(a short musical interlude) "And twisted thoughts that spin 'round my head" -Pearl Jam "Are you police?", "No ma'am, we're musicians." - Blues Brothers "BTW, I tend to ramble on when talking about music." - Diabolus 29A "Can you read music?" the bandleader asked notably. -Tom Swifty "Fangs for the Memories!" -- Vampire, The Musical! "French, music *and washing* - extra." "Good ole country music's here to stay!" -- Simon Crumm "I heard music." La Forge "Music?" Data "I know music in a way you will never know." -- Diana "I try to use my music to move these people to act..." - Jimi Hendrix "Ignore the last few lines, the writer's a musician!" "Life without music would be a mistake." - Nietzsche "Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music..." "Music is the space between the notes." -Claude Debussy "My goal is to be one with music. " - Jimi Hendrix "My personal philosophy is my music..." - Jimi Hendrix "Only sick music makes money today." --Nietzsche, 1888 "Rap Music" is a contradiction in terms. "Rap music," yet another oxymoron. "The hottentots.. are running amok in the music business." - Rosebud "The magic music makes your morning move" "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Twain "What is this? Chinese music torture?" -- Joel Robinson "When I feel the wind on my face, the wind is my music." -- Diana "When I look around, I see music everywhere." -- Diana "Zamfir plays Metallica" - Order your copy today! ************** Put it to Music! *************** ...and Argo doesn't want us any more. Wonder why. ...maybe I'll meet you on the run... ...That's what it's all about! --G'Kar. ...two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall.. 1001001 - In distress -RUSH Body Electric A bean supper will be held in the church basement. Music will follow. A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so. A drug addiction subtracting all your priveledges -sc A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee! A harp is a nude piano. A Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake... A Jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges. A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordion any day. A life without music is not a life A manic depressive who walks in the rain...RUSH Cinderella Man A musical ignoramus is one who doesn't know his brass from his oboe. A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. A piano stool - and I thought pianos were housebroken! A pleasant face man steps up to greet you... RUSH Twilight Zone A shot rang out, BARNEY hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur! A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. A stench in the ear... undomesticated music. A symphony is not played merely to reach its end. A tisket, a tasket, a severely blown head gasket. A tisket, a tasket, a tagline for your basket. A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound. A tuba is much larger than its name. A victim of your vanity you see just what you want to see. -PB A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals A woman, like music, should have a good end - F. Schubert A woman, like music, should have a good end. A wound that will not heal. A heart that cannot feel.: Rush About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety tin... Accidentals: Wrong notes. Acid rain falls down slowly -silverchair Activate the window and watch the world go `round- Rush Actually, Disco IS music (though not very listenable).. Actually, white people invented rap music... "SQUARE DANCE" Ad Libitum: A premiere. Agnus Dei: A woman composer famous for her church music. Ahh to yes to ahh ahh to yes why the sun why the sun -Rush All I can say is that my life is pretty plain -BLiND MeLoN All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks... All music is folk music. You'll never hear a horse sing. All My loving...I will send to you..... All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.: Rush all the pigs are all lined up, i give you all that you want. All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players.: Rush All this machinary making modern modern music... All thta we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.: Rush All we are is dust in the wind. - Kansas All we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see. - Kansas Altered Chord: A sonority that has been spayed. Always hopeful, yet discontent.: Rush An opera is a song of bigly size. And all I taught her was everything -Pearl Jam And drink the milk of paradise ... -RUSH Xanadu And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged... And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off.. And I'll try not to sing out of key... And now for a brief musical interlude. And now, a brief musical interlude. And now, More music and Les Nessman And the bit goes on... And the green grass grew all around and around... And the incredible Frog-boy is on the loose again... And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.. -Rush and there ain't no cure for the summertime blues --The Who. And we'll have fun, fun, fun `til Daddy takes the Modem away! And we'll poison the pigeons in the park! --Tom Lehrer. Annoying Crossover in Music: Classical Thrash Annoying Crossover in Music: Doo-wop Rap Annoying Crossover in Music: Gansta Country Annoying Crossover in Music: Grunge Disco Annoying Crossover in Music: Industrial Christian Rock Annoying Crossover in Music: New Age Opera Annoying Crossover in Music: Polka Blues Annoying Crossover in Music: Soft Metal Annoying Crossover in Music: Speed Gospel Annoying Crossover in Music: Techno-Death Mamba Aphid: abrev. What you use to play square-dance music. Are you police? No ma'am, we're musicians. Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat? As a matter of fact, I am a musician. As Nietzsche said: Life without music would be a mistake. ASCII of blue, C: of green, and our yellow, subroutine. At home, drawing pictures of mountain tops with him on top -PJ At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney & Friends they have music. Attack the day like birds of prey or scavengers under cover.: Rush Atuned to the majesty of music. YES Augmented Fifth: A 36-ounce bottle. Ay, yi, yi, yi. I am the Tagline Bandito. B-I-M-B-O and Bimbo was her name, oh! Back in the saddle again... Shut up, bard. Back in the U.S.S.R. Backbeat the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out -Oasis. Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you... Bad waltzers are grasping at Strauss. Bagpipe music - A soft caterwaul wafting through the air. Bagpipe music - beats the accordian Bagpipe music - beats the accordion. Bang your head! Metal Health will drive you mad! - QR Bards do it to music Bass players like lots of bottom end(s) Be sure to specify 78rpm, 8 track, or Edison Cylinder on your order. Beans are the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. Beat me, whip me, make me listen to rap music! Because he was mortal they called him insane RUSH Beethoven wrote nine symphonies. They never wrote back. Before you try to go outside, take in the view... Begin the day with a friendly voice. -Rush Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why I'm trapped by your love, -PB Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Big city nights you keep me running. OH YAH! - Scorpions Big, Bad John... Billie Jean is not my lover... Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise -Green Day Bite my tongue and I won't say a word against anyone -Lemonheads Black Hole Sun won't you come wash away the rain -soundgarden Blame is better to give than receive. -- Rush BLUES: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning. Boldly going forward, cause we can't find reverse. Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated. BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR? Borganist: Music maker at Borg baseball games. Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve Bow down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what you deserve -NiN Brave Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away... Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! Bring music to someone's life: donate an organ! Brought to you by the letter B -RUSH Roll The Bones Brought to you by the letter D -RUSH Presto Brought to you by the letter oe -RUSH Counterparts Bullfrogs and butterflies, they've both been born again Bumper sticker: "Rock-and-roll is music, not driving instructions." but i watched it way too long and that dot was pulling me down. But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot! Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse! C&W music backward: get yer dog, wife, job, truck, kids, n'sobriety back Call my name through the cream and I'll hear you scream again -sg Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Can this world really be as sad as it seems? -NiN Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument? Can't we find the minds to bring us closer to the heart -RUSH Canned music is like audible wallpaper. Cannot find the candle of thought to light your flame -PJ Cantus Firmus: The part you get when you can only play four notes. Carman Miranda's Ghost is haunting Space Station 3... CARNIVORE: People Dancing And Playing Music In The Street carry out the sentence. I get what i deserve. Cast in this unlikely role, ill-equipped to act.: Rush Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery. Catch the mist, Catch the myth ... -RUSH Tom Sawyer Catch the mystery, catch the drift... -RUSH Tom Saywer Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... Christmas time is here by golly, disapproval would be folly. Chromatic Scale: An instrument for weighing that indicates half-pounds. Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. Classical music was written by famous dead foreigners. CLASSICAL MUSIC: Music that is not Popular. CLASSICAL: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad. Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque. Closing on ship target. Music on! Fire away! Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Quotation Mark... Compound Meter: A place to park your car that requires two dimes. Confusion is my middle name -RHCP Cootness Tig Tig says to :)= Countertenor: A singing waiter. Country is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Country Music - the Special Olympics of music. Country music causes severe trigger-finger itch. Country music is just bad enough to keep the flies off'n a dog's butt. Country music: Mah wife left... Mah dawg died... Mah truck broke... Country Music: the Special Olympics of the music industry. Country music:my dog died, my woman took my truck, think I'll get drunk! Courageous convictions will drag the dream into existence -Rush Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants... Cross-posted from alt.music.brian.eno.drone.drone.drone.drone Crying back to conciousness the coldness grips my skin -RUSH Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so. Cum on feel the noize, girls rock your boys! Well get wild wild wild! - QR Cut the sides but don't touch the back -B-Boys Cymbals are round, metal CLANGS! D. W. Washburn... Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve... Daffynition #105: Cartoons - music played in an automobile. Dancers do it to music Daughter of a demon lover, Empress of the hidden face -RUSH Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Dead musicians decompose. Dead puppies aren't much fun... Definition: Cartoons - music played in an automobile? Delight in your youth -Pearl Jam Did you understand the music, Yoko, or was it all in vain? Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails... Different drummer? Heck, I've got my own _band_! Diggin' the grave, I got it made -FNM Disco is to music what Etch-A-Scetch is to art. Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. Discord: Not to be confused with Datcord. Dizzy in the head, and I'm feeling bad. The things you say got me mad.-Scorp Do not applaud until you have heard the music. Do wa kitty kitty dum kitty do Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there.  