"*BRILLIANT!*" - Amanda
"*I* haven't lived four hundred years..." - Richie Ryan
"A day without dragons is...MUCH SAFER!"
"A dream to some... A nightmare to others!" -- Merlin
"A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back..."
"A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive." - Hamza
"A man's got to live." - St. Cloud "Not necessarily." - MacLeod
"A part of me knew when I first saw you" - Tessa Noelle
"A simple `no' would have worked..." - Richie Ryan
"A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty."
"A sword, Frank... a very *rare* sword..." - Brenda Wyatt
"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying elves are BACK!!!!!!!"
"Afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions..."
"Age before beauty..." - Duncan MacLeod
"All fantasy should have a solid base in reality." - Sir Max Beerbohm
"All I ever wanted was to have what other people have." - Keogh
"All I know is I gotta help her, Mac..." - Richie Ryan
"All in a good cause..." - Kalas
"All that fussing over a little arrow..." - Amanda
"All you have to do is live long enough." - Duncan MacLeod
"Always where you never expect it.  Always." -- Merlin
"Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?" -- Skid Mark
"And every cloud has a silver lining..." - Methos
"And if anyone asks, I never gave that to you." - Adrian Paul
"And so with vorpal sword in hand..."
"And the mage draws her two handed sword."   We're in trouble.
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles -
"And you should have been more careful shaving!" - Amanda
"Another time, MacCleod." - The Kurgan
"Any antique dealer on Hudson street can tell you that."
"Are we friends? Then don't insult our friendship." - Maurice
"Are you dead inside, McLeod?" - Annie Devlin
"Are you just walking... or hunting?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Are you looking for an excuse to stop her, or an excuse not to?"
"At last... the Gathering!" - The Kurgan
"At least it's got that `lived-in' look..." - Duncan MacLeod
"Believe me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me." - Duncan
"Beware of wake turbulence behind departing turtle . . !"
"Born to be Kings! We're the Princes of the Universe!"
"Boys will be boys..." - Duncan MacLeod
"Brandy, bottled in 1783... 1783 was a very good year." - Connor
"Brilliant..." - Duncan MacLeod
"But he's one of the good-guys, right?" - Richie Ryan
"Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?"
"Can you walk?" "I'll bloody well walk out of here!"
"Chess is an ancient game, played by warriors." - Duncan MacLeod
"Couldn't you hang me instead?" - Duncan
"Crude and slow, Clansman." - Ramirez
"Culture? What culture? It's an old boat!" - Richie Ryan
"Did she seem like the sincere type?" - Richie Ryan
"Did you take a good look at his soul?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Didn't you just feel like smacking the little runt?" - Annie Ross
"Different strokes for different folks." - Xavier St. Cloud
"Ding dong, the Lich is dead." "Of COURSE it's DEAD!"
"Do Immortals get sick?" - Richie Ryan
"Do you hear it, Kalas? The fat lady is singing..." - MacLeod
"Do you know anything about an Immortal named Quinten Barnes?"
"Do you know how close you came to losing your head?" - MacLeod
"Do you suck blood?"    "I got a straw right here pal!"
"Do you think there's such a thing as fate?" - Tessa Noelle
"Does Rome still rule the world?" - Nefertiri
"Don't tempt me!" - Amanda
"Donut?" - Richie Ryan
"Down through the centuries we come..." - ramirez
"Eternal peace. I hope she finds it." - Michael Moore
"Everybody comes to Joe's..." - Joe Dawson
"Everyone feel better now?" - Methos
"Everyone here who's Immortal, raise your hand..." - Richie Ryan
"Everyone's a critic." - Nicholas Ward
"Find yourself another city!" - Carl Robinson
"Finish it!" - Slann Quince
"For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness..."
"For some white cops, it's always open season." - Carl Robinson
"Forgive me, father. I am a worm." - The Kurgan
"From the Dawn of Time we came..." - Ramirez
"From the top..." - Duncan MacLeod
"Gee Mr. Peabody, should I set the "wayback" machine?"
"Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?"
"Give the man a cigar..." - Amanda
"Greetings, Highlander!" - The Kurgan
"Hah! Still the best on the continent!" - Brian Cullen
"Happy Halloween, ladies!" - The Kurgan
"Have it as you will female," gloated the enhanced priest.
