Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
"All cats are *not* grey at night.  Endless variety..." - Heinlein
"And to my cat Mittens, I leave my entire...vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!"
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed his cat... to his dog.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face
"But I don't like the cat!"  "Shut up and eat your dinner!"
"Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?"
"CATALYST" = an alphabetical list of cats.
"Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs."
"Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." - s.w.
"Cut the cat in two and each of you keep half." - "King" Skeeve
"Did ya put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning"
"Does your cat fly by herself?"        "No, I fling her."
"FOUR HOURS to bury a cat?"  "Yes - it wouldn't hold still..."
"I'm being nibbled to death by--cats" --Londo Mollari
"Let's strap a piece of buttered toast on the cat's back..."
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
"Mommy, why is Kitty at the bottom of the pool?"
"Oh, the cat got dead and we put it in a box..."
"OK, cat, go ahead and sniff there, but don't you dare start licYEOW!"
"Peeping Tom" - A perverted cat on stilts.
"Pop, the cat's gone bald."    "Good, so has your mother."
"Put the cat out?  I didn't know it was on fire!"
"The ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat" - Alf
(stubborn cat) + (blind driver) = (flat cat).
*%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! <SMACK>...and stay OFF my keyboard!
200-Pound Parrot: HERE KITTY, KITTY ...
2000 years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats.  The cats never forgot it.
4X4.  Cat Waffles while you wait.
6 Cats are a revolution! 7 Cats is a purrfect number
7 cats is a purrfect number
9 out of 10 cats prefer Logitech mice.
9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice.
9 out of 10 serial killers own cats.
@TO@ is a few cats short of a full-strung violin.
@TO@ is a few cats short of a litter.
A Cat could be Man's Best Friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels.
A Cat in the tire treads will make a Car run Smoother..
A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is
A cat is a terrible thing to waste, reheat the leftovers!
A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
A cat is an extension of God.
A cat is nobody's fool.
A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer
A cats purr is the sound of it generating "cute"
A cats way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement
A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
A country man between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
A few cats short of a full-strung violin.
A few cats short of a litter.
A man between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn  <- Tagline from my cat
achievement" Choosey cats choose Logitech Mice 10:1 Over MicroSoft!
Actually, cats are QUITE good at domesticating people.
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
Ahh, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
All Cats are NOT grey at night. Endless variety...
All cats are right.
All cats are underachievers...
All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave.
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
All in a day's work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All intelligent species in the universe own cats.  Or *are* cats.
All right...  Who siphoned all the blood out of my cat?
All right... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
All the world is a Schrodinger box, and we are merely kitties.
Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats
And God said, "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored.
And in a strange turn of events, the Cat became King....
And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
And now, a tagline for all ST-TNG fans with cats...
And on the 8th day, God created cats.
And what are cat diapers called?  PamPurrs?
And why did cats decide to become domestic animals?
Anybody who loves Cats & hates kids can't be all bad.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy.  Anything not there yet, will be.
Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over earth?
Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat? * - Weird Al .
Aren't cats just the cutest widdle furry balls of love?
Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of love?
Arizona Wildcats!!! #1!!!!
As alert as a mouse at a cat show.
As for cats being from this planet, I don't think ANY of them are.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
At least a cat can go to the bathroom by itself!
At night, all cats are grey.
At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
ATTACK CAT!!!!    take a bite out of crime!
Attention!  @FN@ eats cats and is not wearing pants!
Attention! @TO@ eats cats and is not wearing pants!
AU$@#%^&46F*HEY CAT! <<SMACK>> ... and stay OFF the keyboard!
Avoid messes - cover cat before microwaving!
Bad or missing mouse - boot the Cat (Y/n)?
Bad or missing mouse driver.  Spank the Cat? (Y/n)
Bagpipe for free: Stuff cat under arm, pull legs and chew tail.
Be like a cat: Make a friend out of your enemy's enemy.
Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
Bet MY cats sleep more than YOUR cats!!!!
Big cats can kill you!
BoPcAtS .. ( o o ) .. HePcAtS .. ( o o ) .. BLACKCATS .. ( o o ) ..
Bored dogs are subject to episodic cat mirages.
Boys have dogs. Men have cats.
Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies.
Busier than a Blind cat at the Braille Institute
Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Busier than a one-eyed cat watching 9 mouseholes
Busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
C:\CAT C:\OWNER\PET\CAT C:\CAT\IGNORE\OWNER
Call my cat?  No, I just run the can opener.
Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ...
Caltitude: Height the cat's back can arch to meet the hand stroking it
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Can't find your cat?  Look under my wheels...
Cardinal Rule of Cats:  When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Cat #*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~)_+| #
Cat (cat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
Cat (n): Lap Warmer with built in vibrator.
cat (n.) - Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
Cat - small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food.
