"Mr.. Worf, fire phasers at @TO@" ... Zzzzzap! "Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King @TL@. ....You have quite an imagination, @TO@! @TO@ - Paranoia Poster child for 19@DY@. @TO@ - Poster child for birth control. @TO@ come and waste a knight with me... @TO@ did it his way. @TO@ gets his news from Mad Magazine. @TO@ gives good tag! @TO@ has been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too. @TO@ is so old that he doesn't learn history. He remembers it. @TO@ must around here some where. The modem is still warm. @TO@ Reality-ometer: E[\........]F Hmmph! Thought so... @TO@ wasn't abused as a child, but should have been. @TO@'s an odd name. Mind if we call you Bruce? @TO@, stop that!! My girlfriend's getting suspicious! @TO@, you certainly know how to make a Point! @TO@, you know better than to trust a strange computer. @TO@, you're playing the wrong message! Apology accepted, @TO@. Captain @TL@, it's the Death Star! We mu*^%#&%$#NO CARRIER Captain @TL@, the auto-destruct sequence is activated. Captain Your new ship, the U.S.S. @TL@ is ready in Star-Dock. Captain, @TO@ off starboard brow unlurking. Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of @TO@. Damn it @TO@, you're thinking again. Death and deprivation stalk our land like two great stalking things. -B.A. Don't be humble @TO@, you're not that great. Don't look now @TO@, but this message is over... Don't mince words, @TO@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't start with me @TO@. You know how I get. Don't tell me your problems @TO@. Due to @TO@'s intense mind fog, all thoughts are grounded. Ensign @TL@, Lay in a course for the nearest Star Base, Engage. Fie! Fie! @TO@ is a fickle tagline collector indeed! For once @TO@, I have nothing to say. Greetings to @TO@, on @DA@ at @TI@ Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @TO@. Here, @TO@, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,---'----{@ Hey @TO@ let's burn something! FIRE-FIRE-FIRE. Hey @TO@, are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing? Hey @TO@, get a grip! Good grip. Hey @TO@, If we were cannibals, What parts of people would we eat? Hey @TO@, Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Hey @TO@, watch me pull a tagline outta this hat. Hey Everybody! @TO@'s buying the drinks! Hey everybody! @TO@'s buying the hockey tickets! Hey everybody! Free taglines at @TO@'s place! Hey! I don't remember @TO@.GIF being in the file directory before. Hey, @TO@, ...someone's gotta play straight man . Hey, @TO@, hand me that dolphin burger & side of spotted owl fries. Hey, @TO@... are *you* in the physics club? Hey, @TO@... get a load of this: <.!..> Hey, @TO@... may the Force be with you. Hey, look. @TO@'s being eaten. Hey, lookit that! A shark wearing @TO@'s SCUBA gear! Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull @TO@ outta my hat! Hey, Sideshow @TO@, what are you making? Hi @TO@ - wherever you are! Hi @TO@! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP** Hi @TO@, you look great in powder blue. Hi @TO@. Would you like a game of chess? Hi, @TO@, missed you. *bang* *bang* Drat! Missed again. Hi, my name is @TO@ and I'll be your robber tonight... Hmmmmm ... What would @TO@ do in this situation? Honest, Officer @TL@, I was only taking the horse's temperature! Honest, Officer! @TO@ was on fire when I got here. Honest, Officer! @TO@ was under my car tire when I got here! Honestly Officer @TL@, I've never seen that Tagline before. Honestly officer @TL@, It wasn't me with that duck. Hooray for Captain @TL@, the Outer Space Explorer! How do you have such creative taglines, @TO@? How many @TL@'s does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many ways are there to painfully die on this planet, @TO@? I accept your apology, @TO@, but not your explanation. I am merely responding to @TO@'s nonsensical ramblings. I appoint @TO@ ambassador to Fantasy Island! I came. I saw. I stole @TO@'s tagline. I didn't know that was @TO@ sleeping in the blender. I don't think so, @TO@. I don't think we're still connected to @TO@! I find @TO@'s lack of faith... disturbing. I had a great tagline here, but @TO@ deleted it. I have to go, I promised @TL@, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight. I know @TO@ has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday. I know my facts are right. I heard them from @TO@. I like @TO@. He isn't as weird as the other two. I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you @TO@! I quit my job... for @TO@! I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you @TO@. I saw Elvis. He sat between me and @TO@ on the UFO. I Saw London. I Saw France. I Saw @TO@'s Underpants! I say we ride down to @TO@'s and steal his tagline file. I Seize your Commitment, @TO@! I suggest a new strategy, @TO@. Let the Wookie win. I swiped this tagline from @TO@. I taught @TO@ all @TO@ knows; that's why I have little left. I think, @TO@, you could definitely use a new book. I think, @TO@, you could definitely use a new suit. I wanna be @TO@ when *I* grow up! I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like @TO@. I was just kidding @TO@! Put down that phaser! I wished and @TO@ heard me! I wonder what @TO@'s doing right now? I wrote this tagline JUST for @TO@. I'd just as soon kiss a @TL@! I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend @TO@. I'll never forget you @TO@- you're too weird. I'll take 'Famous @TL@' for $1000, Alex. I'm going to the St. @TL@'s day parade. I'm melting! This is all your fault, @TO@! I'm not Bajoran. @TL@ punched me in the nose. I'm original! Just like @TO@. I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait! Come back, @TL@! I'm sorry @TO@, did you say something? I'm sorry Captain I lost Mr. @TL@s' transporter signal. I'm sorry, @TO@, I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm trying to kill you with a minimum of fuss. Cooperate, @TO@! Is @TL@ dispersing his *OLD* jokes again? :-) Is that all you ever think about @TO@? It's the @TO@inator, @TO@-O-Rama, the @TO@meister... Jerry's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to @TO@, 30% off. Just another crazy idea from @TO@ Just ask, @TO@, and see what you get... Just in. UFO takes @TL@ ... More after the race. Keep well, @TO@. Let's not post to @TO@, he is a silly person. Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @TO@! Looking with @TO@ for a car pool on the Information Highway. Lord @TL@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship! Lt. Worf, confine Ensign @TL@ to the brig! Ma, @TO@'s is beating up on me again! Mama warned me about @TO@! Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, @TO@. Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, @TO@! Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @TO@'s. Mom, can I go out and play with @TO@? More exciting than a @TL@ film! More ramblings from the mind of @TO@ More taglines than you could shake a @TO@ at. Mos @TL@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum. Mr. @TL@, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @TO@! Mr. Worf, please show Mr. @TL@ to the airlock. My Lord @TL@, I have a cunning plan. My name is @TO@, and I am a tagline addict. My other computer looks JUST like @TO@. My tagline delivered by @TO@... New User <@TO@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! NEWS FLASH: The Complete @TO@ Handbook has just been released! Next up: Tossing @TO@ For Fun and Profit. No matter where you go, @TO@, there you are. No, @TO@, put down that gun! No, @TO@, Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor! No, I will not drink blood again, @TO@! No, no, @TO@! It's pillage, rape and THEN burn. No, not Tandy, @TO@ said Realistically. NOOOOBODY expects the @TO@-Inquisition! Not now, honey, I'm screaming at @TO@! Note the look on its face as @TO@ runs away. Now seriously, @TO@... The check IS in the mail! Now we give you @TO@ and his inflatable knees! Now you see? What did I tell you, @TO@. Number One, please remove @TO@ from the Bridge. Off my desk to @TO@ on @DA@ at @TI@ with regards to @MT@. Offer expires @DA@ or while supplies last. Officer @TL@, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low! Officer, where do I apologize for shooting @TO@? Oh @TO@! The Dust Bunnies are our friends! Oh no! Another @TL@! RUN! Oh! Come on @TO@, just this one last little feature! Oh, @TL@. You've forgotten the color code! Oh, c'mon, @TO@, I'll bring the book back....HONEST! Oh, c'mon, Dr. @TL@, I'll bring the book back....HONEST! Oh, listen to them, @TL@... they're dying! Oh, NO, @TO@! I..I CAN'T! Oh, no... @TO@ has discovered my secret! Oh, very clever, @TO@! Eat any good books lately? Old @TO@ is alive and well, sir. One pound @TO@ ... sliced thinly please. Only @TO@ would steal this tagline. Only a master of evil, @TL@. Open hailing frequencies @TO@. Open the pod bay doors, @TO@. Open the Rest Room doors HAL. I'm sorry @TO@, I can't do that. Open your front door @TO@, my pit bull is waiting to say hello. Our last master was Captain @TL@. Pardon me, @TO@ - Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? Party on, Wayne. Party on, @TO@. Perhaps @TO@ could take some lessons from a TI-01 calculator. Please excuse @TO@ Friday. