Vampires do it all night long! "A friend is never known until you're in need." -- Roch, Brujah "A starving child is a frightful sight, a starving vampire even worse." "Ah, the children of the night - what music they make." - Dracula "Among the Kindred you must be devious." -- Nostoket, Gangrel "And who really knows what the Inconnu think." -- Ty, Giovanni "Are you so certain you are immortal?" -- Kleeg, Samedi "Baba Yaga is awake... and she's coming for all of us." -- Straub "Be careful what you show... and what you don't show." -- Dieter "Be careful. I *do* tend to take things literally." -- LaCroix "Be my brother, or I will kill you." -- Roch, Brujah "Be not deceived by the appearance of things." -- Sidieu, LaSombra "Blink and they'll be gone. Blink and they'll be dead." -- LaCroix "By becoming a monster, one learns what it is to be human." "Certainly we are interested in more than wealth." -- Ty, Giovanni "Character is what you are in the dark."-Vampires "Come here, little girl. Want some candy? Quick! Grab her!" "Come not between the dragon and his wrath..." -- Dohlman, Tremere "Did you really think that we could share all of eternity?" --LaCroix "Even Death itself is afraid of Baba Yaga..." -- Straub, Nosferatu "Even eternity is too long to wait for a table." -- LaCroix "Even the Nosferatu claimed to be unable to get to the truth..." "Fangs for the Memories!" -- Vampire, The Musical! "God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we." - Lestat "God kills indiscriminatly, and so shall we." - Lestat "God kills indiscrminatly... and so shall we." - The Vampire Lestat "He who doesn't die, wins." - Vlad Tepes (1480 - ) "He's some kind of a fat-sucking vampire?" - Scully "How pitiful this noble clan has become..." -- shamish, Ventrue "I assume I need no introduction..." -- Lestat "I deny you nothing. Nothing." -- Straub, Nosferatu "I don't *want* another one, I like *that* one!" -- LaCroix "I don't like being dead. Its... annoying, actually." -- LaCroix "I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires." -- Nick Knight "I love the nightlife!" -- Dracula "I never drink... wine." -- Dracula "I'M A CLONE! I'M A CLONE!" -- Pocket, Malkavian "I'm going to give you the choice I never had...." - Vampire Lestat "I've got places to go, people to dissect." -- Natalie Lambert "Immortals cannot cling like lichen to a stone." -- LaCroix "It is only the dead who do not return." -- Bertrand, Samedi "It is the common vice of all to be too intent on our interests." "It was a long time ago. Sometimes I forget my first life." "It was nothing. My death was meaningless." -- Saker, Ventrue "Kindred understand Christianity; they were at its founding..." "Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate! Heh heh heh..." -- Ty "Les mortels muerent. Qu'importe la facon?" -- LaCroix "Let justice be done though the heavens fall." -- Younger, Caitiff "Mortals die. Does it realy matter how or when?" -- LaCroix "Nicolas, we cannot define our lives by mortal mores." -- Janette "No one commands me. No man. No God. No Elder." -- Gunter Dorn "No vampire can be trusted." -- Nostoket, Gangrel "Nothing is as it would seem with the Ravnos." -- Younger, Caitiff "Nothing is fair in the world." -- Crenshaw, Gangrel "Of the darkness we are all born." -- Crenshaw, Gangrel "Once, it was I who cast the shadow..." -- Dohlman, Ventrue "Only gods die gladly... demons must be slain." -- Younger, Caitiff "Poor Nicholas... tortured by a soul he hasn't got." -- Janette "That's entertainment!" - Vlad the Impaler "That's entertainment!" --Vlaad the Impaler "That's not really Dracula," Tom discounted. "The Beast taints all emotions." -- Nostoket, Gangrel "The best way to get even with your enemies is outlive them." "The Black Hand does not share its secrets willingly." "The Black Hand keeps the mages *very* happy..." -- Sidieu "The Darkness has Teeth... And It Hungers!" -- The Book of Madness "The Forces of Darkness are always among us, childe." -- Dohlman "The greatest fear is the fear of the unknown." -- Hamza, Nagaraja "The Malkavians are unknowable." -- Shamish, Ventrue "The Nightcrawler's waiting for you." -- LaCroix "The only power that exists is inside ourselves..." -- Armand "The Power of Blood is both a curse and a blessing." -- Sidieu "The rules... always the rules..." -- Lestat "The Snakes of Set will run for their hiding holes." -- Shamish "The time of their destruction is near." -- shamish, Ventrue "The truth: the Euthanatos founded the Black Hand." -- Sidieu "The unknown still requires fear and respect..." -- Bertrand "The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman." -- Louis on Dracula "Their blood is tainted with incurable evil." -- Shamish, Ventrue "There is power in their madness..." -- Shamish, Ventrue "They are as they always have been, and are among the worthy." "They are so old the legends only speak of their childer..." "This Clan of betrayers must be destroyed." -- Shamish, Ventrue "Vampires are creatures eclipsed by their own darkness." "Vampires never have bad breath.".....Mr. Garlic. "We can endure neither our evils nor their cures..." -- Lucien "We have no crime after dark." "SWAT Teams?" "Vampires." "What do good an evil mean? To a vampire, everything..." -- Ty "You call me a monster. Well, that is what I am." -- Nostoket "You warm my dead heart, Nicholas." -- LaCroix "`The Prince of Darkness is a gentleman'. William Shakespeare." <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :-[ User is a Vampire. