"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DH0: mean?
"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
...SVGA; the gift that keeps on .gif'ing
ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . .
ARC.angel says "zip.itup"
Attempting to load SYSOP...SYSOP already loaded...load another? [Y/y]
BIGBANG.COM finshed. Run again (Y/N) ? Y...Proces#%^%& NO CARRIER
Boost your system's speed by 200%--DEL C:*.* echo y
Boost your system's speed by 200%--DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
BREAKFAST.COM halted: Cereal port not responding!
BREKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
C:\> - The REAL computer user's ONLY icon.
C:\BELFRY /\oo/\ This is where bat files are kept /\oo/\
C:\CLINTON.EXE Bad President or File Name
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found: <A>bort <R>etry <I>mpeach
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM..RESCUE? Y/N
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  RUN DOS RUN
C:\DOS\RUN     C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL     C:\OS2\FLY
C:\JACKSON\MICHAEL\NOSE.BIT missing ... Sue Plastic Surgeon [Y/n]
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
Cannot find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded.
Cannot find COLDBEER.CAN, Sysop not loaded.
CLI - The REAL computer user's ONLY Icon!
CLINTON.LIE found. Cannot save COUNTRY.USA
COLDONE.BUD FOUND - SYSOP LOADED
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-Boot Washington DC (Y/n)?
Copy dh0:c/trek dh0:c/reality all
Delete dh0:C/reality
dh0:>delete dh0:c/reality copy trek dh0:c/trek/ all
dh0:c/BREAKFAST Halted .... Cereal port not responding!
dh0:c/COFFEE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
dh0:c/COFFEE Not Found:  User startup disabled.
dh0:c/COFFEE not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat, (F)reak out?
dh0:c/ESCHATON Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)?
dh0:c/reality corrupt... reboot universe? (Y/N)
dh0:c/REALITY hallucinated. Take another hit? <Y/n/q>
Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
Error #0101: RAYGUN.CFG Out of Memory. Load BUSH.SYS Instead? [Y/n]
ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline.  HUMOR.SYS corrupted.
Error finding dh0:c/REALITY  -  Universe halted.
Error in dh0:c/REALITY <A>bort Dream (Y/n)?
Error in dh0:c/REALITY <A>bort, <R>etry, <S>hell to Virtual Reality?
ERROR in dh0:C/REALITY <A>lter Reality, <R>un df0:FANTASY intead?
Error in dh0:c/REALITY Run dh0:c/BIG_BANG (Y/N)?
Error loading dh0:c/GOD (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
Error- dh0:c/REALITY not found, install df0:TREK? (Y/n)
ERROR: dh0:C/REALITY corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
ERROR: dh0:C/REALITY Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
ERROR: ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it (Y)es (N)o (R)etry?
Error: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF.  Operator Loaded
File ORG.ASM not found...Girlfriend NOT happy.
GURU MEDITATION 80000004 0F040008 TASK SUSPENDED...Shoot Programmer [Y/n]
HORN.CAR not responding. Using FINGER.WAV instead.
I keep my .BATs in C:\BELFRY.
IMPOTENT.SYS Resident, harddrive inactive. Insert floppy (Y/N)?
KITTY.CAT virus found. MOUSE.COM deleted.
Now running  dh0:c/REALITY <beta>...
PANDORA.ZIP  Warning! Do NOT UnZIP This File!
PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN;C:\ME\USE\OS2
PKUNZIP -D CLINTON.ZIP...Exploding ECONOMY.USA
PKUNZIP CLINTON.ZIP...PKUNZIP(E11) File structure corrupt! Use PKZipFix
Pkunzip WOMAN.ZIP --- Error: don't no how to handle STRAP.BRA.
POLICE.COM not found. Run DONUT.BAT to locate [Y/n]?
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe?(Y/N/A/Q)
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Unable to locate dh0:c/REALITY - Universe halted!
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP  <A>bort <R>etry <P>iss pants
UnZip PANTS.ZIP m now THAT'S a command line!
Warning! dh0:c/REALITY corrupted: reboot universe? [Y/n]
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP.