@NAME sISKO
Captain
Deep Space Nine Master
Holy Captain
Big Boss !!!
Master of this great system!
The man behind this BBS!
Main Sysop
Better leave a mail to one of my CoSysops!
Better upload some really NEW files!
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@NAME BiLBo BaGGins
Commander
My other computer is another Amiga!
Thank God for Jay Miner!
Friends don't let friends use MS-DOS!
Single tasking? Just say no!
If speed kills, Windows users may live forever.
VirusScan: MS Windows found.  Delete? (Y/y)
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
WIN - The best $129 solitaire game you can buy.
Pentium compatibility test: (1.0 * X) / X < 1.0
Insufficient memory: add 4 megs and retry
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to continue.
FORTY-TWO!
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
Planet 98% full. Delete politicians? (Y/y)
The average person has one ball and one tit.
Does war decide who's right?  Only who's left.
Today is the last day of your life... so far.
Don't lend people money. It causes amnesia.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Caution: living too long may be fatal.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Your reward for a job well done: more work.
Monday is the root of all evil.
I am having an out of money experience.
Artificial Reality Test Site
It tastes just like chicken.
Earth:  Mostly Harmless.
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@NAME Fury
Amiga Lieutenant
Sysop of the Dial Hard BBS!
Natural Born Trader
Call my board, too !!!
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@NAME Bezzzerk
Amiga Lieutenant
Don`t bother me!
What do you want?
Any problem?
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@NAME SchwabenPower
Amiga Lieutenant
Write me a mail !!!
Leave me a mail !!!
Choose me instead of the others!
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@NAME Treach!
Ansi Lieutenant
Order Ansis from me!
Contra rulez!
You want a nice ASCII?
@END