An answer. I don't know the question. - Kirk And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh... And the only thing the Borg left was this here IBM... And the only thing the Borg left was this here Tandy... And the only thing the Borg left was this here Timex Sinclair... And then the Borg invented the Amiga... And you want to be as stupid as them? * Lore Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Anyone can turn DATA off...Only Tasha can turn DATA ON!! Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you. Are you children alright? - Picard Aren't you supposed to be dead? -Kirk ST:II As I take note of this.. dead man. - Geordi At least we know there's someone out there. - Picard Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals. - Data BORG Virus detected. (A)ssimilate (Y/y/y) Baby needs a new pair of shoes. - Data Bashir Burger: Just a burger, but thinks it's a Big Mac. Be braver - join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team. Be suicidal - join the Klingon Rollerball Team. Be vewy, vewy quiet; I'm hunting Womulans! Beam me aboard, Scotty! ... A 2x4 or a 1x6, Sir? Beam me aboard, Scotty. Sure. Will a 2x4 do? Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beer. Budweiser. Cold. - Riker Being one too many, Ensign Extra is booted off the Enterprise. Betazoid Wedding Dress......Can't beat the price! Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on. Binary Choir = 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1. Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye! Boldly going forward because we can't find reverse. Bones, give me a reading. It appears to be a tagline, Jim .... Borg Bumpersticker: I'd rather be assimilating. Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated! Borg Luminary Reference Work: Who's Hugh? Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Tagline theft is futile. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation. BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. BorgDOS 1.0 : Your utilities will be assimilated! BorgDos 1.0 : Irrelevant Command Or Filename. (A)ssimilate (D)estroy? Borgasm, n. The ecstacy of being assimilated. Borger King: Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Boy Data, you look great in a push-up bra! - Riker Boy Trekkie meets Girl Trekkie -- Object: Tribble Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot! - Guinan Brannon Braga, when the plot fell apart- Tamarian review of bad TNG. Break up, you look like a cadet review! - Kirk But I never wanted to compound one illusion with another. Data But at least they're not new enemies. - Picard But boys will be boys. - Beverly But, I DO know everything. - Q. DH0: DELETE DH0:REALITY DH0: COPY DH0:/TREK DH0: CAUTION: We have a trigger-happy Klingon at Tactical California Trek: The Trouble with Trembles Captain! The spell checker canna take much more of this! Captain, Ensign @LN@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again! Captain, I need to kill someone. - Worf Captain, I sense a millions of people staring at my chest. Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris. Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella. Captain, we've found a robot tailor. Make it sew! Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? - Worf Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows? - Worf Captain. One. Harmless. Little. Tribble. - Cyrano Jones Captin, the modem can't take much more of this! Cause-&-Effectergizer: "They keep dying & dying & dying.... Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek Chocolate is irrelevant. -- Oh no! The Borg got Troi! Chocolate is serious business. - Deanna Closed minds have kept these two worlds apart. - Spock Com badge, what com badge? We don't need no stinking com badges! Come on, not again! Geordi Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. Soren Computer, Run holodeck simulation "McKinney 1", Dr Crusher in shower Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE --entire Enterprise crew Computer, shut this bloody thing off! -- Mr. Scott Computer; you and I need to have a little talk. - O'Brien Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/min. Constipated Pakleds: We look for things, things to make us go. Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. Counselor, can I, uh, use you com-badge? ÄÄ Riker. Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow Wesley Counselor, it's an Academy game: Hide the salami - Wesley Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty. --Troi Cut life support to all quarters with children - Picard DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android DATA!?! What are you doing to that cat? Troi DS9: To boldly orbit where lots of Cardassians have orbited before. Damn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor ... Damn it Captain, I am an android, not a calculator - Data Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tagline... Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a text editor! Damn it Jim, I'm a programmer, not a decorator! Damn it Jim, I'm am Alzheimer's Patient, not a...uh..umm Damn it, Bones, I'm a commanding officer, not a writer! Dangerous Job #?: Impulse Engine Exhaust Inspector Dangerous Job #?: Klingon Dentist