1c1 < CRC: 0x2B2D8A43 File: quotes.list Date: Fri Aug 25 07:20:22 1995 --- > CRC: 0x459AB9C8 File: quotes.list Date: Fri Sep 8 09:22:15 1995 3c3 < This is the Quotes List v1156 [Sat Aug 19 15:45:23 PDT 1995] --- > This is the Quotes List v1158 [Tue Sep 5 10:36:18 PDT 1995] 31,45c31,45 < Actors | Col Needham | 08/18/95 < Actresses | Col Needham | 08/18/95 < Alternative Names | Michel Hafner | 08/18/95 < Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner | 08/18/95 < Biographies | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Cast Completion | Col Needham | 08/18/95 < Certificates | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Cinematographers | Michel Hafner | 08/18/95 < Color Information | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Composers | Michel Hafner | 08/18/95 < Costume Designers | Harald Mayr | 08/18/95 < Countries | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Crazy Credits | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Directors | Col Needham | 08/18/95 < Editors | Harald Mayr | 08/18/95 --- > Actors | Col Needham | 09/01/95 > Actresses | Col Needham | 09/01/95 > Alternative Names | Michel Hafner | 08/25/95 > Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner | 08/25/95 > Biographies | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Cast Completion | Col Needham | 09/01/95 > Certificates | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Cinematographers | Michel Hafner | 08/25/95 > Color Information | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Composers | Michel Hafner | 08/25/95 > Costume Designers | Harald Mayr | 08/25/95 > Countries | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Crazy Credits | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Directors | Col Needham | 09/01/95 > Editors | Harald Mayr | 08/25/95 47c47 < Goofs | Murray Chapman | 08/04/95 --- > Goofs | Murray Chapman | 08/25/95 49,63c49,63 < Locations | Rob Hartill | 08/18/95 < Misc. Filmography | Col Needham | 08/18/95 < Movie Links | Col Needham | 08/18/95 < Movies | Michel Hafner | 08/18/95 < Plot Summaries | Colin Tinto | 08/11/95 < Producers | Andre Bernhardt | 08/18/95 < Production Companies | Rob Hartill | 08/18/95 < Production Designers | Harald Mayr | 08/18/95 < Quotes | Bob Glickstein | 07/07/95 < Ratings | Col Needham | 08/18/95 < Release Dates | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Running Times | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Sound Mix | Mark Harding | 08/18/95 < Soundtracks | Ron Higgins | 08/04/95 < Tag Lines | Rob Hartill | 08/18/95 --- > Locations | Rob Hartill | 09/01/95 > Misc. Filmography | Col Needham | 09/01/95 > Movie Links | Col Needham | 09/01/95 > Movies | Michel Hafner | 08/25/95 > Plot Summaries | Colin Tinto | 08/25/95 > Producers | Andre Bernhardt | 08/25/95 > Production Companies | Rob Hartill | 09/01/95 > Production Designers | Harald Mayr | 08/25/95 > Quotes | Bob Glickstein | 08/25/95 > Ratings | Col Needham | 09/01/95 > Release Dates | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Running Times | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Sound Mix | Mark Harding | 09/01/95 > Soundtracks | Ron Higgins | 09/01/95 > Tag Lines | Rob Hartill | 09/01/95 65,66c65,66 < Trivia | Murray Chapman | 08/04/95 < Writers | Jon Reeves | 08/11/95 --- > Trivia | Murray Chapman | 08/25/95 > Writers | Jon Reeves | 09/01/95 68c68 < --- > 99,106c99,106 < http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/welcome.html < http://www.msstate.edu/Movies/welcome.html < http://rte66.com/Movies/welcome.html < http://www.leo.org/Movies/welcome.html < http://ballet.cit.gu.edu.au/Movies/welcome.html < http://www.csl.sony.co.jp/Movies/welcome.html < http://cezanne.daum.co.kr/Movies/welcome.html < http://www.gem.co.za/Movies/welcome.html --- > http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/welcome.html (UK) > http://www.msstate.edu/Movies/welcome.html (USA) > http://rte66.com/Movies/welcome.html (USA) > http://www.leo.org/Movies/welcome.html (Germany) > http://ballet.cit.gu.edu.au/Movies/welcome.html (Australia) > http://www.csl.sony.co.jp/Movies/welcome.html (Japan) > http://cezanne.daum.co.kr/Movies/welcome.html (Korea) > http://www.gem.co.za/Movies/welcome.html (South Africa) 171a172,174 > John Adams: At a stage in life when other men prosper, I'm reduced to > living in Philadelphia. > 651a655,662 > Dillon: Why? Why the innocent, punished? Why the sacrifice? Why the > pain? There aren't any promises. Nothing certain. Only that some get > called, others saved. She won't ever know of the hardship and grief > of those of us left behind. We committ these bodies to the void with > a glad heart. For within each seed, there is a promise of a flower, > and within each death, no matter how small, there is always a new > life. A new beginning. > 711a723,728 > # All About Eve (1950) > > Addison DeWitt: You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're > magnificent! > > 1023a1041,1046 > # Author! Author! (1982) > > Travalian: No ex-husband of Gloria's ever has to apologize to me about > anything. We're like a little club. > > 1157a1181,1214 > # Barfly (1987) > > Henry Chinaski: That's it. > Wanda Wilcox: That's what? > Henry: I'm broke. Can't buy another drink. > Wanda: You mean you don't have any money? > Henry: No money, no job, no rent. Hey, I'm back to normal. > > Eddie: All you gotta do is beg for a little mercy. > Henry: Quittin' to you would be like swallowin' piss for eternity. > > Henry: Some guys really know how to get the women. > Jim: Now, you don't know how? > Henry: Hey, I can get one for ten minutes. That's my limit. > > Henry: I remember ordering ordering a draught, barkeep. What, are you > out of brew, or has that lobotomy finally taken hold? > > Eddie: I'd hate to be you if I were me. > > Old Fart: Now look. Twenty bucks for that kind of head is outrageous. > Grandma Moses: I did ya good, old fart. I did ya good. I oughta bit > your champagne cork off. > Old Fart: I'm givin' ya fifteen bucks. > Grandma Moses: Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighbourhood can swallow > paste like I can. > > Tully: Why did you send your stuff to us? > Henry: Well, I liked the title of the mag. It boggled my scrotum. > Tully: Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk. > Henry: Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a > drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth. > > 1279a1337,1341 > Monique: And that Ricky, he put his testicles all over me! > Lane Meyer: Excuse me? > Monique: Uhh, you know, like octopus... > Lane Meyer: Oh, that's _tentacle_..."nt", big difference! > 1437a1500,1506 > Deckard: Leon! > Leon: How old am I? > Deckard: I dunno. > Leon: My birthday is April 10, 2017. How long do I live? > Deckard: Four years. > Leon: More than you! Painful to live in fear, isn't it? > 1915a1985,1990 > # Breaker Morant (1980) > > Lieutenant Harry Morant: Shoot straight, you bastards - don't make a > mess of it! > > 1928a2004,2015 > # Bribe, The (1949) > > Rigby: Look, why don't you stop acting like you're alone in the > jungle? > Elizabeth: I'm not? > Rigby: OK, so you are, but you'd be surprised how nice the birds and > the beasts can be if you'll only give them a chance. > Elizabeth: Tell me, Rigby, do you fly, walk on all fours...or crawl? > > Rigby: I never knew a crooked road could look so straight. > > 1952a2040,2053 > # Brothers McMullen, The (1995) > > Patrick McMullen: What am I going to do with my life? You know I > didn't think college was actually going to end. > > Jack McMullen: I am a progressively modern, politically correct > housewife. > > Patrick McMullen: I don't need any new ideas. I'm confused enough > already. > > Patrick McMullen: Repression is not such a bad thing. > > 2054a2156,2162 > # Cabin in the Cotton, The (1932) > > Madge: I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed m' hair. > > Madge: Your head is full o' plans, isn't it, darlin', full o' plans. > > 2425d2532 < 2427a2535,2550 > Mr. Hammer: Think, think of the opportunities here in Florida. Three > years ago, I came here without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a > nickel in my pocket. > > Mr. Hammer: Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in > Florida. *Nobody* lives there. > > Mr. Hammer on phone: You want to know where you can get a hold of > Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish. > > Mr. Hammer to Mrs. Potter: Your eyes! Your eyes! They shine like the > pants of a blue serge suit. > > Mr. Hammer: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out > of bed. > 2700c2823,2825 < John Keating: Carpe diem. --- > John Keating: Why do we need language ? > Neil Perry: To communicate... > John Keating: Nooo!! To woo women ! 3613c3738,3749 < Nan to Vivian: As long as there are sidewalks, you've got always work. --- > Nan Prescott to Vivian: As long as there are sidewalks, you've got > always work. > > Chester Kent: Listen, Nan, send a new boy and girl on right away, and > make sure they're not in love with each other. > Nan Prescott: Right. > Chester Kent: Uh, get a couple already married. > > Charlie Bowers: Is there, is there anything I can do? > Chester Kent: Yeah. See that window over there? > Charlie Bowers: Yeah. > Chester Kent: Take a running jump and I think you can make it. 3640a3777,3782 > # Foreign Affair, A (1948) > > Captain John Pringle: How are things back in Iowa? > Phoebe Frost: Sixty-two percent Republican, thank you. > > 3770a3913,3924 > # Garden of Allah, The (1936) > > Domini Enfilden: What an extraordinary man. Is he mad? > Batouch: Yes, he's undoubtedly English. > > Boris Androvsky: There are things in a man's life it's best to > forget. There are dark places which should be left dark. > > Father Roubier: Take care! You've come to a land of fire. And I think > you are made of fire. > > 3946a4101,4106 > # Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) > > Moss: That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole > is a fuckin' asshole. > > 4395a4556,4560 > Heather (McNamara): Suicide is a private thing. > Veronica Sawyer: Your throwing your life away to become a statistic on > U. S. fucking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can > think of. > 4567a4733,4740 > Jackie Bangs: Now I know why they call you Pokey. > Pokey Jones: Now I know why they call you Bangs. > > Bingo Angry Woman: He must be cheating that's how. > Mr. Skin (A.K.A. Satan): Lady, you can't cheat at bingo. If you > could, I would, but you can't. I won because I was lucky--lucky to > wind up in a town full of losers! > 4592a4766,4779 > # Hold Back the Dawn (1941) > > Georges Iscovescu: Your husband? > Anita Dixon: No. No, Shaughnessy was a jockey from Caliente. Five foot > three. Once over the border, I went to a judge. I said, a woman > wants a man, not a radiator cap! Divorce granted, fifty dollars. > > Anita Dixon: All those years with all the others, I've shut my eyes > and thought of you. > > Inspector Hammock: I'll be the doggonedest dog to end all doggoned > dogs! Maybe I'm just dumb. > > 5049a5237,5241 > # Kids (1995) > > Casper: When you are young, not much matters. > > 5054a5247,5254 > # Killers, The (1946) > > Reardon: Good morning, Stella. > Stella: Good morning, dream boy. > > Kitty Collins: I'm poison, Swede, to myself and everybody around me. > > 5197a5398,5411 > # Ladies They Talk About (1933) > > [Nan calculatingly exposes her legs] > District Attorney: You're wasting that panorama on me, Nan. Save it > for Dave Slade. > > Susie: Say, there isn't any punishment bad enough for you! > Nan Taylor: Yeah? Well, being penned up here with a daffodil like you > comes awful close. > > Mustard: I'm not 'fraid of nobody in this