We are TEC of Borg : Flemish jobs are irrelevant. VanHool is futile.
We are BRTN of Borg : Ratings are irrelevant.
We are BRTN of Borg : Popular programs are irrelevant.
We are BRTN of Borg : Reruns... Reruns... Reruns... are irrelevant
I am Salvator Dali of Borg : War kisses umbrella
I am Smurf of Borg : Smurfistance is futile
I am Smurf of Borg : Gargamel is irrelesmurf
Church Lady of Borg : Who could have assimilated me... Perhaps.. SATAN ?
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg : Resistance is ehh... I forgot...
I am La Cicciolina of Borg : Clothes are irrelevant
I am Q : Borg are irrelevant, and so are you mon capitain !
I know why Arnold Becker keeps winning cases on LA Law... He's a Q !
Damn Cardassian message editor... [THUMP]
I am Hugh of Borg, publisher of PlayBorg magazine
If you say "Make it so" when the waiter suggests today's special, YMBAT
If you say "Coffee, black, two sugars" to the coffee machine, YMBAT
If you run into elevator doors because they don't open automatically, YMBAT
If you started making a Bajoran chain from paperclips, YMBAT
If you hope the remote would fire a phaser beam instead of IR, YMBAT
Hanz und Franz of Borg : All we want to do is assimilate [CLAP] you up !
I am Sylvester Stallone of Borg : Yo, you guys are gonna be assimilated !
Special Agent Cooper of Borg : Damn good coffee, Diane, but irrelevant
I am Moderator of Borg : Toaster vs. SGI is irrelevant
I am Militant PC User of Borg : Reason and logic are irrelevant
I am Toaster of Borg : Moderators are irrelevant
I am Warp 13 of Borg : Consistancy is irrelevant
I am Okuda of Borg : Consistancy is irrelevant
I am Okuda of Borg : Sponsoring is irrelevant (tagline made on a Mac II)
I am Macintosh of Borg : Click the Cube icon to begin assimilation
DOS of Borg : Run C:\BORG\ASSIMIL\HUMANS\BEGIN.EXE to begin assimilation
I am Windows of Borg : Click the Cube i@%$£ VIRUS FOUND Assimilation aborted
I am Bill Gates of Borg : Speed and ease of use are irrelevant
I am Bob Berkowitz of Borg : Today we discuss the pleasures of assimilation
Lost TNG episode : "The Outrageous Okuda"
I am Wayne of Borg : Resistance is futile... NOT!
I am Wayne of Borg : Resistance is futile... Syeahh ! Rright !
We are Wayne & Garth of Borg : Extreme assimilation ! Whaaaaaaaahhhh !
I am David Caruso of Borg : Buttocks are irrelevant
I am Warp 9,999999... of Borg : Moderators are irrelevant
I am Moderator of Borg : O'Brien's rank is irrelevant
I am Mr. Brain of Borg : Resistance is for IDIOTS !
I am Herr Flick of Borg : Ze resistance is irrelevant
I am Hyacinth Bucket of Borg : B-O-U-Q-U-E-T of B-O-R-G-U-E
Onslow of Borg : Oh, nice ! I've been assimilated and we're out of beer
I am Bashir of Borg : Please, can I assimilate you Jadzia ?
I am Jay Leno of Borg : Kevin's love life is irrelevant (and non-existing)
I am AT&T of borg, Calling Card abusers will be assimilated
I am Mr. Bean of borg, red minis will be assimilated
We are ze communist resistance of borg, Rene will be assimilated
I AM HELGA OF BORG ! AND DON'T MAKE ME SCREAM !
We are Tribbles of Borg, all food will be assimilated
She realy handled meat ? she touched it ? -Keiko O'Brian
We are Smurfs of Borg, Salsaparilla is irrelesmurf
We are Pakleds. We look for things  things to kill Wesley.
We are Smurfs of Borg, you will be assimismurfed
I am Garfield of Borg, Dogs are irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg, Mondays are irrelevant
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg   Prepare to be euh    euh    I forgot
I am Garfield of Borg, Odie is irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg, Farming is irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg, All refridgirators will be assimilated
I am Hagar of Borg, Europe will be assimilated
We are Tribbles of Borg, All food will be asimilated
We are AT&T of Borg, MCI will be assimilated
We are MCI of Borg, AT&T will be assimilated
I am Axel Foley of Borg, Beverly Hills will be assimilated
We are Tsjernobil of Borg, Radioactivity is irrelevant
We are CNN of Borg, all news will be assimilated
I am E-D of Borg, Nove Class will be assimilated
I am Garfield of Borg, all Lasagnas will be assimilated
I am Odo of Borg, Ferengi barkeepers will be assimilated
I am Alf of Borg, an assimilated Tribble
We are Bill & Ted of Borg - Excellent assimilation, dude !
Captain, censors indicate foul language in HoloDeck program "NYPD Blue"
Captain, the planet's women have made us sex slaves. Don't beam us up.
Keptin ! A Klinkon sheep ! An enema wessel !
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated. But wait, there's more !
Can I upgrade my hard drive to a Warp drive ?
Tribble  ->  *      TRIBBLE.LHA ->
"Sensors report Moderator at Mark 121-34" "Red Alert ! Arm phaser banks !"
Wesley, go clean Photon Torpedo Tube 1...
My name is Borg, James Borg. Stirred Vodka-Martini is irrelevant
I am Cyrus of Borg : You will be achy breaky assimilated
"Bones! That! Feels! Wonderful!" "It's head, Jim"
Spock's World ! Spock's World ! Amok Time ! Fascinating !
Okuda's 2nd Law of Cheap Props : Tricorder = GameBoy
"Huh huh huh... Borg rule..." "Yeah... They kick ass... Huh huh"
Pakleds of Borg : We assimilate things, things to make us go
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911 !
Stewart, Sirtis and el Fadil: Bri-i-i-its I-i-i-in Spa-a-a-ace !
TOS, TAS, TNG, STV, DS9, DSV, ... Oops !
The Borg...Victims of low self-esteem ? On the next Geraldo..
To boldly go where no one was stupid enough to go before...
Trekkers do it with Warp drive !
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes !
Virus located ! Run BEVERLY.EXE to remove it
Walk softly and carry a b'atL'eth !
Worf to O'Brien, put Riker in the brig and beam down Troi, Dax and Kira
STCookie Tagline Nr 1000 ! To collect your prize call 1-900-NCC-1701