============================================ Credits: Gnu-facts by Acro/Rebels. Bug-testing by Panda in Paradise. Scrolls by a bunch of my friends. Digitizing by Monopoly in Paradise. Great fun with parties in Lomma. Loadingpicture by Uno/Scoopex. Lemming ripped by Ziphoid & Twins. Music by: Duke Ellington, Guts, Maggot, Candyman, H.I.V., Monopoly, Nizze, Ziphoid, Flex, Donald, Watchman, Tsaca, Yogi, Zeb, Mantronix, Neuman, Karsten Obarski, Xerxes, Gluemaster, Panda and Mahoney. Reset-part-music by Gluemaster. All other coding by Mahoney & Kaktus. Lovepicture held by Petra Bergquist. Great love by Helene. Alla-barn stories by everybody, most of them was made on a bus-trip to Austria (going Skiing!). Worrying by Foetus. No thanks to modemtraders screaming at me to get this from me first, to get upload-credits. Life given to me from my parents. Assembler by Promax. (I love it!) Great support by all members in Paradise (Defcon one and Defiers!). Instruments sampled by Mahoney, Glue- master, Uncle Tom, Ziphoid, Chris Korte, Romeo Knight, No limits and Maniacs of Noise. Warm valley sampled by Mahoney. Ideas by Mahoney & Kaktus. Disk support by Ziphoid. (Thanks for the 50 maxell-disks you gave me ...) TuneCruncher by Mahoney. Great friendship and support by Anders, Guts, Pjeter, Stellan, Ulrika, Angela, Jenny, Robert, Fyhn, Heidie, Helene, Josefin, Dea, Mia G., Sofie, Per, Anna-Carin, Lena, Flex, Jimmy, Patrik Schwetlowskilaininen (haha!), Ziphoid, Maria, Susanne, Elin, Polhems Getar, Xerxes, Cato, Linda, Paula, Jenny, Ann, Lotta, Jonas and all the rest of my wonderful friends .. Software used: AsmOne v1.01 by Promax (Love it!), DeluxePaint 3 (Hate it!), HMN-NoiseTracker (Love it!), Disk-salv (Hate it!), IffMaster by Arcane (Love it!), Hallonboot, digiview, lemmings, Monkey Islands (yeah!), turbo- backup, MasterSeka and MacWrite 2. Spreading by you. Great fun at the ECES. ============================================ Greetingsarna till His Masters Noise. ============================================ Computerfreaks: Alastor: still dustman, great? Acro: the master of the gnus! Artbeat: I'll call you some day, maybe we can do something together! Atom: go USA or go home! Awcy: sure looking good, go for it! Azatoth: wonderful demos you've made, something more than "Yeah! I made a vectorcube!" Azlon: jag har inga p{sar under }gonen, jag har Ica-kassar! Bacchus: strula runt som en get. Big A: det gamla betygssystemet |r avskaffat! Big Mac: burger get & Mcg}k Bl{ toppluva: getar mer |n det smakar! Boerni: life never stops, does it? Boubi: Polhems Getar flyger h}gre! Bug: rufen Sie bitte anticimex an! Candyman: utom Peter som |r tv{ meter! Celebrandbil: heard you spoke with my brother, digging Lunds University. Chris Korte: army's over now, get alive! Chrysanthemum: MeGAklOpPinG forever? Coq Rogue: go for Nyk}ping. Crab: solemn souls lost in a desert? Dagger: eeeh? Danko: sure nice works you've made, the good old 64 isn't dead yet! Dragon: grr! who's afraid of the dragon? Exolon: nice work with Startrekker, but is it worth it? check out my 'smaksak'-tracker with some four extra calculated voices, beat that! Fangoria: the scaring magazine, uuuh! Firefox: where's the fire, totally gone? Flex: ...som blev }verk}rd av en BMX!!! Foetus: hello daddy! Friday: totally muted situation. The Germ: little nasty fella. Gluemaster: fuck PC, go life! Godbrain: not much sense here. Gommolassmot v3.0: eh? that's me! Grums: what happened with our buttons? Gr|vskopa: not bad at all, 2000 points! Gully: I LOVE long letters! Guts: getarna g}kar i hallonskogen. Heffakloppen: fucking negerbullar. Iceman: