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                      3o rEASONS tO cALL mETAL iMPACT
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oo. yOU wANT tO cALL  
 o1. yOU lIKE tO gET qUARTEX rELEASES fAAAAAAST!
  o2. yOU lIKE tO gET uNIQUE rELEASES wHERE tHEY oRIGINATE!
   o3. yOU lIKE tO gET bAD kARMA rELEASES wHERE tHEY oRIGINATE!
    o4. yOU lIKE -TCB!-
     o5. yOU lIKE cOLONEL
      o6. yOU lIKE dEATHRiDER
       o7. yOU lIKE hE-mAN
        o8. yOU lIKE aBRASAX
         o9. yOU lIKE eNZO
          1o. yOU lIKE aMIGA sOFTWARE
           11. yOU lIKE sNES gAMES
            12. yOU lIKE gAMEBOY/gAMEGEAR gAMES
             13. yOU lIKE sEGA gAMES
              14. yOU lIKE h/P/A fILES
               15. yOU lIKE hOT! c-64 iMPORTS!
              16. yOU aLWAYS wANTED tO cALL bELGIUM, bUT nEVER hAD a nR.
             17. yOU aLWAYS wANTED tO cHAT tO a bELGIAN, bUT nEVER cOULD
            18. yOU aLWAYS wANTED tO cALL a bLACKLISTED bBS =)
           19. yOU dON`T cARE aBOUT rATIO`S (nEITHER dO I)
          2o. yOU lIKE S!X
         21. yOU aLWAYS wANTED tO cONNECT tO a sPORTSTER mODEM
        22. yOU wANT tO eNJOY mY 9o dIFFERENT lOGON-sCREENS
       23. yOU wANT tO cALL oNE oF bELGIUM`S nICEST/fASTEST
      24. yOU hAVE tHIS sUDDEN uRGE tO cALL a bBS wITH m.I. aS iNITIALS
     25. yOU eNJOY rEDIALLING fOR 4 hRS dURING tOP bBS hOURS
    26. yOU tHINK uPLOADING iS yOUR cONTRIBUTION tO tHE sCENE
   27. yOU wANT tO mEET tHE bELGIAN "cREME dE lA cREME" sCENE-mEMBERs
  28. yOU nEED *ANY* mAJOR rELEASE oF tHE pAST dECADE
 29. yOU aLWAYS wANTED tO cALL bELGIUM, bUT nEVER hAD a nR.
3o. iF yOU hAVEN`T fOUND iT bY nOW, tHEN yOU pROBABLY wON`t cALL aNYWAY! :(

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