Cat advice: Take the time to eat the flowers....
Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.
Cat fur expands to fill all available drives.
Cat HAIR all over the keyboard. Don't blame me for spelling errors.
Cat Physics:  Work = Mass * Distance....except cats never work.
CAT PROBLEMS: Drawers that make no allowance for tails.
Cat Problems: Getting tail caught in doors.
Cat Problems: Hairballs.
Cat Problems: Having to wear a license just to walk around.
Cat Problems: HEAT!
Cat Problems: Trousers that make no allowance for tails.
Cat Problems: VETS!
Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
Cat quote: "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!"
Cat Rule #04: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets.
Cat Rule #08: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it.
Cat rule #32:  Bite the hand that doesn't feed you fast enough
Cat Scan: A medical test to detect the presence of furballs.
Cat won't move?  Try gasoline and a match.
Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Cat:  (n) An Unprogrammable Animal.
Cat:  Pit bull junk food.
Cat: A small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
Cat: The only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
CAT: Walking ego with fur.
Cat:Animal that proves eating and sleeping is not ALL bad
Cataclysm: Bible study classes for cats.
Catalan Opening:  Starting a local area network for cats.
Catalan: Local area network for Cats.
catalog (n.) - firewood for cats.
CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of Italian cats.
catapult: (n) Large device for propelling cats over long distances.
Catatonic (n.) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
Caterpillar (n): A soft scratching post for a Kitten.
Catholic: Can't stop bringing cats home.
Catifornia: The Sunshine State for cats.
Cats & Dogs are Household Schedulers.
Cats *are* the higher purpose of the universe.
Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
Cats are aliens that took over the Earth millenia ago.
Cats are always more sarcastic than dogs.
Cats are always more sarcastic than dragons!
Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
Cats are dignified?  Ever watch one clean it's privates?
Cats are domesticated until a paw-operated tin-opener is invented.
Cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman.
Cats are evil, they must be stopped.
Cats are fun-loving.  Mine plays Hide-and-go-Pee.
Cats are fun.  Mine plays Hide-and-go-Puke.
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...I forget.
Cats are hard on cars - especially when you chase them over curbs...
Cats are hard on cars.  Mostly when you chase them over curbs!
Cats are just little bundles of purr.
Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
Cats are magical.  The more you pet them the longer you both live.
Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times!!!
Cats are proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad.
Cats are room-mates. Dogs are children.
Cats are Roommates...... Dogs are Family!
Cats are roommates; Dogs are kids!
Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are smarter than dogs...8 cats won't pull a sled.
Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe
Cats are the world's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
Cats are too cool to beg for food.  They WILL chargikit on your VISA.
Cats aren't clean, they are just covered with cat spit.
CATS as cats CAN!
Cats can fall 9 stories and live? DING! 10th Floor, sir
Cats categorically refuse to perform.
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Cats do pay attention.  Just plug them into the 240V line.  MEWWWR!
Cats do whatever they want, yet still get treated like royalty.
Cats don't adopt people.  They adopt refrigerators.
Cats don't need any excuses.
Cats get Cup in '95!!  Another CFL Cinderella Story!
Cats get what they want because they won't settle for a dog's life.
Cats have 9 lives. BANG 8 lives. BANG 7 lives. BANG...
Cats have fur coats because they'd look silly in raincoats.
Cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped.
Cats have nothing on dragons for inquisitiveness.
Cats have purr-sonality. =^..^=
Cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice.
Cats know all the sunny places.
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know.
Cats Know Their Rights.
Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice.
Cats only tolerate us, dogs strive hard to please.
Cats prove that not everything in nature has a function!
Cats remind us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats took thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Cats v. Rush Limbaugh: They both have fuzzy tales.
Cats won't pull a sled across Alaska for a bowl of reeking fish stew.
Cats would never chase a mechanical rabbit around a race track.
Cats' cardinal rule: when fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Cats' favorite game: Hah! Made you look!
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
Cats, love 'em. Taste just like chicken.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Cats, the finest "doggie chew toy" money can buy.
Cats, ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sourcery"
Cats...They're not so brave in your microwave.
Cats:  proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad!
Cats:  They're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
Cats: Companions in grace, beauty, mystery and curiosity!
Cats: Earths most purrfect lifeform.
Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
Cats: Good for dusting high places.
Cats: Living poetry.
Cats: Nature's pop-up targets.
Cats: natures's enviromentally friendly pest controllers.
Cats: Pit Bull junk food.
CATS: Proof that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats: Pure love contained in small packages.
Cats: Smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled.
Cats: woman's best friend......
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Center For Advanced Cat Juggling!
Choosey cats choose Logitech Mice 10:1 Over MicroSoft!
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 Choosy cats prefer Microsoft
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice. Coming soon from Microsoft Foods:
Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night
Clear off, or I'll set the cats on you.
Clowdyer n -s [prob. var. of clutter]: A group of cats.
Contrary to popular belief, the CAT is NOT domesticated.
Cool cats usually aren't.
Curiosity and Cats - Why does everyone always put the two together?
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12 gauge.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
Curiosity killed the cat, for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat.  Let's get the dog next....
Curiosity killed the cat.  Where can I find Curiosity?
Curiosity killed the cat... passing interest only wounded it.
Curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation
Curiosity kills more mice than cats.
Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats!
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
Do cats eyes really cross when you swing `im by the tail?
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Do Invisible Cats Drink Evaporated Milk?
Do not anger cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Dogs are cat exercise machines.
Dogs come when called, cats take a message.
Dogs come when called; cats have voice mail.
Dogs come when called; cats take a message and get back with you.
Dogs come when you call.  Cats have answering machines.
Dogs look up to us, Cats look down on us, and Pigs treat us as equals.
Dogs look up, Cats look down on us, Pigs call us equal.
Dogs think they're human, cats know they are deities...
Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals.
Don't ask me.  The cats are in chargikaround here.
Einstein Cat's Feline Theory of Relativity:  C=ATý.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
Even if you beat it, you can't teach a cat to bark.
Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxis.
Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to cats!
Every Dog Has His Day, But The Nights Belong To Us Cats!
Fat Cats Go Down Alleys Eating Birds.
Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.
Feline Thermodynamics:  All heat in any g ven room flows to the cat.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Flat cats are quiet, but not much fun.
Founding member, Campus Crusade for Cats.
G'day mate!  Throw another cat on the barbie!
Give your cats exercise - throw them in front of a dog.
God created cats so that men could learn to understand women!
God said "Let there be Cats!" and was promptly ignored.
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer again...
Had a cat once. Tasted like chicken.
He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he.
Herding cats is easier than moderating.
Here kitty kitty kitty, Let's see if you're aerodynamic.
Hey feel this.. kinda gooshy huh? Dead cats feel that way
Hmm! When the cats away, the mice go into orbit!
Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything except the cat.
How come Cat Food doesn't come in BUTT Flavor?
How come CATS never land on their FEET when I play with them?
How do make a cat float?  Start with two scoops of cat...
Human:  (n) Useful domestic animal popular with cats.
Humans: creatures subservient to cats.
Humans: Useful domestic animals, popular with cats.
I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
I donated my cat to the local Chinese restaurant.
I got rid of the kids - the cat was alergic.
I got rid of the kids - the cats were allergic
I had a cat once . . . tasted like chicken.
I have a watch cat, just break in and she'll watch!
I just adore cats.  Dead ones.
I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am!
I love Cats and Cat taglines.
I love Cats!  A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy....
I love CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I love cats, but their little bones get stuck in my teeth.
I love cats.  On a good night, I can eat 5 or 6 of 'em...
I love cats. Dead ones.
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
I love cats. They're pretty good when you add ketchup.
I love my cats. They make excellent Dog Toys!!
I took my cat in for a catscan.  Diagnosis?  It was a cat.
I understand cats, women are the mystery!
I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me...
I'm a cat, hear me roar, I am to big to be ignored.  - Garfield
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors.  A gun.
I've tried birds, dogs, cats & fish - Pet peeves are best.
If cats and dogs can live together why can't men & women?
If cats could talk, they'd remind us that their ancestors ate ours.
If cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?
If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
If you buttered the cat's back what side would he land on?
If you throw a cat out the car window, it kitty litter!
If you want the best seat in the house move the cat.
In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
In the dark, all cats are gray.
It's 11 P.M.  Do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's 11:00pm.  Do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat...
It's either country music, or nine cats being tortured.
It's raining cats and lesbians!
It's sunning cats and dogs.
It's terrible when your cats tease you.
It's the cats' house.  We just pay the mortgage.
Kick cat for service.
Kitty Cats ... The Purrs of Life!
Kitty Wells = where cats go to drink.
Know why cats are so independent?  They can scratch their own backs.
Largikcats are no no's, but a little pussy is fine.
Life without cats just isn't worth living! -LG
LMR 2.1a   I love cats - 'cause they're stranger than I am!!
Love cats? They spit on their hands and rub it all over!
LX 2.1 TD   Kitty Cats ... The Purrs of Life!
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence? I think not!
Make a cat meow?  Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW.
Management - a substitute for herding cats ... sort of like Moderating
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
Maturity is not biting a cat.
McDonald's on ALF's planet: Cat McNuggets, Cater Pounder, Kitty Meal
Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they will pee on your keyboard.
meeOOW!  <splat>  woOOF!  <splat>  (Raining cats and dogs)
Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep in the nude!
meooOOW! SPLAT! wooOOF! SPLAT! (Raining Cats & Dogs)
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
Mice Crispies: Breakfast of champion cats!