jail. I'm doin' life and > that's all I got. > > 5211a5426,5436 > # Land Unknown, The (1957) > > Cmdr. Harold Roberts: We'll find the wreck without your help. > Dr. Carl Hunter: Maybe you will if you aren't trampled to death first > or eaten alive or die of starvation. Wait till the Antarctic night > comes and for nine months the black air hangs round you like a > rotten rag and your eyes are blinded from the dark and from your own > sweat, and you lose each other - and you're alone - alone. Do you > hear me? ...Always alone! > > 5842a6068,6086 > # Meet John Doe (1941) > > The Colonel: I don't read no papers and I don't listen to radios > either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I > don't *have* to read it! > > Long John Willoughby: Hey, stop worryin', Colonel, fifty bucks ain't > gonna ruin me. > The Colonel: I've seen plenty of fellas start out with fifty bucks and > wind up with a *bank* account! > Beany: Hey, what's wrong with a bank account, anyway? > The Colonel: And let me tell you, Long John, when you become a guy > with a bank account, they gotcha! Yes sir, they gotcha! > Beany: Who's got him? > The Colonel: The hee-lots! > > Mayor Hawkins: Walk slow, like you do when you come to pay your taxes. > > 5859a6104,6117 > # Midnight (1939) > > Eve Peabody: Well. So this, as they say, is Paris, huh? > Train guard: Yes, madame. > Eve Peabody: Well, from here it looks an awful lot like a rainy night > in Kokomo, Indiana. > > Eve Peabody: From the moment you looked at me, I had an idea you had > an idea. > > Eve Peabody at the ball: Don't forget, every Cinderella has her > midnight. > > 6161a6420,6425 > # My Bunny Lies Over the Sea (1948) > > [The Scotsman informs him he's in Scotland, not Los Angeles] > Bugs Bunny: What's up, McDoc? > > 6571a6836,6843 > > # Often an Orphan (1949) > > [Porky doubts Charlie is a Labrador retriever] > Charlie Dog: If you doubt my word, get me a Labrador and I'll retrieve > it for you. > > 6587,6589c6859,6862 < [Michael Jennings speaks about Forrest Taft] < Michael Jennings: Search down deep in your soul and think of your < worst nightmare... And that won't even come close to him when he --- > McGruder: Who the fuck is he? > Michael Jennings: You wanna know who he is? Try this: delve down into > the deepest bowels of your soul. Try to imagine the ultimate fucking > nightmare. And that wont come close to that son of a bitch when he 6590a6864,6865 > Mercenary: Hes the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so > that he can piss into your campfire! 7560a7836,7840 > # Red River (1948) > > Tom Dunson: Take 'em to Missouri, Matt! > > 8420a8701,8706 > # Something to Talk About (1995) > > Wyly King: I may have fooled around a little bit, but I've never > cheated. > > 9353a9640,9642 > Evil: Oh Benson, dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the > ravages of intelligence. > 9743a10033,10038 > # Untamed Heart (1993) > > Cindy: You are like sand in my underwear. > Jim: Ouch. > > 10023a10319,10329 > # Web, The (1947) > > Bob Regan: When I'm worth forty million dollars, I'm going to have a > secretary looks exactly like you. > Noel Faraday: Oh, my tastes are fairly simple. Twenty million would be > quite enough. > > Bob Regan: France fell in eighteen days, and you're not as tough as > France. > > 10028a10335,10341 > # Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990) > > Dinky Bossetti: Who understands ANYONE these days... who WANTS to? > Gerald Howells: Gosh, I want to kiss you so bad, Dinky... > Dinky Bossetti: It's good to want things... > > 10174c10487 < Sir Wilfred: Be prepared for hysterics and even a fainting spell. --- > Sir Wilfrid: Be prepared for hysterics and even a fainting spell. 10178a10492,10495 > > Leonard Vole: But this is England, where I thought you never arrest, > let alone convict, people for crimes they have not committed. > Sir Wilfrid: We try not to make a habit of it.