Geordi Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight... dogirlsliketheyreboysalwaysshouldbesomeoneyoureallylove -blur Don't applaud until you have heard the music. Don't break my heart, my achy-breakyeaargh!ûýΨ~NO CARRIER Don't come to my place, because I won't be here -silverchair Don't damn me when I speak a piece of mind -GNR Don't go hiding.. hiding in the shade -silverchair. Don't go on me -Pearl Jam Don't march to the drums... Stroll to the lute! Don't mean to push, but I'm being shoved -PJ Don't need a bandage, there's too much blood -PJ Don't need a hand, there's always arms attached -PJ Don't need a helmet, got a hard hard head -PJ Don't need a raincoat I'm already wet -PJ Don't play that song, that Achy Breaky song... Don't worry, nothing will happen till the music stops. Don't you know where you are? Lost in America, Lost in America, lost! Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere... Drawn like moths we drift into the city.: Rush Dreamers learn to steer by the stars.: Rush Dreams are sometimes catching, desire goes to my head..-Rush Drop the leash, we are young -Pearl Jam Dupe dupe dupe dupe of Earl dupe dupe dupe of Earl dupe dupe Dupe, dupe, dupe, Dupe of Earl, dupe, dupe . . . Duple Meter: May take any even number of coins. Eagerly, eagerly, eager... L-Y! --Tom Lehrer. edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY Elvis lives on, in his music, movies, and a trailer park in Florida. Emotion transmitted, Emotion recieved...-RUSH Chemisty Escape is never the safest path -Pearl Jam Espressivo: Close eyes and play with a wide vibrato. Even when it's your own song, you have to learn how to sing it. Ever since he was a young boy, he played the silver ball... Everybody run! The Homecoming Queen has got a gun! Everybody's gone to the Garden -GNR Everybody's good enough for some change -Live Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey. Everyday your standing, in a time capsule.-RUSH Everyone considered him the coward of the county... Everything we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see. - Kansas Exactly what KIND of Water Music did you have in mind? - Handel Exchange your troubles for some love where ever you are. - Scorpions Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. Fantastic dreams come true, inventing something new.. -Rush Fats Domino - the round of music Fermata: A brand of girdle made especially for opera singers. Fight! Fight to win back your love again. I will be there. - Scorpions Filk is 8-bit folk music with the parody bit set! Flowers are red, and green leaves are green... Fly by night away from here, Change my life again -RUSH FOLK: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century. Folks, they wanna have taglines! Following the herd down to greece.. on holiday -blur For the times, they are a'changin'... For you the blind who once could see the bell tolls for thee-RUSH Form: 1) The shape of a composition. Form: 2) The shape of the musician playing the composition. Found a piano stool, and I thought pianos were housebroken! Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose... Get It Together -Beastie Boys Get your modem runnin' Head out for the BlueWaves. Gettin'funny dreams again and again,I think I know what it means.-Scorpions Ghosts love music - especially haunting melodies! Ghosts love music Ä especially haunting melodies! Gigantor's the space-age robot/He's at your command... Girl,there are really no words to describe my longing for love. - Scorpions Girls just want to have lunch... --A. Yankovic. Girlswhoareboyswholikeboyswhodogirlswhodoboysliketheyregirlswho Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around... Glissando: 1) The musical equivalent of slipping on a banana peel. Glissando: 2) A technique adopted by string players for difficult runs. Go ahead, knock our music, and we'll RAP back atcha! Go for Baroque. Or at least get a Handel on it. Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Johnny B. Goode god money's not concerned with the sick amongst the pure. Gone Chopin, Bach in a minute. Good Work is the Key to Good Fortune N.P.RUSH Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner... Got a CJ-5 with a 4-wheel drive, and a Smokey on my tail... Got a gun, fact I got two, that's ok man, cuz' I love god. -PJ Got an itchin' to rock,a hate for small talk,I'm funny that way.-Rush Grandma got run over by a dragon... Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Ground control to Major Tom. Guitar lessons? What else do you do? I fret a lot. Guns don't kill people, Rap music does.. Gypsies, tramps and thieves... Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent... Had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow... Half Step: The pace used by a cellist when carrying his instrument. Happiness is a warm gun... Happiness is planet Earth in your rearview mirror... Hark, the Herald Tribune sings... Harmonic Minor: A good music student. Harpist: A plucky musician. Harry, keep the change... He beat a very brave retreat... He bravely turned his tail and fled... He has Van Gogh's ear for music. He knows changes aren't permanent, but change is.: Rush He lives in a house, a very big house in the country. -Blur He who forgets will be destined to remember -Pearl Jam He's a freak of nature but we love him so... -RHCP He's off-topic and there ain't no thread he's typing to. Head like a hole, black out your soul, I'd rather die than give you control Hearts and thoughts they fade.. fade away -Pearl Jam HEAVY METAL: Codpiece and chaps Hell is for children, and you know their little lives becomes such a mess -PB Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw Hell's band: Only Banjos, Bagpipes, and Accordians allowed. