"A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths" - Deep Throat "Agent Mulder believes we are not alone." "Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?"-DS "As of Now I'm re-opening the X-FILES" - Skinner "Better hide your Megadeath albums." -- Mulder "Better than you expected or better than you hoped?" -- Scully "Bother!" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn. "But it's not black hole season either..." - Mulder "Chantilly lace?" Scully "You KNOW what I like!" Mulder "Do you believe in the existence of _extraterrestrials_?" - Mulder "Do you know what liver and onions are going for on Zeta Reticula?"-FM "Do you recall what P.T. Barnum said about suckers?" -- Scully "Does this have something to do with an X-File?" - Dana Scully "Evidence is worthless if you're dead!"--Dana Scully "Exactly how does one become a *professional* blockhead?"--Mulder "For a holy man, you have a real knack for pissing people off" - "For a holy man, you have a real knack for pissing people off" - Mulder "Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question." -- Mulder "He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead." - Fox Mulder "He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead." -Mulder "He's some kind of a fat-sucking vampire?" Scully "History may be the only justice you'll ever know."--Scully to Nazi "How can you dismiss the evidence?"--Fox Mulder "How do you define normal?" "I am afraid, I am afraid to believe." - Dana Scully "I don't think you're ready for what I think." - Mulder "I guess their parachutes didn't open." -- Mulder "I just don't know which lie to believe." - Fox Mulder "I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses." -- Mulder "I was under the impression you were sent to spy on me."- Mulder "I'm a federal agent, my name is Mulder" - Fox Mulder "I'm fielding all offers and suggestions" - Fox Mulder "I've always been intrigued by women named BJ." - Fox Mulder "In a couple hours there'll be no escaping the sun, son." - Fox Mulder "In a couple hours there'll be no escaping the sun, son." -- Mulder "It must have been some other puzzle-faced half-naked man." Fox Mulder "It sounds like an X-file." - Fox Mulder "It's men like you that give perversion a bad name." - Mulder "Maybe you'd rather hear what you can catch from a nice rare steak." "Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword MacLeod, I have a few questions... "Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!" -- Scully "Mulder, I need your help! Mulder!" - Scully "Mulder, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own." - Scully "Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky!" - Scully "Mulder, there are toads falling from the sky!" - Dana Scully "No one has jurisdiction over the truth" - Fox Mulder "No, I've changed it to Trust Everyone, didn't I tell you?" - Fox "No, I've changed it to Trust Everyone, didn't I tell you?" - Fox Mulder "No, I've changed it to Trust Everyone, didn't I tell you?" - Mulder "Oh, I just got a chill down my spine" - Fox Mulder "Oh, look at this; a beacon in the night."--Mulder on Skinner "Oh.... a brain-sucking amoeba..." - Dana Scully "Scully, have you ever heard of a species called the Trill?" - Mulder "Scully.. you haven't seen America until you seen it from a train"-FM "So... what? The murder weapon was a top sirloin?" - Mulder "Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted." - Fox Mulder "That's the easiest explanation. Its also the most implausible." "That's the easiest explanation.Its also the most implausible."-Mulder "That's why they put the eye in FBI" - Fox Mulder "The asnwers are there, you just have to know where to look." - Mulder "The truth is out there, Mulder... but so are lies." - Dana Scully "There are so many.... I'm saving a hard time choosing." -- Mulder "There's something bigger here, Scully." - Fox Mulder "These are questions we have no business asking" - Dana Scully "They taste good on hambugers but they don't raise the dead." "To the best of my knowledge, Agent Mulder is dead" - Dana Scully "Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'." -- Mulder "We like you, Mulder. Your ideas are stranger than ours." "We must assume we're being watched." - Deep Throat "We're exhuming... your potato." - Mulder "Welcome to the wonderful world of high technology." Skinner "Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances." -- Scully "What do you think, Mulder?" "About the guy's plumbing?" "What the hell _is_ this thing, Mulder?!" - Scully "What would be the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO?" - Mulder "What would the chances be of someone like me seeing a UFO?"--Mulder "Will you cut the sanctamonious crap?" - Fox Mulder "Yes, and also I've always been intrigued by women named BJ." - Mulder "You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween." - Fox Mulder "You may be right." - Mulder "Wait... you think I'm right?" - Scully "You mean I might get my $29.95's worth after all?" --Fox Mulder "You OK?" -- Mulder "I feel better than you look." -- Scully After all you've seen, why can't you believe? --Fox Mulder. Better than you expected or better than you hoped? - Dana Scully C'mon Scully... It'll be a nice trip through the woods - Fox Mulder Feel free to jump in anytime!-Scully He's larger than life and has God as a guardian angel. I want to see if Copperfield is in town. - Fox Mulder. I'm not an x-geek, really... I'm reopening the X-Files - Skinner Mac, this is Dana Scully. Agent Scully, Duncan McLeod... Maybe it was another naked tattooed-head man eating a fish. -Mulder Mulder "I am afraid, I am afraid to believe." - Dana Scully Mulder "Oh.... a brain-sucking amoeba..." - Dana Scully Mulder! FBI! Drop the phaser Kirk, I have a few questions.... The devil in a button-down shirt The X-Files: Apology is Policy The X-Files: Deny Everything. The X-Files: Government Denies Knowledge. The X-Files: The truth is out there. The X-Files: Trust no one. They may be listening.-X-Files You mean this Fox Mulder person isn't one of yours, Dawson?