Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side.- ObiWan Kenobi
Bald spot?  No -- solar panel for brain power
Life is just one BIG beta test cycle
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it!
Two most common elements: Hydrogen and Stupidity
That's not a bug, it's a Free Enhanced Feature!
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
Only a dead fascist is a good one
Format drive UN0: name Universe FFS
Only Amiga makes it possible.
OS/2 = Half an Operating System
The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT...
50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088.
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
0x2B | ~0x2B   -Hamlet
Not tonight dear, I have a Modem!!!
DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
I understand the answers, the questions throw me.
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
Life is just one BIG beta test cycle
Me? FAT?  No, just horizontially disproportionate...
My wallet's cache is disabled.
A day without sunshine is like night.
"Computer, End program." - Barkley
This line is SHAREWARE, send 5$
Read the docs?  What a RADICAL concept!
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one?
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food.
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
Spock, I though you were dead!"    "I rebooted, Captain."
"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not Commander Riker!
Locutous for Pontiac: Excitment is irrelivent.
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons. * Spock
We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals
Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.
"What is about L'waxana Troi that makes me melt." * Odo
Whip me!  Beat me!  Make me run Windows on an XT!
For Sale:  Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work
"I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them" - Asimov
I've seen the procedure hundreds of times. - Qwark
Cardassian Cable : 4 channels? No! We have *5* channels!
"I yam Popeye o'de Borg.  Preparez ta be askimiligrated."
Sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks think about?
"Take my Worf--please." -Data
KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time!
I'm not broke, I'm `finacially challenged'.
The devil is using Windows. Still wanna go to hell ?
Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in . . . .
Scotty! I've fallen and I can't beam up!!
Windows NT. Nice Try or Not There?
i *DId* rEaD tHE DoCS; ThaT'S WHy I'm conFuSeD!
* <-Tribble  # <-Tribble after Borg assimilation.
Virus detected, delete Windows? (Y/n).
BORG spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.
640K should be enough for anyone. -Bill Gates
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
Feature : BUG with seniority.
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows NT.
Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is illegal?
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
A phaser is the universal communicator. þ Worf
Keep the country green, FUCK A FROG
The little finger says: "It's time for Rock'n'Roll"
Life starts at '030, impotence at '86
Windows is kewl, it's just missin' a panic button
The inquisitors are back, this time with Windows
C:\> delete *.*
Did you know that THIS board is the SHQ for VISAGE ?
The only way to multitask on MS-DOS, is to run IBM twice on an AMIGA
Jessica Rulez... Or should it be: 'YESica' :)
If you haven't read this you should get DSBLD by now :)
PC - the best u can get !       AFTER the AMiGA...
The Pentium can't count  HAHA
IBM - [I]dolized [B]y [M]orons