Not now dammit. - Picard I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. - Khan Do not be fooled by her looks. - Worf We will be victorious at any cost. - Worf Now that's sex appeal. - Okona There will be no terrorist attacks today. - Picard This will be an unusual log entry. - Picard We don't have time for these games. - Riker Stay awake. That's an order. - Picard I'll say this for him, he's consistent. - Kirk Which of these would look best on me naked? - Lwaxanna At least we know there's someone out there. - Picard That was setting 1. Want to see setting 2? - Guinan They would rather kill each other than any of us. - Data You stuck this damned thing in my head. Remember? - McCoy They were going to argue till hell froze over. - Riker What do you expect? It is a computer. - Worf You wanted to make it law. Make it a good one. - Picard BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n] Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi I am Fourth Doctor of Borg. Your jelly babies will be assimilated. "...but it is not inevitable that a man become a sword." "Sorry. I didn't mean to hit >YOU<." - Alexander "I don't wanna be a warrior!" - Alexander "He is learning. He could be better." - Worf "Stop! I am your son! I am Alexander!" - Alexander "What are you saying?" - Worf "...and then you howled with rage." - Alexander "You cannot tarnish a rusted blade." - Worf "I could have seen you on the Home World." - Worf Bashir on Borg: I'd be hostile to if my poop was cubed! ...We are Fudd of Borg. Wu will be Assimwuulawetted! Confused? Call Counselor Troi @ 1-900-NCC-1701. $1.95/m I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey ! That's no tagline ! It's Odo ! Millenium Falcon here: Who're those bozos in the cubes? We have engaged the Borg. Wedding is next Friday. I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts... "Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared.. I'm Buggs Bunny of Borg. Nyah, what's up collective? "Ummm, Trouble with grammer have I! Yes!" - Yoda Data- "It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!" ATTENTION: Baby Seal Clubbing tonight at Holodeck 3! "Bother," said Pooh, pulling a tribble from his honey pot Today is a good day to die, but tormorrow may be better ! Damn it Jim, I'm am Alzheimer's Patient, not a...uh..umm Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is usles Vader of Borg-Luke,come to the dark side of assimilation. A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes. Our five year mission, to explore and blow up stuff. Mr. Worf, it seems Alexander shows a fondness for Spandex KPLA, Radio Klingon - all glory all the time ! I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me. Mr. Worf, show these children the airlock - Picard "Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment !" - Worf Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship. Dax, I just put another shrimp on the barbie. Dax ? Dax?! I am Perot of Borg: Reistance? Now that's just sad ! Tamarian mugger: Timbir, his arms up, NOW! Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this t-shirt "It was... VERY stimulating." - Worf "That was an interesting program." - Troi to Worf "Counselor. What's today's date? The date?" - Picard "Hello, Captain. Or is that Ambassador?" - LaForge "How long has it been?" - Picard "Nine years." - LaForge "My wife is quite a gardener." - LaForge "Brett is applying to Starfleet Academy next year." - LaForge "This is not my time. I don't belong here." - Picard "He's still at Cambridge, isn't he?" - LaForge "I WANT TO SEE DATA!" - Picard "Yes. Data. We'll go see Data." - Picard "Look like a bloody skunk." - Jessel "That's the Data that I remember." - Picard "We will get to the bottom of this." - Data "You heard him!" - Tasha Yar "We're on our way, Chief." - Picard "I'm sorry. 'Be prepared to take command.'" - Riker "Milk. Warm. A dash of nutmeg." - Crusher "What? Hey. Beverly." - Picard "You said yourself, this is only a possibility." - Picard "I was in the past again. What's going on?" - Picard "Dammit, Geordi, I know what we have to do." - Picard "The Klingons have taken over the Romulan Empire." - Picard "Contact Admiral Riker, Starbase 247." - Picard "Computer, restore holographic image." - Data "We could arrange passage aboard a medical ship." - Data "Data, find the USS Pasteur." - Picard "But then I never could say no to you." - Crusher "So, you kept the name." - Jean-Luc to Beverly "Maintain this position. I'll be in my ready room."-Picard "Mon capitaine. I thought you'd never get here." - Q "It's 'Judge Q' to you." - Q "Must you be so linear, Jean-Luc?" - Q "The trial never ended, Captain." - Q "I have only myself to blame, I suppose." - Q "Set a course for the Devron system, Warp 13." - Bev Picard "I like it already. Agreed." - Tomolak "On-screen! On-screen! Let's see it!" - Picard "There is an answer, Jean-Luc, but I can't hand it to you." - Q