"You forget, Jean-Luc, you destroy humanity." - Q "Geordi, it's like you're growing new eyes." - Crusher "In English, Data." - Crusher "Mr. O'Brien, what is the size of the anomoly?" - Picard "Worf, signal our surrender." - Captain Beverly Picard I had a feeling you weren't going to listen to me.-Riker "The Pasteur's core is going to breach!" - Picard "It's a pretty big decision, Jean-Luc." - Q "Don't you recognize your own stomping ground?" - Q "You see this? This is you. I'm serious!" - Q "Congratulations." - Q to Picard "Computer, where is Admiral Riker." - Picard "It's been going on for twenty years." - Riker "I tried at Deanna's funeral." - Riker "Oh, yeah? Well, he wasn't the only one." - Riker "I didn't want to admit it was over." - Riker "Ensign. How do I get to Ten-Forward?" - Picard "Dammit, I'm not stupid! - Picard "Worf, we could use a hand." - Admiral Riker "Initiate warp shell." - Picard "Two down, one to go." - Q "But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q "The continuum didn't think you had it in you." - Q "Well, you're here, aren't you?" - Q "You had a hand in helping me get out of this." - Picard "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc?" - Q "See you... Out There." - Q "Four hands in a row. How does he do it?" - Worf "Would you care to deal, sir?" - Data to Picard "I should have done this a long time ago." - Picard So, five-card stud, nothing wild, and the sky's the limit "Five card stud, nothing wild, and the sky's the limit." "...and the sky's the limit." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard "It's a letter of the alphabet, as far as I know." - Yar "Captain, could I play some jazz?" "Make it soul, No. 1." "ON-SCREEN! ON-SCREEN! LET'S SEE IT!" - Picard <- There WAS a tribble there. Stop that Klingon!!! Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye! Data 2 Betazoids walk into a bar. One says I'll have the same. # of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000 #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA. -= Bajorans don't like it when you yank their chains =- -= Late Score: Deep Space 9 Babylon 5 :Late Score =- I am Al Bundy of Borg - "Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?" I am Al Bundy of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.... I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile? I am Barney of Borg. I assimilate you, you assimilate me... I am Barney of Borg......Sesame Street is irrelevant... I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless I am Barney of Borg: We are a happy collective! I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you? I am Bashir on Borg: I'd be hostile to if my poop was cubed! I am Bates of Borg. You will be assimilated... during dinner. I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant... I am Betazoid, hear me empathize! -Troi I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim. I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Nyah, what's up collective? I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them! I am Buster Borg. - And I am Babs Borg. - No Assimilation. I am Butthead of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated ass-munch. I am C-3PO of Borg. Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh, my!! I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not! I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is insurable! I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation. I am Clinton of Borg. Your wallets will be assimilated. I am Col Clink of Borg. Hogan, resistance is irrelevant. I am Cool Hand of Borg. What we have here is a failure to assimilate. I am Einstein of Borg - Space/Time is irrelevant I am Elmer of Borg. Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet, I'm assimiwating wabbits! I am Elvis of Borg. Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated. I am Flanders of Borg. hididdlydo, It's time to assimilate, neighbor. I am Flinstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated. I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo. I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevent. .... I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE! I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated. I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-.....ooooh donuts... I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimilated...DOH! I am Idiot of Borg - Lights are irrelevant ... ... I am Jadzia of Borg. No,Julian, I will NOT assimilate you! I am Kira of Borg. ... Now there's a terrifying thought!!! I am Letterman of Borg. Top 10 reasons resistance is futile: I am Lorana Bobbit of Borg. I will amputate your... I am McCoy of Bo...Damnit! I'm a doctor, not a collective! I am McCoy of Borg: I'm an Assimilator, dammit, not a Doctor! I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated. I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me. I am Number 6 of Borg. Why I resigned is irrelevant. I am Odo of Borg. Prepare to be assim... (Hour16) I am Paul Simon of Borg. ... must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover. I am Perot of Borg: Reistance? Now that's just sad ! I am Picard of Earth. Assimilation is futile. We will resist you. I am Piller of Borg. Who the hell assimilated Berman! I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey ! I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated. I am Pythagoras of Borg. Distance is irrelevant. I am Quayle of Borg. Spelung is irelevante. I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated . I am Rodney Dangerfield of Borg. I get no resistance.