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh... Hello, I must be going... --Groucho Marx. Help me make the music of the night... help me, comfort me, stop me from feeling what I'm feeling now -sc HELP! I need a tagline. HELP! Not just any tagline... Hemiola: A hereditary blood disease caused by chromatics. Henry Purcell is a well known composer few people have ever heard of. Here a tag, there a tag, everywhere a tag, tag. Here comes Sanity, right down Therapy Lane... Here we go again all the way from the start. - Scorpions Here we will sit, and let the sounds of music creep in our ears. Heroic Tenor: A singer who gets by on sheer nerve and tight clothing. hey God, can this world really be as sad as it seems? Hey la, hey la, the moderator's back... Hey there! There goes the Spiderman! Hey, Bungalo Bill, what did you kill, Bungalo Bill... Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill... Hey, Mr. Moderator, warn that guy for me... Hey, these new musical condoms are recaps! Hey, what's going on? Is that a musical condom I hear? Hi ho, hi ho, it's Hand Grenades we throw... Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw! --Ace and 7 dwarves. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off on a tangent I go. Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go! His head smashed in and his heart cut out ... His reserve, a quiet defense. Riding out the day's events.: Rush Hmmm mmmm, Hmmm mmm <--- Can't remember the words. Honk if you Hate Rap Music. HOUSE MUSIC: Okay as long as it's not the house next door. How big does that music make it sound? - Tom Servo How Can You Be In Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All? How do you know when your bagpipe needs tuning? How do you mend a broken heart? Ice cream and money. How do you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a cab? How much difference does it make? -Pearl Jam How to quiet a guitar player...give him sheet music! I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -Rush I am never merry when I hear sweet music. I am Sysop Hear me ROAR! i am the voice inside your head and i control you I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music. I ask you please just give us.. five minutes alone -Pantera I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love-RUSH I bring laughter,I bring music,I bring joy and I bring tears. -Rush I bring truth and understanding,I bring wit and wisdom fair. -Rush I called the doctor, he's just another, he said I'm sick in the brain -GNR I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... I can seek clearly now, doublespace is gone... I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you. - Scorpions I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby. - Scorpions I can't pretend the stranger is the long awaited friend -Rush I can't reach the brakes on this piano! I changed by not changing at all -Pearl Jam I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee... I come from Alabama with a Tagline on my knee I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. Rush I don't know music, but I know what I like. --Beerbohm. I don't wanna be your lover, BABE I wanna be a man! -Rush I don't wanna take what you can't give -PJ I don't worry 'bout nothin no cuz' worryin's a waste of my time -GNR i drag you down i use you up. Mr. self destruct I find no absolution in my rational point of view.: Rush I got a feeling inside, it's a certain kind, I feel hot & cold. - Scorpions I got bugs, I got bugs in my room.. -Pearl Jam I guess the jokes on me. she said. I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain -GNR I have looked all over the place, but you have got my favorite face -liz phair I heard you crying loud, all the way across town. -GD I hope the moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one! I imagine the things we do, I just want to be loved by you! - Scorpions I just wanna be a paperback writer... I just wanna scream HELLO! -Pearl Jam I know progress has no patience, but something has to give.: Rush I know that my goal is more than a thought. -Rush I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say. I know you hate me but I'll ask anyway I know you're a cannonball -The Breeders I left my head, in San Francisco! --Data. I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane -RHCP. I love all of you, hurt by the cold -RHCP. I love Jesus, yes I do! Baked or broiled or in a stew! I love Rocky Road... I love twits, Twits love me, we have Twits from sea to I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba... I might be a little young, but honey I ain't naive -GNR. I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go! I radiate more heat than light Rush -Presto I shot the sysop , but I didn't shoot the moderator I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the Moderator I used to be a musician but I wasn't noteworthy. I used to be so big and strong. i used to know my right from wrong. I want a woman who knows how to love me. - Ratt I want a woman who makes me feel like nobody can. - Ratt I want a woman, not some little girl who grew up in daddies big world! Ratt I want a woman, not some little girl who hasn't grown up quite yet. -Ratt I want it LOUDER, MORE POWER, I wana rock you till it strikes the hour -QR I want to give you my love but you just take a little piece of my heart. -PB I want to hear you scream..in pain. Play some Rap music I want to look at life - In the availible light. -Neil Peart. Rush i want to watch it come down. i was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe. i was up above it. Now I'm down in it I went through the desert on a horse with no name... I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose FREEWILL!