"He didn't save her. He saved you." - Methos
"He grows on you, Charlie..." "So does cancer."
"He hunts us, we hunt him." - Joe Dawson
"He wasn't always like this. It's the drugs." - Duncan MacLeod
"He's an evil, lying little bastard!" - Richie Ryan
"He's got quite a temper." "A wicked right cross, too."
"He's one of the few ancient Immortals still alive." - MacLeod
"Heh, Heh. What kept you?" - Connor MacLeod
"Hello, I'm 47-49 on the wandering monster table."
"Hello, pretty." - The Kurgan
"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull an android out of my hat!"
"Hey... it's a kind of magic." - Connor MacLeod
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney!  Will you be my **CHOMP**"
"Hi... I'm Candy." "Of course you are."
"Hold on... I'll be right back" - Richie
"Holy ground, Highlander!" - The Kurgan
"Home is where the head is..." - Xavier St. Cloud
"How can you stand it... not getting older?" - Kenny
"How did you manage *that*, Connor MacLeod?" - Dougal MacLeod
"How old *are* you?" - Greta
"Hows life or death?" - Kalas
"Humm, anyone got a can opener?"  Said the dragon with a palidin.
"I *am* the law!" - Mako
"I *do* get pissed when people point guns at me!" - Robinson
"I ain't ever been to Arizona!" - Carl Robinson
"I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, and I'm at your service."
"I am the itch you cannot reach!" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the one, the only one. I am the God of Kingdom Come!"
"I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil!" - DarkWing Duck
"I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog."
"I asked what you knew, not what you believed." - MacLeod
"I can forgive anything but bad taste." - Nicholas Ward
"I can imagine quite a lot." - Connor MacLeod
"I can't die, Tessa... not like other people." - Duncan MacLeod
"I can't help being what I am." - David Conte
"I could kill you, but I prefer to use you." - Kallas
"I didn't know you could play.." - Joe "I don't." - Duncan
"I don't care about justice. Only about the law." - Mako
"I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children."
"I feel one of my turns coming on."
"I get it!  He's got his script taped to the floor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I get to fight the lion" - Scott of the Antarctic
"I hate kids..." - Lucas Kagan
"I have a <*SNORT*> high tolerance level." - Brian Cullen
"I have an extensive library." - Connor MacLeod
"I have to call 'em like I see 'em." - Richie Ryan
"I have to face an Immortal and you tell me to cut and run?"
"I hear the sound of wings."
"I knew I should have gone on that date." - Richie Ryan
"I know his name." - The Kurgan
"I know what I am and what I have to do." - Annie Devlin
"I live forever, but I feel so dead inside." - Annie Devlin
"I pity you." - Darius "Let's not get maudlin." - St. Cloud
"I protect those around me!" - Duncan Macleod
"I saw you take one through the pump..." - Charlie DeSalvo
"I see my cut has improved your voice!" - Ramirez
"I see you got out of the morgue okay..." - Duncan MacLeod
"I spoke of unbreakable rules. This is one of them." - MacLeod
"I'd like to feed your fingertips to the wolverine."
"I'd rather be eaten by a dragon." "That can be arranged."
"I'll take my chances." - Richie Ryan
"I'll tell you what simple is! `Dead' is simple!" - Amanda
"I'm a friend of his from the old neighborhood." - MacLeod
"I'm going to kill you. Forever." - Officer Carter
"I'm human, just like you. But I don't age." - Duncan MacLeod
"I'm just a regular guy..." - Methos
"I'm not much of a pigeon-critic, Dawson." - Richie Ryan
"I'm Quinten Barnes!" - Michael Moore
"I'm skeptical, man. Not stupid." - Carl Robinson
"I'm the one who's paranoid, remember?" - Carl Robinson
"I'm well preserved." - Annie Devlin
"I've got a sore throat, I can't breathe fire."
"I... died." - Richie "He's a...?" - Anne "Yeah." - Duncan
"If I killed somebody, believe me, I'd know!" - Carl Robinson
"If I'm not a prince, its because I wasn't raised by a king."
"If it came down to just us, would you take my head?" - MacLeod
"If your head comes away from your neck, its over." - Ramirez
"In the end, there can be only one." - Kenny
"In the end, there can be only one." - Ramirez
"Is that any way to talk in front of the dead?" - Kalas
"Is that lemon in your tea?"  "No, s'lime."
