"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."
"A genuine Felix lighter.  How illuminating" - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking" - Blofeld
"A gun and a bag of peanuts.  How original." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"A trifle overpowering, isn't it?" - 007 (Moonraker)
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock, Mr. Bond" - Hugo Drax
"And for desert, a bombe surprise." - Mr. Wint (Diamonds Are Forever)
"And here, Stinger missles behind the headlights." Q (Golden Eye)
"Are you equipped with the new XT-7B's?" - 007 (N.S.N.A.)
"As you said, such good sport." - 007 (Moonraker)
"Being cold is what keeps me alive." - 007 (Golden Eye)
"Bon appite" - 007 (Sean Coonery to piranaha - You Only Live Twice)
"Bond, what do you think you're doing?" "Keeping the British end up sir."
"But dead 007, dead." - M
"But James, I need you" - girl  "So does England." - 007
"Certainly, no sense in going off half cocked." - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
"Correction sir, I lost both legs, I did not die." - 007 (N.S.N.A)
"Could take hours sir" - Seaman  "You got a date?" - Captain (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Do expect me to talk?"   "No, Mr. Bond...I expect you to die!"
"Do me a favor James, next time pick a contact point standing up." - Felix
"Do the vodka martini's quite all the men you've killed?" - 006/Janus
"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead." - 007
"Don't press any of the buttons." - 007 (Golden Eye - New BMW Roadster)
"Elephant <spit>, we're democrats Mabel" - Sheriff J. W. Pepper
"Extortion is my business" - Ernst Stavro Blofeld (You Only Live Twice)
"Felix, don't tell me you lost her." - 007 "We lost her." - Felix
"For the gentleman, a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred" - Major Amasova
"Forgive me father for I have sinned." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals" - 007
"Funny how the least little thing amuses him." - 007 (L & L D)
"Get your clothes on and I'll buy you an icecream" - 007 (R. Moore)
"Going down, one should always be relaxed." - 007 (Sean Connery)
"Good choice, she is very sexiful." - Tiger Tanaka (Y.O.L.T.)
"Good staff is hard to find these days?" - 007 (The Spy Who Loved Me)
"Goodbye Mr. Bond, I trust you had a pleasant `fright'." - Blofeld
"Goodnight Goodnight, no need to fear for James Bond is here"
"Goodnight! Goodnight!" - M  "Goodnight sir." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Guess who's giving breast stroke lessons." - Felix
"Guns make me nervous" - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
"He always did like that mausoleum, put him in it." - Scaramanga
"He blew a fuse." - James Bond
"He did try to kill me."007 "Oh, caught you seducing his wife, did he?"M
"He had lots of guts." - 007 (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
"He's branched off." - 007 (George Lazenby - O.H.M.S.S.)
"Heartwarming, Mr. Wint." - Mr. Kidd (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Hello Felix, sorry to bother you, but I've run into a bit of a bother."
"Hello Felix, what are you doing here?" - 007
"Hi, I'm Plenty" - Plenty O'Toole * "But of course you are" - 007
"His name is Jaws, he kills people" - 007 (Roger Moore - Moonraker)
"Hit me." <smack>  "Where is Blofeld?" - 007 (Diamonds Are Forever)
"How do you kill 5 hours in Rio if you don't samba?" - 007
"I can think of something more sociable to do." - 007 (George Lazenby)
"I didn't know there was a pool down there." - Thug
"I discovered he had a crush on me." - 007 (Moonraker)
"I disregard these jibes at our equipment 007." - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"I don't see the point. <click, click> Ah, now I do." - 007
"I got me a regular Ben Hur down here, doing 95 minimum" - J.W. Pepper
"I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything." - 007
"I hope we didn't frighten the fish" - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
"I know you, you're that English secret agent from England" - J.W. Pepper
"I love you.  Repeat it please." - Moneypenny (You Only Live Twice)
"I may be small, but I never forget." - Nicknak (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"I must arange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo" - Goldfinger
"I never joke about my work, 007" - Q (Goldfinger)
"I once had a nasty turn in a booth." - 007 (Live And Let Die)
"I read it from a Russian translation of one of your service manuals."