-RUSH I will choose Freewill - Rush I will hold the candle 'til it burns up my arm i will let you down, i will make you hurt. I will scream my lungs out 'til it fills this room I will stare the sun down until my eyes go blind I will swallow poison until I grow annuled -Pearl Jam I will try to change the things that killed our love. - Scorpions I wish I was special, you're so very special -Radiohead I won't change direction and I won't change my mind I would rather run but I can't walk -PJ I would rather starve than eat your bread -PJ I'd rather be with an animal -Pearl Jam I'll always be there when you wake - Blind Melon I'll be your whatever you want -The Breeders I'm a little Pea, I love the sky and the trees... I'm a little tagline, short and stout... I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay... I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I sleep all day. I'm a Pagan, She's a Pagan, Wouldn't you like to be... I'm a son of a gun and I'm a gun of a son -Guns N' Roses I'm all alone in a world you must despise -NiN I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce :) -Beastie Boys I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe... I'm coming home from work, but I've forgotten my address... I'm finder and I'm a keeper, I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper. - QR I'm forever blowing bubbles... - Who's Bubbles? I'm going all the way down I'm leaving today I'm looking over a four leaf clover which I overlooked before! I'm losing control, will you turn me a way or touch me deep inside? -PB I'm losing ground. you know how this world can beat you down. I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur... I'm not growing up I'm just burning out -Green Day I'm not one to believe in magic.. -RUSH Presto I'm on the nightrain -GNR I'm running through your blood like a drug. - Ratt I'm still loving you, I need your love. I'm still loving you. - Scorpions I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White... I'm to sexy for the Borg... --J. L. Picard. I'm to sexy for the Borg... --Picard. I'm too sexy for my Captain. --Beverly Crusher. I'm too sexy for my Taglines... I'm trapped by your love and chained by your sighs. -PB I've a funny feeling, that you don't love me anymore. I've got plenty of Java and Chesterfield Kings... I've got this funny feeling, that you don't love me anymore. I've got this sinking sensation I'm in deep, deep trouble. I've missed you since I been away. - Scorpions I/O I/O IT'S WRITE TO DISK I GO I/O I/O. If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it outta be enough for Uncle Sam If I could put time in a bottle... If I could save time in a bottle... If I could wave my magic wand ... RUSH Presto If I had 2 dozen roses, and a old bottle of wine If it's not music I don't want to hear it! If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it... If music be the food of love why don't rabbits play banjo If music be the food of love, play on If the future's looking dark, we're the ones who have to shine. -Rush If we get much closer I could loose control. -PB If we get much closer I could lose control. -PB If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough! If you cross Country & Western with Rap, do you get CRAP music? If you play Satanist music backwards, do you get hymns? If you really really want me to stay, you got to lead the way. -PB If you think you know how to love me and you think you know what I need..-PB If you've got the money, I've got the time... If your heart surrenders you'll need me to hold. -PB Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand - N. Peart; Rush Imagine all the modems, linking all the world! (ooh ooh hoo hoo) Imagine no BBS's. I wonder if you can? Imagine there's no moderators... In the echo, the mighty echo, the moderator screams tonight... In the jingle-jangle modem, I'll come moderate you. Innocence gave me confidence to go up against reality -Rush Instrumentalist is a many-purposed word for many player-types. Instruments come in many sizes, shapes and orchestras. Invisible airwaves crackle with life..-RUSH Is it all a lipstick lie? - Pat Benatar Is it really music if there's no melody? Is it schizoid paranoia or just Existential Blues? Is there a plural for "Musical Instrument?" "Orchestra." Is there really no chance to start once again? - Scorpions Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Isn't the music too dreamy ?" - Audrey Horne It took me years to write, won't you take a look? It turns out there's a reason, cows are out of season... It would help me to know,do I stand in your way or the best thing you've had? It's 12 o'clock and it's a wonderful day.. It's a fashion, their computer games, modern day communications. - QR It's a love drive on wheels of fire! - Scorpions It's a love drive, just one desire. Love! Sweet Love! - Scorpions It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious!-FNM It's either country music, or nine cats being tortured. It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain -GNR It's Hip To Be Square --Borg song. It's me again, Margaret... It's my pen name, Oh! Pseu, Pseu, Pseudonym! It's not a problem you can stop it's rock n' roll -GNR It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is... dead, Jim. It's raining, it's snowing, a hurricane's a-blowing... It's Saudi duty time! It's so so confusing this brutal abusing. -PB It's time to let you babies grow up to be cowboys... it. Let me see what I have that are musically related... Itsy bitsy spider... Jack has Van Gogh's ear for music. Jazz Musician- Juggler using harmonies instead of oranges JAZZ: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. Jehovah's Witness rock music: "All Along the Watchtower." Jeremy spoke in class today -PJ Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman... John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present. JoJo was a man who thought he was a tagline... Jurassic Park has teeth. Barney and Friends has music. Just between Us ... -RUSH Entre Nous Just one note could cut my throat, one could make me die -RHCP. Just think about the average. What use have they for you?: Rush Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! --E. Fudd. Killing me softly with Taglines, killing me softly... King Jeremy the wicked - ruled his world -Pearl Jam Kira the Bajoran Major / had a very crinkled nose... Kleptoreceptors: The plastic cage on cassettes at music stores. Lamentoso: With handkerchiefs. Laughing rides, midway lights, shining stars on summer nights. -Rush Lawyers, tramps, and thieves.... Lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a V, dead lay in pools of maroon below -PJ Lessons taught but never learned! All around us anger burns. -Rush Let me call you Sweetheart... Let me take you far a way, you'd like a holiday. - Scorpions Let them all make their own music... -RUSH LEVI STRAUSS: Music for a waltz performed in jeans. Life is a Highway .....and I feel like Roadkill! Life without music would be a mistake--Nietzche Like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind -Live Like a tagline Like a tagline / Stolen for the very first time... Like a tagline [hey!] Stolen for the very first time Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits... Live music is a TRUE form of expression! Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal..RUSH Limelight Living one long sunrise for to me all things are new! -Rush Long live rock and roll. Look around, we'll see who's laughing last!-RUSH looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.... Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of a wounded child. -PB Love is a battlefield.. - Pat Benatar Love's a bitch, baby. Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy. - QR Machine guns pumping, hearts thumping, death is all around -sc. Major Triad: The name of the head of the Music Department. Make Big $$s! Become a Musician! (HAH!!) Make... the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay... Mama's Don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be taglines... May the bird of Paradise fly up your nose... Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh Meet me at the coffee shop, we can dance like Iggy Pop -RHCP Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit. Mental Floss? Moral Decay? In the Music Conference? Michael come back and face the music. Michael your 'Teanager in Love' musical condoms are in. MIDI: Musicians In Debt Infinitely Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Minor Triad: the name of the wife of the head of the Music Department. Misbehaving, no regrets, no blame. - QR Modern music theory-If you can't play good, play loud. Modulation: "Nothing is bad in modulation." Morris dancing is a country survival from times when people were happy. Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago. Music instrument has a plural known as orchestra. Music is an amulet, to be worn against all adversities. Music is SOUND LEARNING. Music makes a difference... support it in your schools. Music makes a quiet mind. Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel. Music with dinner is insulting both chef and violinist. Musical tagline Musicians don't die. They just decompose. Musicians Duet Better! My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My Counterpart, My foolish heart... RUSH Animate My favorite composer is Opus. My god it's been so long, never dreamed you'd return -PJ My lips fall of and everybody starts to stare... My suicidal dream, I'm sure you will get yours, too -silverchair My suicidal dream, voices telling me what to do -silverchair My Uncle used to love me (but she died)... My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby. My words may disturb but at least there's a reaction -GNR Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away. -- Rush Napalm sticks to little children, all the children of the world! Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones... No maniacs in polyester slacks... RUSH Roll the Bones No moderators present, and the flaming began. No time to search the world around, cos' you know where I'll be found -GD No, you can't take that away from me -NiN Not the glamour girl who'd love to sell her soul -RUSH Nothin' lasts forever, even cold November rain -GNR Nothing is wasted, only reproduced -blur Now I feel as if I'm floating away, I can't feel the pressure and I like it Now I'm being followed by these Russian Spies... Now that your rose is in bloom, a light hits the gloom on the grey Oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good. Odin loves the little Vikings, All the little Vikings of the world. Oh Danny Boy, the Pipes, the Pipes are callin' Oh, give me a phone, with a modem on loan... Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends... Oh, I'm a tagline and I'm okay... One Big Mob, Aw yea, aw yea! One is a genius, the other insane! One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact. -- Rush One Two buckle my shoe take care of me cuz' I might be you -RHCP Oooh, Ee, Oooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang OPERA: People singing when they should be talking. Our first stop is in Bogota, to check Columbian fields... -Rush Our future still looks brighter than our past. -Rush Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.: Rush Our world was turned asunder into hollow hemispheres... -RUSH Overwhelmed by everything, but wanting more so much -Rush Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag... Packing it in, and packing it up! Parallel Minor: A music student who is as tall as his instructor. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme... Patience is like bread, I say, I ran out of that yesterday -lemonheads. People crying for freedom, no-one hears a sound -silverchair People making fun of me for no reason but jealousy -silverchair Philosophers and ploughmen each must know his part. -Rush Phrase: What teaching music does to your nerves. Pizzicato: A small Italian pie garnished with cheese, anchovies, etc. Pleasure leaves a fingerprint as surely as mortal pain. -Scars, Rush Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is. Point me in the direction of Albuquerque... Prepatory Beat: A threat made to singers, eg: "Sing or else!" Pry a yellow rib and pound the old soak free. Pun, pun, pun, 'til her daddy takes her taglines away! Q: Is the saxophone a brass or a woodwind instrument? A: Yes. Q: What are kettle drums called? A: Kettle drums. Quartet: where all four think the other three can't sing. Quaver: Beginning violinists. RAP: People talking when they should be singing. Reach out, reach out and flame someone! Restless Soul enjoy your youth, like Muhammad hits the truth -PJ Revolution or just resistance -is it living or just existence? -Rush Roll me over in the clover... Roll me over, lay me down and do it again. Rubato: German measles. Run with wind and weather to the