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse @TO@ from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg. PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who @TO@ is? Praise @TO@, praise @TO@, PRAISE @TO@! Promise you won't tell @TO@? Psychic Hotline -- Hello, @TO@. I know what you're going to say. Push the button @TO@. Put the sword down, @TO@. You're scaring the mundanes. Put your clothes back on @TO@ , it's time to go home. Quick @TO@, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?" Quick, @TO@, send your wife over to train my girlfriend! Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @TO@'s head. Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, @TO@. QWacK.... QWacK.... QWacK! @TO@? Where's my shotgun? Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let @TO@ come over? Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, @TO@. Riker to Lt. @TL@, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax. Ring the bells! @TO@ must ring the bells! Run, @TO@! Run! Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that @TO@ is not real. Say good night @TO@. Good night @TO@! Security, confine Ensign @TL@ to the brig. See @TO@ for all your unstable molecule needs. See you on the next Geraldo, @TO@! Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @TO@. Set your course for @TO@'s home planet of Alderaan. She'll be all right. Inform Lord @TL@ we have a prisoner. Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, Captain @TL@. Sir, the @TL@ is not responding. Sir, the @TO@ spider is alive and responding! So @TO@, you like Bajoran girls, huh? --Kira. So he says to his friend, "lets look up @TO@ and have a race!" So what do you think of her, @TO@? Some day @TO@, you too will have urges like me. Sorry @TO@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting. Sorry @TO@, you are not cleared for that information. Sorry, @TO@ doesn't live here anymore. Sorry, @TO@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him. Sorry, @TO@, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped. Sorry, Commander @TL@ , but I must decline. ST:TNG - To boldly go where @TO@ has gone before! Stand by, @TO@, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines. Stand down from battle stations, Ensign @TL@, go change your pants. Star Date @DD@@DM@@DY@ - Admiral @TL@ bites Worf! Star date @DD@@DM@@DY@, @TO@, beamed down for a pee... Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: @TO@ Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, @TO@. Suddenly and embarrassingly, @TL@'s swash came unbuckled. Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for @TO@! Sure @TO@, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?! Surrender, @TO@... Taglines...? What are they, @TO@? Take care, @TO@, and don't be mean to yourself. Take it from @TO@. Take my hand, @TO@. Talk to me @TO@. Make believe I'm your bartender. Tell me everything I need to know @TO@. Tell me, young @TO@, what brings you out this far? Thank God the ship cleans itself, Lt. @TL@ just left holodeck 2! Thanks @TO@ for replying to my message. That @TO@. Just gotta' love 'im, eh? That was really uncalled for, Senator @TL@. That's when @TO@ realized it was a daymare! The @TO@ Channel! The @TO@ School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition? The @TO@ that can be described is not the true @TO@. The Doctor will see you now @TO@. Please disrobe! The Enterprise just docked at a star base @TL@. The EXXON monster of Planet Hazelwood just ate @TO@. The Force is with @TO@! The lab called ... @TO@'s brain is ready. The most dangerous part of a car is @TO@ at the steering wheel. The puck sneaks past a stunned @TL@! The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @TO@'s. The women can come back out now, @TL@ has gone. Then Losira appeared and said, I am for you, @TO@. There @TO@ goes again, confusing me with real life! There @TO@ goes again, confusing TV with real life! There @TO@ goes again....totally disregarding reality... There are no giant crabs in here, @TO@. There is one called @TL@ among them. He is mine. There you go, @TO@! For the first time you're wrong again! There'll be no escape for @TO@ this time. There'll be no escape for the @TL@ this time. There's no