"I realize you can't just glue the wings back on." - Felix Leiter
"I see why these packets have a government warning." - 007
"I seem to have missed desert." - 007
"I shant ask you politely next time. <punch>" - 007 (Sean Connery)
"I sure am, boy.  Ever hear of Evil Kenevil?" - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"I think he's attempting re-entry sir." - Q (Moonraker)
"I was just out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way." - 007
"I wasn't aware your expertise extended to lepodoptry." - M
"I'll just be bombing around town." - CIA  Agent "Exactly." - 007
"I'm in no mood for your juvenile quips 007" - Q (Y.O.L.T.)
"I'm sorry, field agents aren't allowed to give out endorsements" - 007
"I'm to eliminate all free radicals." - 007 (Sean Connery - N.S.N.A.)
"In order to form a more perfect union, sweetheart." - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Is he dead?" - T. Case  "I sincerely hope so." - 007
"Is my little girl hot and ready?" - 007 (Sean Connery - Y.O.L.T.)
"Is there anything you're not an expert on, 007?" - M
"Is there time before we leave for lesson number 3?" - Solitare
"It never prepared me for anything like you in a nightie." - 007
"Its a Smith & Wessen, and you've had your six. <thunk>" - 007 (Dr. No)
"James, take me around the world one more time." - Holly Goodhead
"Just a slight stiffness coming on.  Must be the altitude." - 007
"Just keep my martini cool." - 007
"Keeping the British end up, sir." - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Kindly present it to that monument in there." - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
"Let me try and enlarge your vocabulary <kiss>" - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Lets try reverse, that's backwards." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
"Look after Mr. Bond.  See that some harm comes to him." - Hugo Drax
"Love a drive in the country, don't you?" - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Made one of these for the kids last Christmas." - Q (D.A.F.)
"Making mud pies double oh seven?" - Blofeld (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Miss Anders, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 007
"Mr Bond is a rare breed.  Soon to be made extinct" - Kamal Khan
"Mrs. Bond I presume?" - 007 (Roger Moore - Live & Let Die)
"My God, you've just killed James Bond." - Tiffany Case
"My name's Bond.  And what's your name?" - 007  "Pussy Galore"
"My problem is you never do anything with me." - Moneypenny
"Names is for tombstones baby!" - Mr Big/Kanaga (Live & Let Die)
"No! No! No!  No more foreplay." - 007 (Pierce Brosnan - Golden Eye)
"Not married by any chance are you?" - 007 (Roger Moore - L & L D)
"Not what I want to get stuck with tonight." - 007
"Now be a good boy and don't play with the buttons" - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Occupation `Transport Consultant'?  That a little cute." - Tiffany Case
"Officially you won't know a thing about it, sir." - 007
"Oh no you don't.  This is no time to be rescued." - 007 (Goldfinger)
"Oh Q, shut up." - M (Bernard Lee - The Man With The Golden Gun)
"Onatopp?" - 007 (Pierce Brosnan - Golden Eye)
"People who want to stay alive, play it safe." (Countessa Theresa)
"Phu Yuk?" - 007 (Roger Moore - The Man With The Golden Gun)
"Plenty O'Toole" - Plenty * "Named after your father, perhaps." - 007
"Q, you put the Lotus back together" - 007 (R. Moore - For Your Eyes Only)
"Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on" - M
"Relax, I'm on top of the situation." - 007 (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Right idea Mr. Bond, but wrong pussy" - Blofeld  (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Same time tomorrow Mrs. Bell?" - 007 (Roger Moore)
"Secret agent!  On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!?" - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
"Shaken, but not stirred." - Major Amasova/XXX (T.S.W.L.M.)
"She's just coming sir." - 007 (The Man With The Golden Gun)
"Sheer magnatism, darling." - 007 (Roger Moore - Live And Let Die)
"Shocking.  Positively shocking." - 007 (Sean Connery - Goldfinger)
"So you're Mr. Bond.  I believe I'm having you in half an hour."
