I am SIMMS of Borg...prepare to be RAMmed. I am Sagan of Borg. We've assimilated BILLions and BILLions... I am Salemi of Borg. DS9 is irrelevant. Flames are futile. I am Salemi of Borg. DS9 is irrelevent. Complaints are futile. I am Scooby Doo of Borg- Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!! I am Scotty of Borg þ I canna' change the laws of assimilation! I am Taz of Borg. RGGL XFFT NIZZT!!!! I am Vader of Borg. Luke -ssss- you will be assimilated. I am Vader of Borg. Luke, come to the dark side of assimilation I am Victor of Borge, I assimilate pianos and telephones I am Yoda of Borg. Asimilate you I will, Yes. I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will... I am Zirofsky of Borg. I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland. I am the Wicked witch of Borg. You will be assimilated, my pretty! We are Beavis and Butthead of the Borg--Resistance Sucks! We are Bob and Doug of Borg, eh? Prepare to be assimilated you hosers! We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!! We are Fudd of Borg. Wu will be Assimwuulawetted! We are Pakleds of Borg. We assimilate things to make us go. We are Southern Borg - Y'all'll be assssimilated, y'hear. ROA#1 Once you have their money, never give it back. ROA#6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. ROA#7 Keep your ears open. ROA#9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. ROA#16 A deal is a deal. ROA#21 Never place friendship above profit. ROA#22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind. ROA#31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. ROA#33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss. ROA#47 Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. ROA#48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. ROA#57 Good customers are as rare as latinum... treasure them. ROA#59 Free advice is seldom cheap. ROA#62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit. ROA#76 Every once in a while you declare peace. ROA#103 Sleep could interfere... ROA#109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. ROA#112 Never have sex wIth the boss' sister. ROA#139 Wives serve; brothers inherit. ROA#194 It's good business to know customers before they come in. ROA#214 Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. ROA#285 No good deed goes unpunished. "Beam down Luxanna & a cup of Earl Grey...I'm feelin frisky!" Picard "Bloody Hell!" - O'Brien "Borg? I don't see any &)*^$ NO CARRIER "Bother," said Pooh, pulling a tribble from his honey pot "CAUTION: We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical!" "Comfortible Chair." -Worf "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" -- General Chang "Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." Troi "Deanna, do you like to... experiment?" - Beverly "Do you want a lapful of hot Odo?" - Quark "Fire Mister Worf!!"-Picard "So. Five card stud. Nothing's wild. And the sky's the limit." "He's my Number One dad." Picard "Hey, Worf ...I hooked Data up to a modem ...Wanna See?" "Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Saavik "I don't know... Federation medical secrets?" Dr. Bashir "Lieutenant, prepare to beam Guinan into the Romulan warp core..." "Lower the shields, Worf! Just pretend like they're not there, #1!" "Now Wes, this is the air lock" "Oops!" "Sir, I have ruled. Please sit down." - DATA "Sir, we are receiving 285,000 hails." - Lt. Crusher "Tea, El Grey, Hot."-Picard "Ale, Klingon, Lots."-Kirk "The only one who can destroy your Tasha now, is you." Q "Warp 7. Engage."-Picard "I cannot. It is over the speed limit."-Data "What do you mean, 'sense this!'?" - Troi "What we need is hard Data." - Tasha "What's so damn troublesome about not having died?" Admiral McCoy "With an arm full of this stuff, I wouldn't be afraid of a super-nova" "no wonder you ended up with Picard." Q "Go away." Vash <<< cloaked tagline >>> Picard to Enterprise ATH NO CARRIER @N@ was seduced by the Quark side of the Force: Latinum. A Klingon vessel is decloaking off our port bow, compliments of Gowron A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble. A lot has changed in the last 300 years. * Picard A meeting that will last no longer than 3 minutes. - Kirk A phasar on stun is like a day without orange juice. A phaser is the universal communicator. - Worf A simple yes would have sufficed. - Picard A surprised Data is propositioned by the ship's computer. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the Lowenborg! AT&T Subspace : The next best thing to beaming there. ATTENTION: Baby Seal Clubbing at 8:00 PM tonight in holodeck 3! After three days of intense pain, the snake died. * Riker Air Geordis TNG Footwear Alexander, beating Worf's head -- "NOT the *MAMA*!!" All I need to Know about life I learned from Star Trek All men ARE brothers. - Kirk All of this may mean something. - Picard All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive? All this passion over a machine? * Phillipa Louvoure All's well that ends well. -Poe. Bother. -Pooh. Ambassador: A battleship, and doesn't care who knows it! Amish Star Ship Captain: To the ship, beameth me up,brother Scott! An android chaperone? * K'Ehleyr