cool as hell. Injun: long ago, in another dimention. Ironlord: I want that tune! Jazze: BPM, my bottom! Jesper Kyd: lovely day, dig this... Jonny: send me MORE, handsome! Kaktus: why France when there is Eskilstuna??? Larsson: you ought to be a salesman! Maggot: Polhems Getar grisar vidare! Mantronix: more than lovely! Martin Pedersen: just mentioned. Mega: eeeeh, killen flippar! Mikael Balle: drawelliwellwell. Mike: out of memory, dear fella. Monopoly: friday nights are yours! Moppe: you and Spike, strange relations! Mr. Mac: Tore |r pervers Mr. Perfect: Danish dynamite! Myggtasken: Hall{ja, jae Myggtasken! Neuman: Polhemskolan rules the world! Niall Mc Gowan: Rainbowfully yours! Nizze: piano as a pet? why not? Oberheim: it's real cult! Odie: some day, another year! Omega: Bart Simpson. Wierd! Panda: gulleplutt! Panther: hej i Lappland! Parrot: hi Clark Kent! Pecc: Pascal stinks! Photon: how's life in the deep, deep, forest? Piq: far away in time... Poseidon: we build a world of music! Prodigy: I escaped V|rnhemsskolan, phew!! Raistlin: show me France some day! RedHead: $$$ makes the world go around. Rick: come on and play some volleyball with us, it's really great! Ron: Kriiistianstad!! (l|ses med smaaul|nsk dialekt!) Sal: same message as above! Shogun: triangular music, wonderful! Sil: How's life in Norrland? Sine: coding is a hobby, not a life! Sir Gawain: Hyltebruk rulez... Slimer: German showtime! Spexhane: keep cool, Polhem shines! Spike: va faen h|nde me Bandits l{tar? Sputnik: who are you? Don't remember??? Teeme: great grafix from the land of the thousand seas. Torben Larsen: shoot'em-down! The Unicorn: it's finally ready! Tip: life is playing in V|xj}! Ucka: thanx for Ahlgrens bilar! Uno: thanks for the picture, I really love it, what about the dancing flower??? Virre: Eskilstuna concert-hall would be a great place to have a disco in! Watchman: you've got it now, pal! Wiz: Polhemskolan rules! Xerxes: Polhems Getar har roligare! Yabba: that hp-calculator belongs to the trashcan! Nice with your real-time calculated vectors on the good old 64! In 3 frames! Yogi: Polhemskolan rules! Ziphoid: I promised you the longest greeting, and here it is: Have a great night, and give Maria a big wet kiss from me, but do not forget to protect yourself, use a haklapp!!!!! Zizyphus: H|lsingborgningar p{ dej! Zymox: ... last but not least! ============================================ Computergroups: Ackerlight software, Agile, AlphaFlight, Altair, Barricade software, Celtic, Clones, Complex, CCS, Defcon One, Defiers, Dexion, Fairlight, Fist!, Horizon, Kefrens, Level one & the dream team, The Link, The Lost Boys (ST), Maffia, MeGAkLoPParNa, Megalamers, Metallians, Mute 101, NorthStar, Paradise, Paradox, Phenomena, Rawhead, Razor 1911, Rebels, Red Sector Inc., Sandl{dan, Spr|ngd Anka, Silents, Software of Sweden, Sphinx, Swampions, Sync (ST), Tommyknockers, Triad, Voice, Vortex 42 and Xakk. ============================================ Great friends & foes: Anna Bengtsson: what happened to that red hair you promised me last postcard? Anders Berkeman: my life is here! see you this summer! Anders Fyhn: summerhacking smells good! Anders Hoh: Angela is candy, you know that! Anders Lundahl: I owe you 300 skr, remember? Anders Nilsson-Stig: thank you for moral support... Andrea Holmgren: hi sweetheart! Angela Andersson: Anders is candy, eat him! Annika Johansson: no, I don't have to mention you! Annika Sanden: greet JC from me, when you can! (He isn't born yet! it's true!) Cina S}rell: I missed your birthday, sob sob! Cribban Dan{s: addicted to swimming? Ebbe: the poor old