music of the sea. -Rush Sailing into destiny - Closer to the Heart -RUSH Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out... Save my ship of freedom! I'm lashed helpless to the mast. -Rush Science, like nature, must also be tamed. Neil Peart - Rush Searching our hearts for the first knowing, Love is a battlefield -PB Seems all our heroes were born to lose -GNR Semi-Quaver: Intermediate violinists. Send in the clowns... Sha be dop, Sha bo dop, SHa beddle da boop da be bop... - Mel Torme Shave and a haircut... Two Bits! She crucified my heart in the depths of a satin grave. She got the gold mine, I got the shaft... She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man -PJ She was only sixteen, only sixteen... She works hard for the money! So you better treat her right. She'll be a P... C... user! Got disks in her drives! She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar... Shiny chrome rims never rusted B-Boys Show me don't tell me ... -RUSH Show Don't Tell Signals transmitted, message recieved...-RUSH Chemistry Silence isn't golden when I'm holdin' it inside -GNR Silence like a cancer grows. Slur: As opposed to madam. So stay with me and I'll have it made -Blind Melon So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Mexico So you think my singing is out of time? It makes me money! - QR Some world views are spacious, some are merely spaced. -N.P, Rush Someone set a bad example.Made surrender seem alright. -The Pass,Rush Something in the way she moves... Sometimes I give myself the creeps -GD Sometimes our big splashes are just ripples in the pool. -N.P., Rush SomeWillSellTheirDreamsForSmallDesiresAndLoseTheRaceToRats -Rush Sound really has almost nothing to do with true music. Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam... Sparks ignite & spread new information -Chain Lightning,Rush Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky... Spiderman, Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can... Spin the black circle -Pearl Jam Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan... Stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut a side of you well hid -GD Subdominant: Chief officer aboard a submarine. Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship Enterprise... Supertonic: Schweppes. Sweeter than a cherry pie with ready whipped topping -Beastie Boys Syncopation: A condition incurred from lack of roughage in one's diet. T'ing ta'ting ting ting t't't'ta'ting t'ing t'ing -YYZ, Rush Taglines, Taglines, Catch the fever now... Take me down to the Paradise City.. -GNR Take me to the place I love, take me all the way -RHCP Tempo: This is where a headache begins. Thanks, for the memories ... psssst ... got another 100K? That deaf, dumb, blind kid sure plays a mean pinball That's the sound of the men, workin' on the tagline... The average grand piano contains over 12,000 parts. The best things in life are free, so gimme some! The dream's gone stale, but still, let hope prevail. -Rush The elements! The elements! Their names just don't make any sense. The flowers seem to tease you at the garden -GNR The flute is a skinny-high shape-sounded instrument. The hypocrits are slandering the sacred halls of truth. -Rush The invincible winner and you know you are born to be.. -PB The invincible winner and you know your are born to be.. -PB The key! The end! The answer! Stripped of their disguise! -Rush The king must kneel to let his kingdom rise. -Bastille Day, Rush The main trouble with a French horn is it's too tangled up. The Moderator's back and you're gonna be in trouble... The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation. The most dangerous part about playing cymbals is near the nose. The most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and McCoys. The music rocks me down the motor way. - Scorpions The official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell... The only sound is water drops. I wonder where the hell I am. the only way to get there's to go straight down The things that we're concealing will never let us grow.: Rush The times they are a changin'... The waiting drove me mad, you're finally here and I'm a mess -PJ The water out of the tap is very -- hard to drink. The whiteness of confusion is unfolding from my mind. -Panacea, Rush The wild and the young they all have their dreams, they gotta be free.-QR The words of the profits are written on the studio walls -RUSH Then all of a sudden I'm floating in mid-air... There is no safe seat at the feast.. RUSH Anagram There were 30,000 pounds of bananas... There were seventy-three of us living in a cardboard box... There were three ravens sat on a tree... There's Klingons on the starboard side... There's Klingons on the starboard side...SCRAPE 'EM OFF, JIM! There's no bathroom and there is no sink There's no love lost between you and me and that's the way that I like it There's no one like you, I can't wait for my nights with you! - Scorpions There's nothing left for you to say, soon you'll be dead anyway! -GD They don't scab, don't fight, don't oppress an equals given rights -PJ They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way -PJ They're coming to take me away HA HA HO HO HE HE... They're coming to take me away, HO HO, HE HE, HA HA... They're Todd, they're Todd and the Brain... This is a fine place to hesitate RUSH -Between Sun & Moon This is not for you -Pearl Jam This just doesn't seem to be my day... This off-topic thread will take a permanent vacation... this way -Guns N' Roses Those who wish to *be* must put aside the alienation...-Rush Though his mind is not for rent, don't put him down as arrogant -Rush Thoughts arrive like Butterflies.. he don't know, so he chases them away -PJ Time is a gypsy caravan, steals away in the night.. -N.P., Rush Time keeps on slippin' away... To days without the chill at morning!.. Draw another goblet! -Rush To hell with the devil... Today is gonna be the day the they're gonna throw it back to you Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye! --Data. Tough times demand tough talk ! - Neil Peart / RUSH Trill: The musical equivalent of an epileptic seizure. Triple Meter: Only rich people should park by these. Trombone players have bigger... instruments. Trumpets and Fanfare Truth is, after all, so poorly lit.: Rush Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.. Try! Baby try to trust in my love again. I will be there. - Scorpions Tubas are a bit too much. Turn around and walk the razor's edge..