MICE KRISPIES: Breakfast food for cats.
Microsoft bashing to an art form! Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10
Mouse not found:  Boot cat? (Y/N)
My cat doesn't need food, water, anything. I stuffed it.
My cat is good for nothing, but he's very, very good!
My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'
My cat's on steroids and isn't a pussy any more!
My dog loves cats, almost as much as canned food.
Network management is like herding cats.
Network management is like trying to herd cats.
Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Never try to herd cats. -- Mark Twain
Nice sound a cat makes.....  BUMP BUMP
Nicest sound a cat makes: "Bump-Bump!!!"
Nine out of ten cats prefer Logitech mice.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!
No problem - my favorite cats all love tuna.
Not to worry! I LOVE cats. Especially with BBQ sauce!
Note to self:  Get cat to stop bungie jumping out of tree!
Now WHO buried the land mine in the cat's litter?
Official Tagline of the 1996 Cat Spearing Competition.
Okay Kitty Cats, Read My Beak; No More Birds!
on't like timid men;cats don't like prudent rats! *
One great thing about cats - they don't bark.
One VERY nice thing about Cats - they DON'T BARK!
Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
ot rid of my wife. The cats were allergic *
People Who Dislike Cats were RATS in a former life!
People who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
Persian:  [noun]  1) Fluffy, snub-nosed, cat breed  2)  Musky bait
Pharoahs worshipped cats.  Egypt lasted 3,000 years.  Coincidence?
Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
Procatstinate:  When a cat can't decide to go out or stay inside.
PURR if you love cats.
Purranoai:  The fear that your cats are up to something.
Purranoia: The fear that cats are out to get you!
Purranoia: The fear that your cats are up to Something!
purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter a joy
Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable...
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Put a piece of tape on a cat's foot, you have never laughed so hard!
Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives.
Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
Raising Kids Is I LikTrying To Heard Cats.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat falls asleep.
Scatology, The science of shooing cats.
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, And cats don't care.
Sign on homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none.
Southern cats want their MTV!  (Milk, Tuna and Vittles)
Tag lines are like cats, you only think you own them.
Taglines are like cats.  You just _think_ they're yours.
Taglines are like cats. You just think that they're yours.
Take Barney to the zoo and let him play with the big kitty cats.
Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?
Tennis racket broken, anyone got a extra cat?
The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
The cat that ate the ball of yarn....had mittens!
The fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom.
The Feline Law of Obedience:  As yet undiscovered.
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
The great open spaces where cats are cats. - Marquis
The more known about people, the more to admire in cats.
The more people I meet, the more I love my cats....
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. --Leonardo da Vinci
The thing I like best about cats:  THEY DON'T BARK!
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact...
The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.
There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They all own cats.
There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnips
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
There's more than one way to skin a cat - get a sander...
Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking..."
To err is human.  To purr feline.
To err is human; to purr, feline. Pets are fun.
Too much Trek:  You name all your cats after Starfleet Admirals.
Took an hour to bury the cat.  Silly thing kept moving...
Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats!
Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
Uh hmmm.. consider that cat neutered.
volution were a fact then cats would use can openers. þ
WARNING!  This PC protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo.
Washed the cat - took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue...
Way #7 to skin a cat:  Use honey, a stake, and fireants.
Ways to skin a cat: #27 - Use an electric belt sander...
We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic!
What cats hear when we talk to them:  "                      "
What do you mean, you formatted the cat?!?!
When the cat's away, the mouse will get drunk and pick up hookers...
Where is YOUR cat?  -- You'd best check under my tires!
Where no feline has gone before...
Where the hell are the singing cats?
Whoopee cushion?  I don't have a... Oh no!  You're sitting on my cat!
Why don't cats like to swim?
Why don't cats like to swim?  Why don't many fish fly?
Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
Why don't many cats swim?  Why don't many fish fly?
Why I LOVE cats! Anyone want to share recipes?
Wildcats, Jayhawks, Buffs and Cornhuskers, all BIG bowl winners!
Women & Cats do as they like; Men & Dogs had better get used to it.
Women and cats do as they like.
Women and cats do as they like.  Men and dogs get used to it.
Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
Yeah, I love cats too...want to trade recipes?
Yeah, yeah, I love cats too.  Want to trade recipes?
Yo'momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo'momma so nasty when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
You can put your cat in the oven, but you can't call it a biscuit!
You can put your cat in the pan, but you can't call it sausage!
You IDIOT! Cats CAN'T digest SHELLFISH!
You should never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
Your cat's missing?  Have you checked my bumper?
Your mother was afraid of cats! - Al, Quantum Leap
{{{ There's feline flesh all over the road, Tom said categorically. }}}