I just stood there grinning like an idiot. -- Picard
I keep missing Bill but with this laser sight....
I know the Captain's orders -- Engage. ÄÄ Riker
I like my species the way it is. ÄÄ Worf
I like to think that there are always possibilities.
I liked him better before he died. ÄÄ McCoy
I must try to mind meld with it. - Spock
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Deanna
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. - Picard
I sense a commercial coming, everythings fading to black. - Troi
I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir. * Data
I survived torture.  I'm ready to date Lwaxana. -Picard
I think I'll go write that letter. * Riker
I think he did a little too much LDS. - Kirk
I understand your concern. Request denied. - Data
I usually know their thoughts before they do. * Lwaxanna Troi
I want them on the screen; and I want them now! - Riker
I was joking, Tosk.     I could not tell, Oh-Brien.
I will endeavor to speed up the process sir. - Data
I wish I had a snappy Trek Message to put here...
I! finally! learned! to! punctuate! Kirk's! sentences!
I'll say this for him, he's consistent. - Kirk
I'll tell you this once. It never happened. - Tasha
I'm here to relax. Not to dodge bullets. - Picard
I'm sorry. I will not look in your direction. - Data
I'm the Doctor... gotta love me! - Bashir
I've fallen, and I can't BEAM UP!
I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. - Khan
IDIC - Infinite Diversity, Infinite Combinations
If I leave; the town goes with me. - Picard
If Q were castrated, Would he become O?
If it grunts like a pig -- it must be Klingon
If they part out the 1701-D, I claim to the Cores, Warp and Computer
If winning is not important, then why keep score? -- Worf
If you call your doctor Bones, YMBAT
If you give Capt. Picard a comb, he'll never part with it.
If you prick me, do I not...  Leak? -- Data
If you see a tribble with a sash across its shoulder--worry.
If you want to live, NEVER EVER give a noogie to a Klingon!
In Trek, there's always another YATI around the corner.
In simpler language Captain. They drafted me. - McCoy
Insert disk with \HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
Is it me, or does Perot look like a Ferengi?
Is that a tribble on your head or is this a Bad Hair day?
Is that intended as a threat? - Picard
It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain! - Data
It is not possible to hurt me in that fashion - Data
It's a shot in the dark, but for now it's the best we can do - Geordi
It's green" - Scotty (ST:TOS) & Data (ST:TNG)
It's like working in a damned computer center. - McCoy
It's time for TRILL!  The game show where YOU'RE the host!
KPLA, Radio Klingon -- all glory all the time!
Keptin, it's an inwisible moderator decloaking...
Kira and Bareil when the station shook. Tamarian romance novel.
Kirk -- "Darn it Scotty! Beam up the rest of me!"
Kirk does S&M: Beat me up, Scotty.
Kirk to Enterprise... Kirk to Enterprise... Damn, It's busy...
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace:  Let us prey...
Klingon philosophy: Do unto others.  (Period!)
Klingon prompt: Strike any user when ready.
Klingons do not surrender their weapons.  Lursa
Life in trek is great, life on earth is death
Locate Cmdr Riker!'  'Bad command or filename'
Look who's here. - Riker
Mail Reading halted! Star Trek's on!
May I at least watch? - Okona
Maybe we should postpone the war. - Riker
Meanwhile; sit here and learn something. - Picard
Millenium Falcon here: Who're those bozos in the cubes?
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter   Picard
Mr. Worf! Set phasers on DEEP FRY!!!!
Mr. Worf, Fire At will. <THUMP> Sorry, Commander....
Mr. Worf, fire at will.   *>BZZT<*    Hey, where's Riker?
Mr. Worf, fire at will. ... Which one sir?
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@ ... Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the message reader!   ...Zzzzza
Mr. Worf, it seems Alexander shows a fondness for Spandex
Mr. Worf, show these children the airlock - Picard
Mr. Worf? Chief of security. The big guy who never smiles?
My friends... to the future... the Undiscovered Country..
My only regret is dying and finding YOU here. - Picard
My other computer looks just like Brent Spiner.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship.
Never try to Mentally undress a Betazoid.
New Borg Software Package : Locutus 1-2-3
Next week on Babaloo 5: Lucy visits a space station.
No matter how bad I think it is. It's worse?. - Riker
No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai.
No one knows the Tribble I've seen..
No way. Someone's got to keep an eye on him. - McCoy
Non-Trekkers of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
Not even a bite on the cheek for old times' sake?
Not now dammit. - Picard
Now that's sex appeal. - Okona
Now the war can continue. - Gowron
Now we've got them right where they want us. -Kirk ST I: TMP
Nuke Barney from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.
ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive.
OXYMORON - Ferringi Research Vessel