OXYMORON - Smart Pakled
Odo called.  He'll be over after he changes.
Odo is NOT shiftless.
Odo's not just a drop in the bucket.
Odo, is there any more jello in the fridge?  Odo?  Odo!?
Odo-ware: Software that configures itself to your computer!
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (now, where's Deanna Troi???)
Oh Weyr, oh weyr has my little dra gon...
Oh no, not the Bajoran death chant!
Oh where, oh where has my TNG gone; Oh where, oh where could it be?
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. - Guinan
Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?  ÄÄ Q.
Oh, you ARE the minimalist, aren't you? - K'Ehleyr
Old Vulcan Proverb "Only Nixon could go to China"
Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.
Only fools; have no fear. - Worf
Operator halted! Startrek's on!
Our five year mission, to explore and blow stuff up.
PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY ASS! Phasers on maximum!  Load photon torpedoes!
Pain:  Giving a Klingon a noogie.
Perhaps they have run out of people to kill. - Riker
Perhaps this is not a good place to talk. - Pardek
Perhaps you would be happier with a new job. - Data
Permission to clean up the bridge, sir. - Worf
Phasers on stun, O'Brien... I want that vole taken alive! - Sisko
Picard to Singer repairman: Make it sew.
Picard! You cheated! I'm impressed! - Q
Played poker w/ Tarot cards. Got a flush & 5 people died.
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons. ÄÄ Spock
Political Correctness is a Borg plot.
Put your foot where it didn't belong; eh? - Picard
Q - "I feel pain.  What's the word?  'Ow?'"
Q wants to do something NICE for me. I'll alert the crew.
Q-Tip: Advice from the Continuum.
Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them.
Quantum Trek: Time travel with a twist!
ROBIN'S LAW #104:  Shut up Wesley...
Raw Data: A naked android.
Real men don't set phasers on stun.
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
Red is not my color.   Data
Resistance is futile, if < 1 ê
Riker to Enterprise:  Beam down Troi and a six pack!
Riker to Holodeck: "Woman, 23, Hot."
Riker! Stop looking at Deanna's cleavage!
Riker: If it becomes necessary to fight, can someone find @N@
Robosmurf vs the Rabid Tribbles II in 3-D
Rule #1: There is an exception to every rule.
SPOT,... COME HERE!!  -- Worf.
ST:DS9 meets Space 1999: Odo + Maya = Love at first ooze
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim
Scotty! HURRY!! Beam me^*·_£ *NO CARRIER*
Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message.
Scream These 5 Words : "I Want Deanna Troi Naked."
Screw the Prime Directive!  Give the Borg Windows 3.1 !!
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
See Spot run...See Spot play with phaser...See Spot die!
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain.
Shall I guess your dreams?  Riker
Shall I leave you two alone? - Riker
She's dead Jim..Still warm though.  Flip ya for her?
Shut off that damn noise. - Picard
Shut up kid. - Guinan
Simple... Just do this... <universe ends> þ Wesley
Sir!  Warp core breach imminen..#$#@ NO CARRIER
Sir, We are receiving 285,000 Hails. þ Crusher
Sleep, Data! - Picard/Locutus
So Worf the Lizard King chases Picard the Marmot...
So, you want to pilot a starship?  Better eat your Wheaties.
Some humans have a short fuse; Klingons have NO fuse.
Someone's got to kill all of those rumors. - Wesley
Sounds like they don't want to be identified. - Geordi
StarFleet Express, accepted at more places than MasterCard.
Starfleet Security--the few, the proud, the expendable.
Starfleet Security: Ours not to reason why. Ours but to scream and die
Stay awake. That's an order. - Picard
Stewart, Sirtis and el Fadil: Bri-i-i-its I-i-i-in Spa-a-a-ace!
Still climbing the evolutionary ladder? - Q
Stop smirking Number One. - Picard
Superior ability breeds superior ambition--Spock
Support your local Star Fleet Medical examiner, die strangely.
Sure, Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?
Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast! - Picard
Swooosshh ===__-+-  Ooops ran into a Borg wall.. [][][][]
TGBOTG - The Great Bird Of The Galaxy
TOS, TAS, TNG, STV, DS9, DSV, ... Oops!
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
Take my Worf, please! - Data
Tamarian mugger: "Timba, his arms up, NOW, suckah!"
Tardis Express þ When it absolutely has to get there yesterday!
Tasha Yar Supports Data Entry
Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry...it never happened!
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Terry Farrel's de-evolution- Tyrannosaurus Dax
That is impossible. My timing is digital. - Data
That self-righteous doo-gooder.  Q
That was more than your job. You enjoyed it. - Picard
That was setting 1. Want to see setting 2? - Guinan