-RUSH The Pass Turned into my worst phobia, a crazy man's utopia -GNR Wasting away again in Margaritaville... We are only immortal for a limited time. . . --RUSH We are Siamese if you please... *(0.0)* *(0.0)* We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong -PB We are the bold and daring crew of good ship Manatee We are young, heart ache to heart ache we stand, no promises, no demands. -PB We can wear the rose of romance, an air of joie de vivre. -Rush We Disengaged ... We Turn The Page ... þ RUSH We each pay a fabulous price for our visions of paradise -Rush We suspend our disbelief and we are entertained.-Mystic Rythyms,Rush We will pay the price, but we will not count the cost.: Rush We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away... We'll hit the stops along the way. We only stop for the best.: Rush We're all gonna be just dirt in the ground We're Animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're Animaniacs, and we're zany to the max! We're banned from Argo just for having a little fun... We're only at home when we're on the wing. -Rush We're rebels without a clue... We're searching for answers that never appear -GNR We're talking 'bout 30,000 pounds of bananas... We're Young, Dumb and Ugly! Welcome to the jungle, we got fun n' games -GNR Weyr, oh weyr has my little dra gon... What a long, strange trip it's been! What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer. What's Love Got To Do With It? What's the definition of a nerd? One who owns their own alto clarinet. When all this gets old, will it feel the same? -Pat Benatar When correctly viewed, everything is lewd... --Tom Lehrer. When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now.. When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained -GNR When Irish eyes are smilin', the sixpack's almost gone, cause... When you feel the fire and taste the flame -GNR When you're in love with a beautiful person... Where there's a whip there's a way. While trombones have tubes, trumpets prefer to wear valves. While we're poisoning pigeons in the park... Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth ? : Rush Who then can warm my soul? --Exile/Enya. Who's to blame, love is love, I am in vain, who's to blame? -PB Why's the moderator always pickin' on me... Will myself to find a home, a home within myself -Pearl Jam. WOMAN! You can change my world! - Scorpions Won't you come with me to a place in a little town WORLD MUSIC: A dozen different types of percussion all going at once. Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show? Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys ... Wreck the Malls with Cows on Harleys, Falalalala,lalala! Yes, we have no bananas... Yes,I've hurt your pride.Give me a chance,I'm still loving you. - Scorpions You are my twitlist, my only twitlist... (Everybody!) You beg me to go, then make me stay, why do you hurt me so? -PB You can twist perceptions. Reality won't budge. -Rush You can't go forcing something if it's just not right You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd... You caught me modeming naked again, baby. You do the hokey pokey... --G'Kar. You don't get freedom for free.: Rush You drive me crazy babe. It's a love drive! - Scorpions You feel there's something calling you, you're wanting to return-Rush You give me all I need. - Scorpions You got me out my mind,I can't explain. I can't explain it baby! -Scorpions You know I hooked up my modem to a board with no name... You leave me breathless, got me helpless, you take my breath away. - QR You make me do the limbo... You make me wanna slam my head against the wall... You make me want to break the laws of time and space... You may say I'm off-topic, but I'm not the only one. You ought to be in pixels... You put your right hand in... --G'Kar. You say the money isn't everything, but I'd like to see you live without it you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and flesh -PB You think that you can front when revelation comes?? -Beastie Boys You wait 'til tomorrow You walk in cloud of glitter and the sun reflects your eyes -lp You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes...-Rush You wouldn't recall for I'm not my former -PJ You'll be sorry! You're a legend in your own time... You're a Picasso of pain, a fantasy in flesh tone. -PB You're afraid you're alone and it's late on a rainy night -Bodycount You're gonna wait 'til fat boy, fat boy, wait 'til tomorrow You're heart breaker,dream maker,love taker,don't you mess around with me. -PB You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry -Radiohead You're perfect yes it's true, but without me you're only you -FNM You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you You're sort of everything I've ever wanted... You're the right kind of singer to release my inner fantasies. -PB You've been locked up and you need to escape -sc You've got Kenny G in your Trans Am -B-Boys You've got me stoned -silverchair You've gotta stop, and smell the roses... Young Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair... Your a Picasso of pain, a fantasy in flesh tone. -PB Your anchor is up, you've been swept away -Live Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass -liz phair Your heart breaker,dream maker,love taker,don't you mess around with me. -PB Your love is contagious, your kiss dangerous.. -PB Your love is like a tidal wave spinning over my head. -PB Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock and Roll. Your the right kind of singer to release my inner fantasies. -PB Zing! went the strings of my harp... Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah... ™ð ™ð ™ð <- Tribbles listening to rock music.