Dangerous Job #?: Klingon Podiatrist Dangerous Job #?: Klingon Proctologist Dangerous Job #?: Live Target at a Klingon Phaser Range Dangerous Job #?: Red Shirt Security Officer Dangerous Job #?: Starship Outside Window Cleaner Data - "Anyone seen Spot" Geordi - "Yeah, check the warp coils" Data does it in serial... --Tasha Yar Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc. - Deanna Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer. Data! I thought you were dead! No, Sir. I rebooted. Data's Addiction: Switching his power from AC to DC! Data- "Computer, feline supplement #4." Computer- "TWEET,TWEET" Data/Spock '96 the Logical Choice! Dax - n., having or to have a large tapeworm. Dax, I just put another shrimp on the barbie. Dax ? Dax?! Dax: No Julian, you CAN'T see if the spots go all the down. Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac. Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program. -Barclay Deanna, do you have to wear those spurs to bed? Ä Riker Dear Jean-Luc. Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash Q Deep Space 9: To Boldly Sit Where No One Has Sat Before... Definition of sheer terror : Ensign Ro with PMS... Did ye say "scotch", Cap'n? Warp 10 comin' right up! Didn't your mother teach you any manners. - O'Brien Die well. - Worf's brother Kern Do not be fooled by her looks. - Worf Docking Starships involves berth control. Does Spock use pointed Q-Tips? Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Does the Enterprise have Fahrvergnugen? Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, Leonard ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't you see? That's why we get along so well. - Vash Drive Not Ready: (Align coils (R)etry (G)o to impulse (C)all Geordi Dust-balls: The cheap man's Tribble ERROR: ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it (Y)es (N)o (R)etry? Eat quadro-triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong! End transmission ........ ^&#^_&$(@! NO SUB-SPACE CARRIER .... Energize! said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared... Ensign Crusher, check that leaking warp core please. Ensign Ro assimilated is ... Bajoran Borg Everybody remember where we parked. -- Adm. Kirk, STIV Excuse me, is that a toupee or do you have a tribble on your head Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment ! - Worf FOLGERS TEA, good enough to be served in Starfleet's finest starships. Fascinating. Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny. Fire, Mr Worf! [Worf picks up extinguisher] For all things, there is a first time. - Spock For this season lets rename NCC-1701D to U.S.S. Boobyprize Forget the Prime Directive - Let's kill something. Fundamentally, I'm an optimist. - P. Stewart Fuzzy logic: A Vulcan contemplating a Tribble Gene Roddenberry showed us the future...Make It So! Give it everything you've got LaForge! -Riker Go back, or thou wilt most certainly die! - Q Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'... Happiness is a warm phasar. Happiness is having ALL Star Trek shows on videotape! Have you hugged your PHASER today? Haven't you seen a woman before? - Brenna He is biting that female! - Lall He was the most...Human. - Kirk He's dead, Jim! Tell the Klingons that dinner is served He's dead, Jim, tell the Klingons that lunch is served. He's dead, Jim. Ensign Dahmer, stop that! He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. He's dead, Jim. Uhm... Are you as hungry as I am? - Bones He's not exactly firing on all thrusters. - McCoy Hello again, Doctor. Just checking to see if you are in your office. Hey you, watch me pull a tribble out of my hat! Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a Romulan out of my hat...... NO CARRIER His pattern indicates 2-dimensional thinking. - Spock Holodeck computer...end Clinton administration program. Honest, Kira, I was just looking at your combadge! Honor has nothing to do with it. Bend over. Picard How come I can never find Troi when I'm angry at her? How do I set my phaser to SLOW PAINFUL DEATH? How does a Warp engine work? You say Engage. How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-ASIM-IL8. - Borg Huge tag collection: He's dead, Jim... in 1,976 languages & dialects Huh? I've yet to see a Klingon with a beer gut and a pony tail. Humans make illogical decisions. - Spock I am not a man! - Worf I am the Goddess of Empathy... Muzzle it! - Troi I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder. - Guinan I brought back a souvenir. - Geordi I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease. Beverly I can't believe you did that. - Riker I did not come here to discuss your wife. - Picard I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! Wesley I don't handle ... delicacy very well. - Odo I get the feeling; your friend doesn't like me. - Picard I got drafted for gods sake! - Bones, ST:TMP I had no idea it was such a ritual. - Riker I have been, and always shall be your friend. - Spock I have neither the inclination nor the time. - Kzinsky I heard that you got grounded. - Guinan I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. - Picard I just see a different big picture. - Picard