. Does "Pentium" mean anythin' SPECIAL is gonna happen today? Pentium Oooo - a Pentium..%Y BIG DEAL!%Y Ummm.. Does "Pentium" mean anythin' SPECIAL is gonna happen today? Pentium huh? Huge - really, really huge [yawn!] :) Pentium - Somethin' ta kick when ya get bored.. BLEEP! - Shaddup.. [BOOT!] [Snore!]... not yet another pentium :) pentium Pentium - Somethin' ta kick when ya get bored.. BLEEP! - Shaddup.. [BOOT!] Oooo - a Pentium..%Y BIG DEAL!%Y Ummm.. Does "Pentium" mean anythin' SPECIAL is gonna happen today? Pentium huh? Huge - really, really huge [yawn!] :) [Snore!]... not yet another pentium :) 486 Yeah - a 486.. Hahahahahaaa! 486.. Dullard ain't ya [grin!] Hope that 486 can keep up with this miggy [snigger!] Shhhh! What's that rattle?%Y A 486! [yawn..] 486 - how do ya spell that? 66 Ummm.. 66 something.. :) 66 huh? Need another 6 to be "sorta" evil :) Umm - 66 what? Rattles/sec? 66 eh? 66 hours a week re-re-re-installing Bindoze :)) 66... (seconds to Bindoze re-install!) p100 100 eh? 100 hours a week re-re-re-installing Bindoze :)) 100... (seconds to Bindoze re-install!) 100 horses eh? Bet ya need all them ta run Bindoze.. :) 100 what? Horses? Gigglebytes..? 100 re-installs to oblivion.. :) p120 120 horses eh? Bet ya need all them ta run Bindoze.. :) 120 what? Horses? Gigglebytes..? 120 re-installs to oblivion.. :) 120... (seconds to Bindoze re-install!) 120 eh? 120 hours a week re-re-re-installing Bindoze :)) 133 133 horses eh? Bet ya need all them ta run Bindoze.. :) 133 huh? BIG DEAL :) Umm - 133 what? Rattles/sec? 133 what? Horses? Gigglebytes..? 133... (seconds to Bindoze re-install!) 150 150 what? Horses? Gigglebytes..? 150... (seconds to Bindoze re-install!) 150 huh? BIG DEAL :) Umm - 150 what? Rattles/sec? 150 what? Horses? Gigglebytes..? 166 Oh I see.. 166 boots to oblivion.. :) Yep - 166. Coulda done better than that eh? :) Yeah. 166 is about the highest it could count too eh? :) 166??? A pocket calculator can do better than that! WHAAAT? A 166 - did you BUY that? Hahahahaa!! dx4 DX4 - Algebra was never my strong point :) ERROR: Alphabet too short. Unknown quantum "DX4".. ..more information required for parameter "DX4". Oooo - a DX4.. Does "D" mean "DUMB"? DX4 - for those that can't spell "DUMB"! :) Dx4 Oooo - a DX4.. Does "D" mean "DUMB"? ERROR: Alphabet too short. Unknown quantum "DX4".. ..more information required for parameter "DX4". DX4 - for those that can't spell "DUMB"! :) DX4 - Algebra was never my strong point :) DX4 ..more information required for parameter "DX4". Oooo - a DX4.. Does "D" mean "DUMB"? ERROR: Alphabet too short. Unknown quantum "DX4".. DX4 - for those that can't spell "DUMB"! :) DX4 - Algebra was never my strong point :) dads What? Reckons it don't belong to you.. Better give it back :) It says it belongs to yer Dad! Says it was stolen - from yer Dad! ..Says it's not yours.. Don't break it! Yer ol' man won't be happy :) AMD Lemme guess.. Amstrad?? EEEK! Oooo - an AMD.. Does "D" mean "DUMB"? ERROR: Alphabet too short. Unknown quantum "AMD".. ..more information required for parameter "AMD". AMD - for those that can't say "I am DUMB"! :) ii A series II no less :) Is that "ii" or "II".. Maybe you're stutterin' again :) Oooo.. A series II eh? ..Is that a good thing? Series II huh? Second time lucky? Hmm - Series II. Must be a bugfix update :) MINE It says it belongs ta you.. Good! :) Thank Christ fer that - Says it's yours :) Reckons it's yours. That's ok - I don't need it :) Reckons it's yours.. So it should be! It's tellin' me it belongs ta you.. Does it know it was stolen? :) mine Thank Christ fer that - Says it's yours :) Reckons it's yours.. So it should be! It's tellin' me it belongs ta you.. Does it know it was stolen? :) Reckons it's yours. That's ok - I don't need it :) It says it belongs ta you.. Good! :) Mine Reckons it's yours.. So it should be! It's tellin' me it belongs ta you.. Does it know it was stolen? :) Reckons it's yours. That's ok - I don't need it :) Thank Christ fer that - Says it's yours :) It says it belongs ta you.. Good! :)