dentist, summerpal? Elin Stoltz: st{ p{ dej, annars g}r n{gon annan det Erik Persson: congratulations, an iq over 160 is nothing to play around with! Fredrik Hansson: see you some day this summer! Fredrik Tufvesson: dear ol' brother o mine, how do you survive me? Hans Ekdahl: I can jump higher than you, my hands above the net will stop you! Heidie Larsson: han |r inte din bror! Helene Everlund: you are my future! H{kan Hansson: hi hoe, continue! Jenny Andersson: am I wierd? I hope not! Jenny Arnesson: parents are there to help you, or? Jenny Sandberg: how's it going with your krasse? Jenny Sv|rd: next Thursday we'll make those photographs, I love it! Jeppe Johansson: the studio here in Staffanstorp all looks good. wonderful seeing something like that here, good luck this summer with 'Mortal Memories!' Jessi Larsson: I wanna meet you when you get home! life in California don't last forever! Jime Johansson: hi classmate! Jimmy Larsson: l{ng som en f}ljetong Joakim Falck: so, you plan to digitize some old automobiles, call me and you'll get some ancient music to it! Johan Kettisen: thanx for my Amiga! John Carehag: greet Maria from me! Jonas Eklund: We sure had some great fun when school went out at 'Chrougen'! Josefin Mandorsson: I've been thinking about you! Karin Berkeman: sekreteraren i aktiespararnas ungdomsf}renings lokalavdelning i Helsingborg, hmmmm? Lars Tufvesson: 2nd brother of mine! Lena Claesson: see you at school, lovely! play the piano for me some day! Lena Svensson: come and play some volleyball again, Mattias was there last week, bring Tomas too, he'll enjoy it! Maria M.: Hi there, John is not completely wrong, is he??? Marika M.: you owe me 30kr, grr! Marcus Nelson: Clark Kent strikes back! Mats Ekstrand: kiss Malin from me, she's worth it! Mattias Fondell: yeah, go for the army! Matti Pettersson: swimming your life away? Mi Holmstrand: so, you're a star model? that's wonderful, see you at the movies! Mia Grundstr}m: don't be shy, you can do better than that! Nicklas Larsson: burned your 8th Amiga? Ola Eriksson: 27 days to muck! Paula Kjellstr}m: this is something beautiful, Peter below sends his love! Peter Sanden: this is too something wonderful, Paula yours, go and get her! Petra Persson: nice! Pontus S|ld}d: who the hell is Christin? give me her number as she wanted! and the next time, put on enough stamps on your postcards! Rickard Nilsson: Spyken looks like a toyhouse! Sebastian Stebe: how's your synthpaper going, 1500 papers every month, that's good! Stefan Zivkovic: Polhems Getar f}rgyller tillvaron med sin existens! Stellan Bilen: alla barn var glada, utom Hanna som d|cka av en stekpanna! Ulrika S}rell: you'll get your serious talk soon! ============================================ Famous persons worth mentioning. A. Rinkey, Al Jaffe, Astrid Lindgren, Carl Bildt, Charlie Chaplin, Dave Berg, Don Martin, F. Huddleston, Hans Alfredson, His Majesty the King: Carl-Gustav Bernadotte, J.R.R. Tolkien, Larry Siegel, Lasse [berg, Richard Fuchs, Stellan Sundahl, Tage Danielsson and Walt Disney. ============================================ What about some companies? Formec Milj}, Imagitec Design, Klimabolaget AB, Psygnosis, Sierra, Swedisc and Sydsvenskan. ============================================ Out of cathegory error? City SAF radio 102.6 FM Stereo, Moderaterna, Radio AF 95.0 FM Stereo, Radio P4 99.1 FM Stereo, Reader's digest and Top Gun! ============================================ Musicians who like us: (haha) Bug, Chris Huelsbeck, Chris Korte, Codex, Coq Rogue, David Whittaker, Dr. Awesome, Firefox, Fix, Fred Hahn, Gluemaster, Godbrain, Jazze, Jesper