"Is this the real life?  Is this just fantasy?"
"Is this your idea of `justice'?" - Mako
"Isn't it great? Reminds me of the old days." - Amanda
"It all comes down to one thing." - Kenny
"It is a time for men and their ways." -- Merlin
"It is the doom of men that they forget." -- Merlin
"Look at th' bones!" -- Tim the Enchanter
"Look into the eyes of The Dragon and despair." -- Merlin
"Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change"
"Oh Weyr, oh weyr has my little dra gon..."
"Oh, Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"OOH! Papa Smurf, NOBODY's ever touched me like THAT before!"
"Perhaps you lust for what you cannot have." -- Merlin
"Puff the Magic Dragon" - one of my favorite Warbirds!
"She said it was okay, but I felt like I just ate my young!"
"She's coming for you, Richie, and she's only the first!"
"She's my niece... *Really*." - Maurice
"Since the dawn of time we have been amongst you..." - Ramirez
"Since when does a warrior become a murderer." - Duncan MacLeod
"So much for `Watching'..." - MacLeod
"So now it ends." - The Kurgan
"So which is it? Am I dead or am I bait?" - Amanda
"Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King Arthur.
"Some of us get down right inhospitable!" - Mako
"Some would think this a good time to take my head." - MacLeod
"Something strange is happening, MacLeod..." - Joe Dawson
"Sometimes being an Immortal comes in pretty handy!" - Robinson
"Sorry it worked out this way, MacLeod." - Joe Dawson
"Sound mind, sound body... you're halfway there." - MacLeod
"Stay noble, MacLeod... it's what you're good at." - Kalas
"Straight into the lion's den, eh?" - Joe Dawson
"Take my hand, brother." - Connor MacLeod
"Tess, it's some cruel law of nature." - Richie Ryan
"Tess, you do remember that they all carry *big* swords..."
"Thanks, Slann. We know the rules." - Connor MacLeod
"That looks sharp! You wouldn't cut me would you?" - Kearne
"That really wasn't very nice. Hardly sporting." - Ward
"That worked..." - Duncan MacLeod
"The boredom of my life would kill you." - Duncan MacLeod
"The clumsy one... with the `special' skills..." - MacLeod
"The Eiffel Tower. The world's biggest lightning rod." - MacLeod
"The girl came in and he freaked." - Richie Ryan
"The Kurgan. He is the strongest of the Immortals." - Ramirez
"The last sound he hears will not be that of a wailing woman!"
"The next time I see you will be the last." - MacLeod
"The passion of youth..." - Methos
"The Pillsbury Doughboy is a albino Smurf!"
"The sensation you are feeling... is called the Quickening."
"There are greater gifts than Immortality..." - Kalas
"There are no rules." - Kalas
"There are worse things than dying." - Kalas
"There can be only fun!" - Kurgan the Clown
"There can be only one!" - Connor MacLeod
"There can be only one!" - Duncan MacLeod
"There can be only one!" - The Kurgan
"There can be only one. It might as well be me." - Kenny
"There can be only one." - Xavier St. Cloud
"There is no future. There is no past." - Sara Carter
"These... Immortals... how many of them are there?" - Clancy
"They all run away?" "Great, laddy. Stay by me!"
"This is an execution... I never had a chance..." - Lucas Kagan
"This is not the kind of guy to wack a kid." - Joe Dawson
"This isn't about guts. She wants your head!" - Duncan MacLeod
"This was *never* between us, MacLeod!" - Mako
"Thought you'd be packed and on a plane to somewhere." - Methos
"Through the darkness, future passed...."
"Time is something we don't have..." - Connor MacLeod
"Tomorrow the world will know about Immortals." - Saltzer
"Tradition. Sometimes it's all we have." - The Kurgan
"Twice and twice shall he be marked" - Dragon Prophecy
"UFO cover-up.......no film at eleven."
"We are the same, MacLeod! We are brothers!" - Ramirez
"We can't kill what we can't find." - Joe Dawson
"We didn't exist until right now..." - Sara Carter
"We don't get to live happily ever after." - Duncan MacLeod
"We have a sort of timeshare arrangement..." - Quinten Barnes
"We make mistakes, we clean 'em up." - Joe Dawson
"We must fight until one remains." - Ramirez
"We should stick to watching the birds, MacLeod." - Joe Dawson
"We were born to be Princes of the Universe!"