"Someone sent their brain trust to meet you." - Felix Leiter
"Something about 20 years to life, nothing important." - 007
"Something for our American friends.  Its a `Ghetto-Blaster'." - Q
"Sorry about the leg Q, skiing?" - 007 "No, hunting! <blam>" - Q
"Spare the rod and spoil the rod, eh" - Draco
"Stinging in the rain Q?" - 007 (For Your Eyes Only)
"Take a giant step for mankind." - 007 (Moonraker)
"Take the low road.  Not that low." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"That there is one of them new car boats." - State Troper (L.A.L.D.)
"That's putting it mildly 007." - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"Thats a laugh, everyone knows it builds up mussle tone." - Bibi
"Thats not funny, 007" - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"Thats the first time I tasted a woman, they're rather good." - 007
"The things I do for England." - 007 (Sean Connery)
"Then I shall cut out the white bread sir." - 007 (N.S.N.A.)
"There is no year for sherry, 007" - M (Diamonds Are Forever)
"There's never a 70 year old around when you need one." - 007
"There, there, keep you hair on." - 007 (Roger Moore - F.Y.E.O.)
"This never happened to the other feller." - 007 (George Lazenby)
"This time Q, I have the gadgets, and I know how to use them." - 007
"Toro?  Sounds like a load of bull." - 007 (Octopussy)
"Trouble keeping it up Q?" - 007 (Roger Moore - Octopussy)
"Try, try again, Mr. Wint." - Mr. Kidd (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Very novel Q.  You must get them in the stores for Christmas" - 007
"Was there ever a man more misunderstood?" - 007 (Thunderball)
"We corpses have no sense of time" - 007 (You Only Live Twice)
"We do function in your absence, 007" - M (Diamonds Are Forever)
"Welcome to hell, Blofeld." - 007 (Sean Connery - Diamonds Are Forever)
"Well he got the point" - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
"Well its a small world.  You're a Toro too." - 007 (Octopussy)
"Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs." - 007 (D.A.F)
"What a handsome craft.  Such lovely lines." - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine boy?" - Sheriff J.W. Pepper
"What nice cheeks too.  If only they were brains." - Blofeld (D.A.F.)
"What the hell can the two of you do on a train for 16 hours?" - Felix
"What would I do without you Miss Moneypenny?  Thank you" - M
"What you might call a Mexican screw-off gentlemen." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"What's the matter?" - Goodnight   "Something came up." - 007
"When necessairy, shared bodily warmth" XXX "Thats the part I like" 007
"When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures." - 007
"Where are the diamonds?" - Felix  "Alimentary, Dr. Leiter." - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Which car are we all chasin' boy?" - Sheriff J.W. Pepper (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Who would pay a million dollars to kill me?" - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Who's funeral is it?" - CIA Agent  "Yours." - Bad Guy.
"Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?" - H. Drax
"Why do Chineese girls taste different from all other girls?" - 007
"WIthout you, M fears for the security of the free world." - Nigel
"Would you settle for a tulip?" - 007 (Diamonds are Forever)
"Yes, there is something I'd like you to get off your chest." - 007
"You did want me to drop in." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
"You forget, I took a first in Oriental languages at Cambridge." - 007
"You get me the real money, I'll get you the real diamonds." - 007
"You have a licence to kill, not to break traffic laws." - Q (Golden Eye)
"You know, there is a more benificial therapy for a man's lower back"
"You may need this to play with your asp." - 007 (Octopussy)
"You missed, Mr. Bond." - Drax  <body falls from tree> "Did I?" - 007
"You never see a major taking a shower before?" - Sub Captain (TSWLM)
"You should never go in there without a mongoose." - 007 (L. & L. D.)
"You will get into anything with any girl." - Tiger Tanaka (Y.O.L.T)
"You'd be surprised what sort of ware and tear goes on in the field."
"You'll find it rather difficult to hear underwater." -007
"You're late, even from your own funeral." - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)
"You're licenced to kill, not be killed." - M (Doctor No)
"Your name is James Bond, and you've been admiring my form?" - Domino
"Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond." - Holly Goodhead
<aaaahh/splat> "What a helpful chap." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
<blam> "Mr. Fat has just resigned." Scaramanga (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
<kablam> "Well, I hope you have a car." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
<swish/tunk> "Well, he got the point" - 007 (Connery - Thunderball)