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A crucifix? Oy vay, have you got the wrong vampire! A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire! A schizophrenic vampire has a bad crick in its neck. A schizophrenic vampire has a lot of holes in his neck. AIDS is killing our Vampire population. All this Vampire talk is driving me batty!! Always cross a vampire, but never moon a werewolf. Always cross a vampire, never moon a werewolf! AUTOEXEC.BAT = Lee Iacocca as a vampire. Autoexec.bat= Lee Iocca as a Vampire... Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here... Bi-sexual vampire needs tongue lashing...apply here. Blood Detected. Run VAMPIRE.BAT? (Y/N) Blood is thicker than water, and better on a Ritz! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier too! Can you hold off a vampire with a sun lamp? Cherchez la fang: Look for the vampire. Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp? Crossing Lee Iacocca with a vampire equals AUTOEXEC.BAT. D-chan! Go Wei-o! - From the film Vampire Hunter'D' Dentist: a vampire's worst enemy. Do vampires fear death? Do vampires get AIDS? Ensign Dracula; He's Undead, Jim! Even a vegetarian vampire can't get blood from a turnip. Ever seen how pale a vampire looks during the day? Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire! Happy as a vampire in a blood bank! He is now a vampire, haunting the San Francisco nightlife. He's no bloodless wimp. He's a vampire, AKA Bloodless Superman. Hey beavis... Huhhuh.. checkout Vampire D... Huhhuh. Hey Beavis... Huhhuh.. vampires are cool.. Huhuh. Hey. I am not a vampire. I just like to bite. Holding a vampire bat, @TOFIRST@ stepped into the batter's box. How do vampires say "V" without shredding their lips? How do you explain "DAYLIGHT" savings time to a vampire? I am a Vampire. Please wash your neck. I am Vampire of Borg. I will assimilate your blood! I assume I need no introduction...*chomp* ---- Lestat I don't know why I am the way I am I just know what I am -Dracul I love the nightlife. -V. Dracula I think this is from a comedy called MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE: I'm a real vampire. Can't you tell???? I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party. I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party. -- Dracula I'm not a vampire. I just eat like one. I'm not a vampire. I just like to bite. Immortality is no excuse for not flossing.- Dracula Immortality is no excuse for not flossing.- Nick Knight It's Ensign Lestat, sir. He's undead, Jim. Jesus lives. Vampires never die. Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature! Motor City vampires prefer multiple viscosity. My AUTOEXEC.BAT is a vampire. My name is Dracula, I am a vampire, But I LOVE garlic! Never allow a vampire to stay over at your place for the night. Never invite a vampire in for a bite. News: Vampire population decimated due to outbreak of AIDS. Nine out of 10 vampires who tried camels prefer humans. No vampire can be trusted. No, you CANNOT kill a vampire with a sunlamp. On 05/20/95 Ameritech cut off Vampire D's phone ... *NO CARRIER* Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn Remember to smile, that's why God gave us fangs. Schizophrenic vampires have lots of holes in their necks. Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter! Silly @FN@, You NEVER invite a vampire into your home! Silly boy, You NEVER invite a vampire into your home! Silver bullet found: Execute VAMPIRE.BAT? Sleep All Day. Party All Night. Live Forever. Its Fun to be A Vampire. So, I'm *not* a vampire, Tom reflected. The Catholic Church: A successful vampire cult. The way it stands right now, I'm filled with evil... -Dracul Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp? Vampire beavers, from the depths of the lake. VAMPIRE BITES CHRIST. Ponder the ramifications. Vampire bites Jesus! (ponder the ramifications...) Vampire Error: vert, eflect, mpale Vampire Hunter D has Now Entered Vampire D's Domicile. Vampire is an odd name. Mind if we call you Bruce? Vampire `D' ... With the *fangs* for the ---====future===---!!! Vampire+Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck. Vampires are a pain in the neck. Vampires are blood relatives. Vampires are cool... They like to suck blood and stuff. Vampires are creatures eclipsed by their own darkness. -- Juliedi Vampires do it allllll niiiiight looooong! Vampires do it in the dead of night. Vampires don't attack Lawyers. Professional courtesy. Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. Vampires give *killer* hickeys. Vampires have no life! Vampires need love too. Vampires suck! Vampires with AIDS; The unknown vector. Vampires: If you hung upside down all day wouldn't you bite someone? Veni, Vidi, Vampire: I came, I saw, I sucked. We all have to make sacrifices, Louis. -Armand We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires! We have no crime after dark! `SWAT Team?' Vampires. Well, that's a lie...I DO bite... What do you get when you cross Lee Iococca with a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired? What's that blood upon your fangs, Vampire D? Whoever heard of a tanned vampire? - Don Schanke Wind blows. Vampires bite. Vacuums suck. Enough reviews. WiseCracks....­Si Se¤or! Vampire's really suck!!!! With so many diseases, it's not safe for a vampire to bite anymore. Wooden stake found: Execute VAMPIRE.BAT? Would a Moslem vampire be afraid of the Koran? Yeah, I used to be a vampire for years. Now I've got no stake in it. You are a vampire and I am the walking dead You do know that I'm a Real Vampire right??? D You know he's a vampire if your pet rabbit growls at him.