"We'll see how you do." - Duncan MacLeod
"We're gonn want to ride outta here, Ricky." - Carl Robinson
"We're immortal, not gods." - Duncan MacLeod
"We're Immortals! To Hell with the rules!" - Richie Ryan
"We've lived through witchhunts before... - Amanda
"Welcome to Paris, MacLeod..." - Hugh FitzCairn
"Well, I don't have much strength or power." - Felice Martin
"Well, that was a big one, wasn't it?" - MacLeod
"Well, well. The vultures are already here." - Quinten Barnes
"Well, well. What have we here?" - Kallas
"Well... Life as we know it is over..." - Methos
"What a dilemma, MacLeod..." - Kallas
"What a useless scroll. Just says, "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR"
"What about a Japanese sword dated 600 BC?" - Brenda Wyatt
"What details? Black is black!" - Greta
"What did he mean, `there can be only one'? One what?" - Brenda
"What do they live on when they can't get hobbit...?"
"What do you want from us? We're Evil!"
"What do you want?" "Your head... and The Prize!"
"What does... incompetent mean? What does... baffled mean?"
"What have I been busting my butt for?" - Richie Ryan
"What kept you?" - Connor MacLeod
"What people are afraid of they destroy. Or use." - MacLeod
"What were you expecting? A set of instructions?" - MacLeod
"What?!  I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds."
"Where's that damn dragon?" - Kitty Pryde
"Who wants to live forever, when love must die?"
"Why a church?" - Duncan MacLeod.
"Why are we meeting on holy ground?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Why count minutes when we have forever?" - Duncan MacLeod
"Why don't you play with your magic nose goblins?"
"Why would I tell the truth?" - Methos
"Will you haunt me forever?" "Not forever..."
"Yeah, but I figure what the Hell... that's Jersey..."
"Yeah. Sure." - Richie Ryan
"You always say it's nothing, but it's always something."
"You are safe only on Holy Ground." - Ramirez
"You betrayed the Cause!" - Annie Devlin
"You better start learning the game, and I mean now!" - MacLeod
"You can rest assured, I *will* find him..." - Mako
"You can't protect them, Richie..." - Duncan MacLeod
"You can't trade death for death." - Duncan MacLeod
"You cannot die, MacLeod. Accept it." - Ramirez
"You cannot interfere, MacLeod. The battle has been joined!"
"You come in second to Annie, and you'll die. Forever."
"You die, Amanda will be free to date..." - Methos
"You do not know what you have done, but you will." - Kalas
"You don't change when you're Immortal; you just live longer."
"You don't want to be the one I am looking for." - Cidwine
"You get the life you ask for." - Duncan MacLeod
"You gonna turn off the tape or shoot me with the .45?" - MacLeod
"You got any good ideas?" "Yeah, one: kill the bastard!"
"You had to be the hero!" - Richie Ryan
"You had to see it to believe it was real." - Duncan MacLeod
"You have a thing about weddings, don't you?" - Annie Ross
"You have no idea what you are!" - Tarsis
"You have no knowledge of your true potential." - Ramirez
"You know, elf tastes just like chicken!"
"You love me so much you almost killed him!" - Sara Carter
"You may live a thousand years." "As a ten year old. Perfect."
"You never told me about that you Spanish peacock." - MacLeod
"You only have one life; if you value it, go home!" - MacLeod
"You pretty matter-o-fact about not dyin'." - Carl Robinson
"You should let her say `yes' first." - Duncan MacLeod
"You still have lots of time!" - Duncan MacLeod
"You talk funny, Nash. Where you from?" "Lots of places."
"You want something interesting?" - Annie Devlin
"You won't even *think* about lookin' for me!" - Carl Robinson
"You're an attack was not better than that of a child." - Ramirez
"You're drunk... and besides, we're in public." - Richie Ryan
"You're early." - MacLeod "I'm careful." - Kalas
"You're going to have to do better than that!" - MacLeod
"You're going to have to finish this alone!" - Michael Moore
"You're going to kill an innocent man..." - Lucas Kagan
"You're hit!" - Dawson "I got that part..." - Richie Ryan
"You're nobody's indentured servant now..." - Duncan MacLeod
"You're not Superman, Richie." - Duncan MacLeod
"You're on holy ground. He can't hurt you here." - MacLeod
"You're one of us now." - Duncan McLeod
"You've got a lifeline the size of the Mississippi." - Greta
"You, walking and breathing. And last night all but a corpse."
