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- Subject: St. Peter
- From: Chris Ward <A1pyrat@ix.netcom.com>
- Date: Sat, 07 Dec 1996 23:35:44 -0800
- To: A1Pyrat@ix.netcom.com
At the gate, St. Peter was checking the credentials for new entrants to enter Heaven. The first couple he encountered he asked what they had done to qualify for entry. They told him of their tithing, good deeds, etc., to which he replied that they were not ready for entry as they had been miserly. They loved money and hoarded it - Mr Cash even married a woman named Penny. No, they would have to take the elevator to go below. The next couple (Mr and Mrs Port)went through the sam thing, only it was imbibing in the grape that was their downfall. Why, Mr Port even married a woman named Sherry. That would never do - take the elevator. The third couple looked at each other and Dick said to Fanny, " We might as well forget the interview and just take the elevator." ,,, (oo) ------------o0Oo-(_)-oO0o------------------ l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l Chris Ward A1Pyrat@ix.netcom.com If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? Please!!!!!!!!! DO NOT DRINK and DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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