Kyd, Karsten Obarski, Maniacs of Noise, Mantronix, Martin Galway, Monopoly, Moppe, Neuman, Oberheim, Odie, Panda, Paul van der Valk, Rob Hubbard, SCS, Tip, Tomas Lopatic, Uncle Tom, Watchman, Zeb, Ziphoid and Zymox. ============================================ REAL musicians we would like to be: ABBA, Adolphson & Falk, The Art Of Noise, Beethoven, Camouflage, Chopin, Cornelis Vreeswijk, Depeche Mode, Di Leva, Erasure, Georg Riedel, Grieg, Gyllene Tider, Harold Faltermeyer, Hansson de Wolfe United, Howard Jones, Intermission, Jakob Hellman, Jan Hammer, Jean-Michel Jarre, Jimmy Sommerville, Johan Ekelund, Kim Wilde, KLF, Kraftwerk, Mauro Scocco, Mikael Wiehe, Mortal Memories, Paul Hardcastle, Paul Young, Pet Shop Boys, Peter LeMarc, Propaganda, Ratata, Roxette, Seal, Tchaikovsky, Tears for Fears, Vangelis, Vivaldi, Yazoo and Yello. ============================================ Not to be forgotten: Things! Casio fx-115M scientific calculator, JVC PC-30, the 0.3mm leads to my pen, Philips CM 8833 personal monitor and Tac-2 (rebuilt, ofcoz!). ============================================ Our favourite cathegory: Animals! All Cows, My (non-existing) Dog, Getar, Gnuer, Grasshoppers and G}kar. ============================================ Yep! It's time for places: The Beach-church in Lomma, My bed, Br{h}gsbadet in Staffanstorp, Bus 123 to K|vlinge, The Buses in Malm}, Chrougen in Lund, Kaktus' summerhouse, Helene's place, Mahoney's summerhouse, Panda's summerhouse, Polhemskolan in Lund, P{gat{get till St{ngby, Sodom NightClub and Spyken. ============================================ Type your favourite pervert word, and you'll get a night you'll never forget! ============================================ Aase's death 01:25 Mahoney Abridge 04:25 Mahoney After midnight 02:45 Panda Akrobat 03:09 Gluemaster All times high 02:44 Xerxes Allergitestad 03:00 Mahoney Amegas 04:21 Obarski Antikaries 03:19 Panda Aqua minerale 01:44 Xerxes Be with Glue 00:38 Gluemaster Be with Mahoney 01:09 Mahoney Be with Panda 00:32 Panda Broken nails 03:59 Panda Brynolf 01:15 Panda Captain Starshine 04:17 Neuman Cecilia Lind 01:29 Mahoney Chip 03:09 Gluemaster Crystal symphony 02:33 Mantronix C.u.t 02:01 Zeb Cyan sounds of Zeb 02:02 Zeb Cyber Siriusnetic 02:24 Yogi Darkness 03:11 Tsaca Digital master 01:47 Watchman Digital touch 01:39 Watchman Digital vision 01:01 Watchman Eargasm 03:01 Panda Ekorren 00:20 Gluemaster Ett stycke husmusik 02:18 Xerxes Flight of Grud 03:46 Mahoney Fludent 0.25mg 01:52 Donald Gaffeltruck 03:40 Mahoney Gn|llspik 02:59 Flex Gommoplask 02:02 Mahoney Grannens hund 02:02 Donald Greensleeves 02:18 Gluemaster Heroplop 04:48 Mahoney H}stvisa 02:35 Mahoney Ikke advanced 01:01 Ziphoid It's real 01:24 Xerxes I'm a hedgehog 01:09 Gluemaster Jobbig 03:18 Mahoney Just a game 03:40 Mahoney Kindermedley 04:25 Mahoney Late night walk 02:00 Nizze Lepeltheme 04:36 Obarski Let's cultivate 01:38 Gluemaster Lonely 02:06 Monopoly Look around 03:10 Mahoney Look at Hubert 03:02 Mahoney Me done this too 03:27 Mahoney Moonlight shadow 01:10 Panda Moorfogging 01:23 Nizze Muppenkorva 01:52 Gluemaster New story 02:11 Tsaca Nittaku 02:33 Donald Nostalgia heaven 01:32 Zeb Not used 02:22 Gluemaster Opaque glasses 01:20 Gluemaster Operating 02:33 Mantronix Peggy go home 03:00 Mahoney Pilsner 02:04 Gluemaster Poet's rhyme 03:12 Ziphoid Prislapp 01:43 Gluemaster Questioff 02:07 Mahoney Rallyemaster 05:07 Obarski Regn och rusk 01:47 Mahoney Rektum 02:41 Donald Rotinom 02:38 Nizze Run like an egyptian 01:03 Zeb Russian-vodka 02:02 Gluemaster Sailor's hornpipe 00:36 Panda Schampoo 03:34 Mahoney