"Young men... they think they'll live forever." - Maurice
"Your friend died on his knees, begging for his life." - Crowley
"Your point, or are we just strolling down memory lane?" - MacLeod
'Dragon Cheese: The Loose Brie Story' -- now at a theater near you!
*Munchkins* wear Gauntlets of Infinite Ring-Wearing
-=>> I brake ON Smurfs <<=-
-=>> My other sentient killing machine is a BOLO <<=-
A 'Restore' or a high-level cleric we will quest for then.
A book is the only immortality.
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A crucifix?  Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
A dragon form, clashing his scales: at midnight he arose,
A Dragon with THAC0 -98?  It's your turn to go first.
A fight to the death with a zombie has a few inherent problems.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A grimoire that sticks with you: the Velcronomicon.
A paladin's worst knightmare: Dragon with a Can opener!!
A schizophrenic vampire has alot of holes in his neck.
A TROLL BRIDGE? Oh, I thought you said a TOLL bridge!
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A unicorn is nothing more, nothing less, than a horny horse.
Abandon the search for truth, settle for fantasy...
Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy.
According to this table, I have +3 to damage. Does it kill the dragon?
Ach, twas a wee monster in the lach.
Across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
Agrajag- "You may go after I have killed you."
Ah  Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull...
Alex, I'll take "Things only I know" for $200.
Aliens need groceries too, and that's when we can catch them.
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All in favor of telekinesis, raise my hands.
Always call an evil immortal to aid you.
An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon.
an expression of an Aquarian Moon challenging the Saturn-Sun
Anachronists do it knightly
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
And now the adventure begins.
And now... The Larch.
and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars @FN@ to a crisp!!!
and the elf said, "I dunno but it looks like a hamm..." <SPLAT!>
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
As he turns away, you hear him chanting quietly...then *POOF* you're a frog
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer.
Bards are beautiful
Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
Beware of Bigfoot!
Beware of Dragons - For you're crunchy and good with ketchup.
Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways.
Beware of the .. Oh, NOOO! Arghhh!
BIO-GENETIX ENGINEERING LABS: "Playing God so you don't have to."
Blesss us and splash usss, taglinesss for my preciousss.
Blind teleport:  Rough equivalent of DWI, with allowances for falling.
Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.
Borealis Weyr there be dragons.
Boredom is the curse of immortality. -- Cormac McCardle
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Brainfood?  Sure, give me a bit of that cerebrum.
Burglar needed.  All applicants please see Gandalf The Grey.
By Pendragon's sword the Dark shall fall.
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM: RESCUE- (Y)es, (N)o
Can you hold off a vampire with a sun lamp?
Chivalry is alive and well in the SCA
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Dammit, sometimes... I did stay inside the lines...
Darn wizards anyways!
Darn, where was the +5 Vorpal sword of dragon slaying.
Dazzling around thy skirts like a Serpent of precious stones.
Deliverance is at hand!  And the Centipede patiently smiles.
Demand a 9600 BAUD psychomodem and a telepathic protocol.
Demons are a ghoul's best friends
Dentist: a vampire's worst enemy.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
Disney girls and fantasy world...
Do you know anything about an immortal named @TO@?
Does immortality come with a life time guarantee?
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't have more to do with dwarves than you can help.
Don't look back--I think the lemmings are gaining on us!
Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards...
DON'T YOU WISH: Just once, Silk had said, "I stole it from Polgara."
Doogie Howser is the Kwizatz Haderach!
Dracula's last words: NO!!  I meant a steak!
Dragon Highlords do it however they want.
Dragon poker? But the dragon always wins!
Dragon slayers wanted. No experience expected.
Dragon to knight: "Leaving so soon?  It's almost lunchtime"....
Dragon w/ Can opener- A paladin's worst knightmare.
Dragon, a lizard with indigestion....
Dragon: A (sometimes!) friendly toaster.
Dragon?  What dragon?  You said we were looking for a worm.
Dragonmen must fly when threads are in the sky.
Dragonriders are weyr'd!
Dragons again?  I activate my +6 Surface-to-Air Missile battery.
Dragons also like lady fingers.
Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!