more tempting target than @TO@ trying to be clever. This is @TO@. He's 1st mate on a ship that might suit our needs. This is all YOUR doing, @TL@! This is my pet tagline, @TO@. This is not a @TL@ tagline. You are not what you own. This is the part where @TO@'s head explodes. This is your last chance, @TO@. Free us or die! This malarkey brought to your computer by @TO@. This tagline has been made expressly for @TO@. This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend @TO@. This tagline is made for everyone except @TO@. This tagline prohibited by @TO@... This tagline was ALWAYS meant for @TO@. Three jacks for handsome young Ensign @TL@. --Troi. Today on @TO@'S World: Stalking the wild veggie. Toilet seats. Now in 49 wonderful flavors. Just ask @TO@. Tok @TL@. Bo Ka Goo Pa En At A-Awn-Awn-Aw. Too bad, @TO@, but you know too much. ... AARRGGHH!!! Transporter chief @TL@, beam the landing party to the bridge. Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, @TO@! U.S.S. @TL@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded! Uh, Houston, we got a problem--@TO@'s makin' moves on the babe. Uh...@TO@, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh Universe.Dat not located, suspect @TO@. Unrecoverable Application Error, @TO@. Upon receiving this message, @TO@, sign here:[_]. Use the Force, @TO@! Ve have vays to make you talk, @TO@! Wait, @TO@! It's too dangerous! Waiter, there's a @TO@ in my tagline! WANTED: @TO@ for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward! Warning! @TO@ is a black belt master of Ti Kwan Leep! (Boot To The Head) WARNING: Do not feed the @TL@s. Watch your back, @TO@. Watch your mouth @TO@, or you'll find yourself floating home. We eat meat without fire too. @TO@, you are an unusual visitor. We have secretly replaced @TO@'s life with Folgers Crystals. We want to discuss the matter of your resignation, @TO@. We're a success here, @TL@. We're gonna need another @TO@! We're losing @TO@'s pattern. Cross circuit A to B! Welcome @TO@, to Totally Hidden Psychiatrist! Welcome to the afterlife @TO@, you're dead. --Q. Well sure, @TO@, we *ALL* have 20/20 hindsight... Were you using glue today, @TO@? Whadya mean what flavor? It's bleedin' @TO@ flavor! What a wonderful smell you've discovered, @TO@! What are you doing @TO@?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What did I tell you, @TO@! There's your worm hole! What does it all MEAN, @TO@? What is this need of yours for costumes, @TO@? What is your security clearance, citizen @TL@? Wheel of Randomity, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the taglines @TO@? When there's trouble, you call @TO@. Where is Mr. @TL@? Making room for more beer. Which way did he go, @TO@, which way did he go? While I stand safely behind camera, @TO@ will take the cub. Who says nothing is impossible? @TO@'s been doing nothing for years. Why not ask @TL@ to fix them? Why remember quotes when you can make them up?" -@TO@ Why whine when @TL@ already does it for you? Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @TL@s? Will Rogers obviously never met @TO@. Worf! Confine Lieutenant, no, ENSIGN @TL@ to the brig! Worf, fire at will! Oh it's YOU @TO@. Worf, fire at @TO@! Wow! @TO@ breathes as though he has asthma, but doesn't! Wow! Another one. Welcome aboard, Commander @TO@! Yes, it's true @TO@, I've fallen in with the wrong crowd. You @TO@, are part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor. You are absolutely right, @TL@. I knew I'd forgotten something. You are no Starfleet Admiral, @TO@. YOU can double your money, @TO@! Here's how: fold it in half! You can tell that to @TL@, he may only take your ship. You can't win, @TL@. You do have a big heart, @TO@...I like you a lot. You have the con Mr. @TL@. You have to have a quick wit to keep up with @TO@. You hit me! @TL@ never hit me! I'm not @TL@. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, @TO@. You know @TO@, sometimes I amaze even myself. You know of the Rebellion against @TL@? You know that little @TL@ is going to cause me a lot of trouble. You named ALL the fish @TO@!? Helps me keep the names straight. You see, Lord @TL@, she can be reasonable. You see, Lord @TL@, she's dead, that's what's wrong with it! You're a Good Girl, @TO@. You're all clear, @TO@! Now let's blow this thing and go home! You're watching the @TO@ Show on Network XXIII. You, @TO@. There in the back row. Stop laughing or leave the room! Your safety is not our concern, @TO@. Your gold, is.