\Q\As you're walking to the shop one day
you notice that a woman is getting raped down an
an alley that you just happen to be walking by.
Do you;
\A\Go running up the alley and make as much
noice as possible to destract his attention?
\A\Go away and leave the guy to his own business
because he seems to know what he's going?
\A\Look for the nearest policeman to tell him what
is happening?
\Y\You go running up that alley and because 
of the cluts you are, you find that you don't need
to make any noise because you're body is doing a
much butter job of it.  Hitting all the rubbish 
cans in the alley etc. 
\N\Well as you're walking away he spots you and 
he turns out to be Bisexual.  Because you are a cluts 
you fall over your own legs and you end up getting
raped also. 
\N\You run to the Nearest Police Officer and
when he comes back to the alley he finds that he is
too late.  Because he sees the the woman is extremely
beautiful and very helpless he decides to help
himself to the woman as well. 

\Q\When you make it to the woman you find that
she is basically ok so you help her to her feet and
offer to escort her home.  She says ok so you start
walking and she directs.  You find that you both have
lots in common because she is almost an exact 
identical to yourself except that she is a woman.
When you get to her house do you;
\A\Arrange a time for a date out on the town?
\A\Ask her if you can come in for a coffee?
\A\Just Say "Bye!".  And Leave?
\A\Club her over the head with the Shovel Near by
and drag her inside yourself?
\N\Because you are just as clumsy with words you
say "Would you like to come on another date?" And She
says "Another!  I didn't know we were on one now!
You beast!".  Then she slams the door in your face
and you never see her again!. 
\Y\You ask her if you can come in for a coffee
and you totally sweep her off her feet.  You fall in
love but there is only one problem and that is that
she is addicted to heroin.  Because of her addiction
she owes $10,000 dollars to a local crime boss 
and you have to come up with the money to help her!
\N\You say "Bye and walk off!"  What a Dope!
I thought the idea was to get a wife and become a
million heir!
\N\When you bash her over the head you find that
you slip and hit her just a little too hard. 
Bye The Way, What are you, a Cave Man.  No one uses
that technique any more.

\Q\Where are you gonna come up with $10,000 
you wonder! Do you;
\A\Get a job and make the money honestly which
will take you a year if you don't spend any of it
anywhere else?
\A\Rob the Nearest national bank?
\A\Play the Lottery with all the money you possess and 
hope you win?
\A\Go to the closest Casino and Try to win it big?
\A\Ask some famous person like your favorite Rock star
or TV personality to loan you the money?
\N\You get a job and work really hard for a year
but unfortunatly Mr Big got sick of waiting and Killed
Your girlfriend 6 months ago!  Oh well!  At least you 
now have $10,000.
\N\You've got to be kidding!  Are you for Real!
You pull off the Robbery successfully but you get riddled
full of holes when you emerge from the bank!
You must have known this would happen!  
\N\You lose all your money because the odds of 
winning at the lottery are 1828327988373 to one and 
you just weren't lucky.  You then go and kill yourself 
because your girlfriend dumps you and you have no money!
and No life worth living for! 
\Y\You hit big time!  And make it rich!  You pay off
Mr Big and Now your only problem is to get your 
girlfriend off the drugs so you can present her to
your family before you get married!.
\N\You write a letter to your favorite Rock star
or TV personality and they send you back a reply saying
"Yes we'll send you $10000!".............NOT!
Your kidding yourself aren't you!  Get Real! Do you 
really think they would do that!  More like!
"We can't afford to send everybody who asks money!"

\Q\Hmm.. you ask!  What would be the best way
to get my girlfriend off the drug dependancy?
\A\Make her go COLD TURKEY!  It's her Own Fault!
\A\Buy her a life time supply and don't bother with
getting her off the drugs!
\A\Buy her enough to last a few months and slowly ween 
her off them!
\Y\You decide you make her go COLD TURKEY and find
that having sex with her while she's writhing on the bed 
is the best sex you ever had! 
\N\You buy her a life time supply of drugs and are 
strangly puzzled when you find her dead of an overdose
6 months later.  Der i don't know!
\N\You start to ween her off the drugs but the 
situation dosn't improve.  Then on day you come home and
find that she's left you because she was delirious and
thought that you were an Orge or some such hideous 
creature!

\Q\After you get her off the Drugs you ask her to
marry you and she says yes!  You then take her to meet 
the family and your mother and her just don't get along!
you mother asks you to get rid of her.  Do you;
\A\Tell your mother to mind her own business because
you love this girl?
\A\Tell your mother ok and then marry her anyway and 
never bring her back again to visit your family?
\A\Get Rid Of her?
\Y\You tell you mother to mind her own business
and then she say "Good i ws only testing how much you
loved this girl".  You know what mothers are like! 
\N\You tell you mother that you will leave the girl and
then you go home.  Little did you know that you had put
all your millions in the account which your mother had
started when you were in school and so because she knew 
you were lying, as all mother always know when your 
lying, your mother withdrew all you money and you never 
see either your mother or you money ever again.
You do get to keep the girl though!
\N\And i thought the idea of the game was to get
a wife and become a million heir!  I suppose you could
still get a wife but she'd only love you for the money.

\Q\You get married and have your millions still. 
Now you must pass the final test!  How many 
Children will you have? 
\A\One Child.
\A\Two Children.
\A\Six Children.
\A\Ten Children.
\A\None
\N\No you don't want to have one child because
then it would get spoilt and become an unmanagable brat!
Wrong bad move you don't deserve to win!
\N\Now two is a very good amount of children to have 
but then when they get older they might try to bump
you off for you money!  I don't think you made the right 
Choice this time!
\N\Why?  This is an evil number!  
It's also pretty shocking!
Could you imagine 6 little mosters running around!
God what a life you would have! 
\N\Gees!  What are you trying to do!  Over populate
the Earth with your family alone!  Besides then your
money would be spread too thin and there wouldn't be a
million heir left in your family after you and your wife
kick the bucket!
\W\Pretty good selection I recon!  You get to keep all
your money and don't have to worry about being killed
for it later on in life.  You also get to live your life
for your self instead of having to run after little 
rug huggers all your life.  Good choice!

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