Dragons aren't extinct, they've just learned to hide in books.
Dragons do it whenever they want.
Dragons make good Pets. Just get lots of newspaper.
Dragons rescued, Virgins slain.
Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers
Dragons: Friendly Toasters
Dragons: Sometimes friendly toasters!
Dragonslayer needed. Immediate position available.
Dream when your asleep.  Roleplay when your awake.
Drinking dwarfs win every contest
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together!
Each of the kobolds has a Wand of Orcus?
Easy credit terms available. - Satan.
Eric!!! It's Loot, Pillage and THEN burn....Stupid berserkers....
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS, <A>lter Reality, <R>un FANTASY.COM intead?
Ever seen how pale a vampire looks during the day?
Evil! Pure and simple from the eighth dimension!
Eye of newt, toe of frog, & a side of fries, Please...
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Famous Last Insults: "Hey, Mnementh!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #01: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words #03: Watch me moon that werewolf!
Famous last words #10: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Famous Last Words:  I am immortal!
Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon."
Famous Last Words: Dragon, what dragon?
Fireball, the all purpose spell.
Follow me to the Current Middle Ages
For a good knight call Lancelot (1-900-CAMELOT)
For sale: One soul, slightly used.  Asking 3 wishes, negotiable.
for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! -Rhett Sysop
Garlic roll, Barnabas? "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
Garlic?!? Mama mia! You gotta da wrong vampire!
Geez! I must be Lawful Good!  I believe in the Rules!
Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs?  Guys?  Guys?
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
Given enough time, even the unlikely happens.
GM's Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
Good die young? I must be immortal.... <<GRIN>>
Good Intentions Paving Company "We did the road to Hell."
Good to meet you, Dentartherdent..
Goodgulf Greyteeth...magician, huckster, and con-man extraordinaire.
Gort: Klatu Barada Nicto!
Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts!
Gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue Dragon.
Grandma got run over by a dragon.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
Gravity isn't my fault!  I voted for velcro.
Half-elves unite!
Happiness is a warm dragon
Have you hugged your dragon today?
He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow bolt
He's one of the few ancient immortals still alive. -- Duncan MacLeod
Help me Mr. Wizzard!!!
Hey Kid! This ain't no library! Beat it!
Hey, I'll keep a troll toe in my Jar! (Last words)
Hey.... I don't wanna keep 'em just play with them for a few hours!
Hobbits network with Tolkien Ring adapters
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here!
Honest, Officer! The elf was under my car tire when I got here!
Honor those the dragons heed, In thought and favor, word and deed.
How did BattleMechs get into this dungeon?
Humph! Bugger off! - Dwarven Proverb.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am having a perfect genteel conversation with a walking corpse.
I am Immortal!  I have inside me blood of kings!
I am immortal, at least till I die.
I am immortal. Join me or die!
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim.
I appoint @FN@ ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I brake for unicorns...
I can fill your emptiness with immortality!
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back in style.
I don't think Mr. Ranger is going to like this, Yogi.
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guaranty!
I got a Motie in my eye.
I had my car's alignment checked...it's Chaotic Evil.
I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have seen the future, it is just an extended present.
I just escaped the twilight zone and fell into the 0zone.
I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I like the knight life
I live to chop chicken.  - Titanium Elf
I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
I paint what I see.  See that dragon over there?
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died
I said CLERIC!  Not CLERK!
I said hit *HIM* with the fireball, not me!  Damn wizards...
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I think not, said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
I thought the 10 commandments were multiple choice.
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
I want to be immortal by not dying -W.Allen
I'd rather be flogging the peasants...
I'd rather be riding a dragon.
I'll become immortal even if it kills me!
I'm an immortal. Join me or die!
I'm bored. I'm immortal. Let's party!
I'm immortal, so far...
I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party.
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted!"
I'm off to see the Wizard, the.....
I'm SMOKING the Dragon...
I've never met a leprechaun I didn't like.
If stupidity had survival value, You would be immortal.
Immortal's Glee Club: We're immortal and you're not. Ha.
Immortality consists largely of boredom. -- Zephrem Cochrane
Immortality--a fate worse than death.
Immortals DO IT longer.
It seems I am still immortalized many times <g>
Just how many 30th-level evil wizards are there in this village?
LAK?! What kind of name is Lak?!  oh..Lak the WIZARD!..nice name!