She's my light 03:32 Panda Skreckeksempel 03:13 Mahoney Slabba 04:15 Mahoney Slaughter 01:53 Gluemaster Sleepwalk 04:51 Obarski Sleeze doner 03:24 Neuman Slow swagger 04:04 Yogi Surpraiz 02:00 Gluemaster Sylte baertyttetoy 02:52 Zeb The funny farm 02:01 Neuman The happy hunt 03:10 Panda The Russian bear 02:04 Ziphoid Trip on a Monday 01:02 Zeb Trubbel 03:02 Mahoney Try to memorise 02:30 Zeb Tune in minorum 03:25 Yogi Ussr 01:54 Nizze Victorium palace 02:14 Zeb Wafflehour 02:47 Mahoney+flex Wafflehour 1st 00:56 Nizze Wafflehour 2nd 00:46 H.I.V. Wafflehour 3rd 00:38 Candyman Wafflehour 5th 00:38 Maggot Wafflehour 6th 00:39 Guts Wait for Andy 02:33 Mahoney Warm valley 00:30 Duke Wings of glory 02:08 Ziphoid Wishes to you all 03:10 Gluemaster Xtra2mat 02:16 Mahone The staff of His Master's Noise. ============================================ Here is a list of those people you might want to get in touch with. This is a list of responsability. None of us are interested in swapping, got that? Alphabetically ordered a-z. ============================================ (Candyman/Paradise) Peter Tufvesson Tingbackav. 12 s-23030 OXIE Sweden ============================================ Donald of the Remedy crew: Hej. (Donald/Remedy crew) P|r Danielsson S:t J}rgens v. 17 s-29600 [HUS Sweden ============================================ Flex in Paradise: For anything... (almost!) (Flex/Paradise) Mikael Caleres Sunnanv. 21 s-22226 LUND Sweden ============================================ Gluemaster of NorthStar: Stora |lgar flyger |nnu h}gre. (Gluemaster/NorthStar) Lars Malmborg Sl|tt|ngsg. 29b s-23400 LOMMA Sweden ============================================ Guts in Paradise: Send me empty disks, because that is exactly what i'm running short of. (Guts/Paradise) Stefan Zivkovic N|mndemansv. 2 s-22378 LUND Sweden ============================================ (H.I.V./Paradise) Ola M{rtensson [ldermansv. 26 s-23030 OXIE Sweden ============================================ (Kaktus/NorthStar) Anders Berkeman Box 16014 s-25016 R[[ Sweden ============================================ (Maggot/Target) Mattias Johansson K|mn|rsv. 3b:221 s-22246 LUND Sweden ============================================ Mahoney of NorthStar: If you want to swap illegal games (0% answer, guaranteed!), drop me a letter (I LOVE long letters!) (Hi Gully & Jonny!) at this address: (Mahoney/NorthStar) Per Tufvesson Tunnbindarev. 9 s-24535 STAFFANSTORP Sweden p.s. I'm NOT interested in any letters describing the scene in Africa, nor anything else just containing information from the computerworld. That's your world, NOT mine! ============================================ (Mantronix/Razor 1911) Martin Wall Handskmakareg. 4a s-29154 KRISTIANSTAD Sweden ============================================ (Monopoly/Paradise) Robert Nilsson Baldersv. 5c s-23700 BJ\RRED Sweden ============================================ Neuman of Megalamers: MEGALAMERS funk your dada. (Neuman/Megalamers) Finn Nyman Dom|ngatan 15 s-24232 H]RBY Sweden ============================================ (Nizze/Paradise) Anders Nilsson-Stig Ryttm|starev. 10 s-23700 BJ\RRED Sweden ============================================ Panda in Paradise: I have not enough time for swapping, but if you for any other reason want to contact me, please do!!! (Panda/Paradise) Peter Sanden Box 64 s-24521 STAFFANSTORP Sweden ============================================ Tsaca of Amaze: Contact me for song-swapping with the following address: (Tsaca/Amaze) Atte Pulli Majoitusmestarinkatu 1 e 39 sf-20350 TURKU Finland ============================================ Watchman of Complex: Hello everybody! If you think you need some Watchman of Complex-like music for your software-house game, demo, musicdisk, party or birthday then just throw me a line or two at this address: (Watchman/Complex) Markku M|ki Kurikantie 19 sf-61300 KURIKKA Finland ============================================ (Xerxes/Voice) Per Swantesson Karl XI-gatan. 