More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
National DMs Association: Monsters don't kill, we do.
Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie...
Never anger a dragon. You are crunchy and go well with brie.
Never argue with a Scorpio - it's frustrating and you'll lose, anyway.
Never extend credit to a dragon.
Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
Never mess with a Wizard!
Never moon a werewolf.
Never stand near a sneezing dragon.
Never throw a bird at a dragon.
Never, ever, pinch a sorceress on the butt.  <ribbit>
Never, never, NEVER moon a werewolf!
Next up:  Tossing @FN@ For Fun & Profit.
No longer a Ghost!
NO! NO! NO! I said raise dead >not< animate dead!!
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
None of you exist; my sysop types all this in.
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
Oh that?  I was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Oh you cursed brat, look what you've done! I'm MELTING!!
Oh, him?  He was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Old Celts never die, they just have harp failure.
Old immortals never die. They just... don't.
On a dark summer's night, would you offer your throat to the wolf...
Once A Knight Is Never Enough
One ring to rule them all and in the darkness...
One ring to rule them all...
One tagline to rule them all, & in the darkness bind them.
Oops, gotta go feed the dragon.
Or did I dream this on rotten mushrooms one summer night?
Our apologies, but reality is not in service at this time.
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
Paladins is *sooooo* stupid! - many games, many times.
Pardon me, please.  I just regained consciousness....
Parking: Wizards only!  Violators will be toad!
Pegasus : Horny and Hung Like a Horse.
People from Atlantis are all wet!
PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) n: Greek goddess of bills
ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!
Please, Mr. Wizard!  Which way is the Byteroom?
Posessor of a mind not just twisted but actually sprained.
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Psychic Con: You know where and when.
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Purple people eater: Hefty,Hefty,Hefty. Barney: Wimpy,Wimpy,Wimpy
Push your mind to the limit and expand your fantasy!
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
Radar? For a Dragon? Why?
Rainbow Surfin...on the Rainbow Connection!!!
Reality is a part of fantasy, only more so.
Reality is blinking again...call for repairs.
Reality is for people with no grasp of fantasy.
Reality is for those people who have too tight a grip for fantasy.
Reality is. Fantasy is what we want reality to be.
Reality-ometer:  [E\....F]    Just as I suspected!
Reality: A fantasy that went dreadfully wrong.
Reality=ugly; Imagination=shiny; Fantasy=friendly.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue green meat, that's bad for you.
Remember the immortal words of Socrates:  I drank what?
Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
SCA...A dream for some, a KNIGHTmare for others...
Schizophrenic vampires have lots of holes in their necks.
Scotch for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
SF=Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction, Serious Fantasy
Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492.
Sign at Wizard's Guild: Violators will be toad.
Sign on a fortune-teller's door: Medium prices.
Silly Boy, You NEVER invite a vampire into your home!
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
Sit down and patch my bones
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
Smurfs? Please tell me I'm in the wrong conference!
So I said to my wife, "Don't be a fool!  We'll take the million!!!"
So long, and thank's for all the fish.
So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister?
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Sometimes being an Immortal comes in pretty handy! -- Carl Robinson
Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder.....UNDERDOG!!!!
Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns wisdom...
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! - V. Dracula
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Take the prisoner to the dungeon he said condescendingly.
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
Teenage Mutant Ninja *WHAT*????
Teenage Mutant Ninja Haggis!!
Teleportation affects your orientation.
Thanks. I always thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough.
That's okay. The spikes broke his fall.
The beauty of a pun is in the Oy! of the beholder.
The best knife is the unseen one. - Drow Proverb
The best way to achieve immortality is by not dying.
The brim of my hat hides the eyes of a beast.
The carriage held but just ourselves - and immortality.
The Dead Shall Walk the Earth and Dine on Flesh
The feeling you are experiencing is called the Quickening...
The first stage of immortality is being remembered.
The human race is still in beta test.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.
The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
The Road goes ever on and on...
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The secret to immortality is %^^^@### NO CARRIER
The Wizard rules, OZ!
There are so dragons, here we call 'em gators
There's a Yankee in my closet - will trade for skeleton.
There's more to life than RPG's, but not much.
There's no such thing as gravity. The Earth sucks.
These Knights aren't bad after you get the hard shell off.
They can have my broadsword when they pry it from my cold dead fingers
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
They chipped off Tammy Faye's makeup and found Jimmy Hoffa!
They cured my MPD.  Where am I, now, when I need me?
They don't call it Fight-O-Net (tm) for nothing!
They got the library at Alexandria. They're not getting mine!
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This isn't reality... this is fantasy! Uhura
This Reality is Null and Void.
This sounds sinister and illegal. Tell me more!
Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird!
Tinker gnomes invented Uzis?
To make a speech immortal you don't have to make it everlasting.
to say NOTHING about Sun Ra & his Solar Astro-Infinity Arkestra!
Tomorrow is another day, but it'll suck too.
Took the mage's brain? Stupid orcs, just get the spellbook!
Transillvania Morgue: You brain em', we'll drain em'
Travelling this spring? Visit Pern in between
Troll Appreciation Society, join today!!
Truck pulls: for people that can't understand wrestling
Trust the stunt man, Luke.
Try Dragon's Egg Mead.
Two guys walk into a bar...  *clang*  *clang*  "OOF!"  "OW!"  -SLR
Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas.
Two Minds But with a Single memory! Max Headroom
UNCH Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here
Undercover Angel, midnight fantasy.
Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
Unknown to the Wicked Witch, the squirt gun was loaded.
VAMPIRE BITES CHRIST.  Ponder the ramifications.
Vampires do it aaaaalllllll  nniiiiiight lllllooooooonnnnnggggg!
Vampires do it allllll niiiiight looooong!
Vampires do it in the dead of night.
Vampires don't attack Lawyers.  Professional courtesy.
Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Vampires: If you hung upside down all day wouldn't you bite someone?
Vampyrex the unburnable.
Vegetarians eat vegetables; I'm a humanitarian!
Wait a second. Does that dragon have a tag that says "MC"?
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation
Want a hickie <sp> ? -Young Dracula
Warlocks make it with magick!
Warning!  This vehicle is protected by attack faeries!
WARNING: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id?
Watch out for that cliff, Conan #$*&(^NO BARBARIAN
Watch the Smurfs.  Root for Gargamel.
We are immortal, at least until we die.
We are immortal, but only for a very limited time.
We are only immortal for a limited time. . . --RUSH
We have no crime after dark. 'SWAT Team?' Vampires.
We really didn't need a Cleric anyway.  (Famous Last Words)
We're immortal.  Join us or die.
We're off to see the wizard, he's sure to have an answer.
We're only immortal - for a limited time.
We're only immortal--for a limited time. -- Neil Peart
We've come a long way in five thousand years.
Weird' is a relative term - Frank N. Furter
Well, don't look at ME.  Ask the troll.
Weyrling Training Rule #2: Learn to hide...QUICKLY!
What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
What foods these mortals be - Smaug
What has reality ever done for ME??
What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real!
What UNIVERSE is this, please??
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?
What's in this potion?  I just run my Spell Checker...
When facts meet the legend, go with the legend.
When is the last time the Haggis Fairy visited you?
Where's the necromancer? We need horses for the cart.
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
While hermits have no pier pressure; Trolls do!
Who's the Round Table's roundest knight?  Sir Cumference.
Why are elves chaotic?  Brownian motion.
Why ask me? I'm just visiting reality.
Why should I have to pay a troll just to cross a bridge? B.G. Gruff
Will you cater to every fantasy I've got?
With so many disease, its not safe for a vampire to bite anymore.
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Wizard's Guild Parking Only - Violators Will Be Toad.
Wizard's parking only.    Violators will be toad.
Wizards do it with crystal balls
Wizards do it with magic wands
Wizards do it with magic!
World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News....
World to end at 5:00pm. See it on the 11:00pm news.
World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Yeah, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and ...
Yes, that is the rare Aluminum Foil Dragon.
Yethth Mathter,... Anything you thay Mathter
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. - L. Long
You are in a maze of twisty little passages.
You are not ready for immortality. -- Kosh
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree...
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.
You can tell fantasy from reality -- if it sucks it's real!
You Can Wish for a Dragon, But you Can't Make Him Obey
You can't drown, you fool...you're immortal!  - Highlander
You can't soar with dragons if you work with gargoyles.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
You have entered a dark place ...
You're not an Immortal!   Give that man a cigar!
Your fighter doesn't get bonuses because he drinks coffee.
Yur'assic Park: Where you butt is on the line daily