3a s-22220 LUND Sweden ============================================ Yogi of Megalamers: MEGALAMERS smagar dada-discon. (Yogi/Megalamers) J}rgen Nilsson Beckasinv. 14 s-24232 H]RBY Sweden ============================================ (Zeb/Panoramic Designs) Sebastian Bjoernerud 7870 Grong Norway ============================================ Ziphoid of Razor 1911: Det |r lugnt. (Ziphoid/Razor 1911) John Carehag ]stra {sgatan 11 1tr s-63225 ESKILSTUNA Sweden ============================================ Now what about that future? ================================== Is there really a future in this world? Is there any reason why we've done this for you, all for free? You know, don't you? These hours and hours consumed by this stupid Amiga, are they really worth it? We've only got one answer, and that is: ... that is: Nope! This is the very, VERY, last thing you will see from us. From now and on, our lives come in the first place, above all this shitty programming we've been doing for the last ten years. So, this text should be some kind of sad partingstory, but we do not look at it as a sad thing to do. We always wanted to do something nobody else dared to do, and the most astonishing thing is that we think we managed! I do not normally use dirty language, but in this case I have to. This fucking musicdisk has taken me over 20 months to complete, and is it really worth it? No, No, No, No, not at all! But it's all my fault, I started it, I had to finish it, and it would have been finished long ago if it wasn't for one simple rule: It must work! If it doesn't work on your computer, DON'T TELL ME!!! I don't want to know. The last eight months I've spent correcting bugs and including new bugs. I can't really understand why I didn't follow a good friends hint: To create a basic-program that randomizes some 100kb of memory, and then checks if the randomized numbers would turn up to be a musicdisk by Mahoney & Kaktus. Ok, the possibility that 100000 randomised bytes would be a working musicdisk isn't very big, but it would still be a much more comfortable way of doing this musicdisk. Some day I will try it out! Anyway, the summer is soon over, and whenever the sun was shining, you couldn't find me in front of a computer. That is the main reason for this little delay of about a year. The original release-date was October 1990. I think I failed! What happens to Mahoney & Kaktus? Well, do you know? I don't ... I (Mahoney) have recently taken over the school-magazine at our school, Polhemskolan in Lund, together with a couple of friends (Guts & Flex in Paradise, Larsson, Pjeter, Erik and Boubi/Target) and we have also started a club of humor. That is my future. Kaktus has been working at a local food-store moving bananas and apples, and has all together an all too exciting life, thereby forgetting a lot of other things, for instance his little computer. Those few days he discovers it in his cupboard he spends making mathemagic. Not much to be done there! So, the less I type here, the faster this disk will be released. If you want to check out what mathemagic is, watch the reset-part of this musicdisk. Thank you for watching, hope you like what you see, because we sure do! Have a noise day! Mahoney & Kaktus the 30th of September 1991.